alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
You posted 4 conditions goober. 

Stormbringer said:The thought rushed through Lavrov's head, "Why on earth is this Hussein person so incredibly stupid?!" but on the outside Lavrov smiled and said again, "Russia has not invaded the Phillipines, and will not invade the Phillipines. I am unsure as to how I can make it more clear than that."
RealGoober said:3 - If he calls me "Boobs", or any combination pr permutation thereof, he is out of the NES.
4 - He must attend the John Kerry School of Flip-Flopping for 4 years, and memorize every word of John kerry's new book, "Why Liberals are destined to lose the 2008 US Federal Election".
Any complaints, please let me know.
Sheep2 said:The United Islamic States Presidency still continues its quiet support of a nation noone would expect....
RealGoober said:And Banana, I put up with him 'cause I have beemn putting up with fantasmo and that "human" race for 18 years now . . . oh, when, when can I go back to my regular planet . . . I cannot stand this hell, this prison that humans like fantasmo call "Earth" . . .