GoobNES01: Fallout (Second Thread)

[JosefStalinator]

Goobs, come on MSN, there was one tiny detail id like to specify about.

 

[alex994]

*rolleyes* Vodka lovers, i prefer a coke really....

Btw goober, u understood my orders i hope?

 

[Fëanor]

From the African Federation
To Nigerian Terrorists
Your terrorist faction may well have been in control of nigeria for over a year but the African Federation never recognized you as the lawfull governing body of Nigeria nor we have Granted Nigeria Independence.

We call you terrorist becouse you managed to temporarily gain control of nigeria after a long campaing of terrorism.

 

[Stormbringer]

tum tururum turm tum tum....its been almost 6 hours since noon...Goobs, any update on the progress? Will we have it today?

 

[#1 Person]

I have another fun drinking game, whenever Stormy writes a story we take a shot. Then we would all die every update

Alex, do you mean coke as in coca-cola or coke as in "I am the ow in now, And if you tell anyone..." (Well that was homer getting high off of marijuana. But you still get high)

 

[alex994]

Coca-cola of course

 

[Sheep]

The UIS condemns the alcholics in this world. Alchol is an evil as attested to by the Holy Koran.

Oh and while it MAY look like I am the aggressor in this war all I am doing is ending the illegal occupation of Greece of the Southern Half of the Turkish Island of Cyprus and thus will do so. Any futher actions by the Greeks or the USE will result in their decleration of war against the UIS.

The United Islamic States has pledged 10 years ago that we would never posses Weapons of Mass Destruction, we stand by that pledge and we shall never posses these weapons. Any WMD attacks against the UIS then will be unilateral and thus we shall then see who the true devils of the world are!

 

[#1 Person]

The Philippines would like to express its support for the USE in this conflict.

 

[Goober]

Yes, done by today. I have done all but a certain huge war between, well, I am sure you know whom between. I always leave the hard crap until the end. It should be done in a couple hours, depending on when I have to eat dinner. Been going good, thus far. I also want to try and do a brief snapshot of the vartious african nations, and whats happening to them. I find doing things brief, well, a wee bit difficult, lol.

 

[Storm Rider]

Oh and while it MAY look like I am the aggressor in this war all I am doing is ending the illegal occupation of Greece of the Southern Half of the Turkish Island of Cyprus and thus will do so. Any futher actions by the Greeks or the USE will result in their decleration of war against the UIS.

Your actions are nothing more than militaristic posturing to keep your crumbling union together as long as you can salvage it. Cyprus is, and always has been, predominately Greek. Furthermore, your dismissal of your obvious belligerency of your actions is equally false. Coincidentally, our 'occupation' is only illegal under YOUR laws, thus making it a fine pretext to invade a nation that has no ill will towards you in particular. Additionally, your exact words were 'Hand over Cyprus or the UIS will declare war.' Therefore, you are not, as you say, seeking to reobtain Cyprus without military aggression.

 

[Contempt]

The United States backs the USE, and will be taking military action unless peace is achieved.

 

[Stormbringer]

The Russian Federation maintains neutrality but strongly warns the USA and other nations that might want to intervene that the Russian Federation considers it a regional crisis and any attempts by other world powers to intervene will be seen as an act of agression in the region.

 

[Contempt]

The United States thanks Russia for its opinion, and kindly tells Russia that the United States cannot tolerate agression upon other countries for mere land as the UIS is doing, and thus this "regional crisis" is not so regional when the UIS might escalate this war to outlying areas.

 

[JosefStalinator]

To the USA and Russia
From the USE
Please calm down, we do not want this war to escalate to a world war.

 

[#1 Person]

The Philippines agrees with the USA. But hope of course that no war will hapen. And believes that the UIS and the USE can work out their conflict peacefully.

 

[Contempt]

I hold no love for any country, Russia or anyone else, who wants to dictate to the United States what it can and cannot do.

 

[Contempt]

In case Goobs forgot, since he doesn't seem to be on MSN, Panama and Puerto Rico are holding refundems for either Statehood, indepence, or the provinscal system as is.

 

[Stormbringer]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUSSIAN MID

USA, Philippines and the UIS/USE Crisis

Upon USA's or any other country's intervention into the UIS/USE crisis Russia will intervene against the outside force and will use all means necessary to destroy that country. We will prevent another World War and we will prevent more nations from getting involved even if it means a pre-emtive nuclear strike against that nation.

 

[Insane_Panda]

Nuclear war.. Have any of you learned from 1962? It is 1980 and STILL such weapons are not illegal.

 

[Storm Rider]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUSSIAN MID

USA, Philippines and the UIS/USE Crisis

Upon USA's or any other country's intervention into the UIS/USE crisis Russia will intervene against the outside force and will use all means necessary to destroy that country. We will prevent another World War and we will prevent more nations from getting involved even if it means a pre-emtive nuclear strike against that nation.

I assume that by my rather intimate involvement with this conflict I am exempt from this, correct?