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GoobNES01: Fallout
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Orange Shrooms!
Announcment of from the United Islamic Army
The UIA has seen a defeat of sorts last turn as the Spainish for the second year in a row resorted to use biological and chemical weapons. As a result of this we publicly declare that we think the Spainish leader Franco Fransisco is a war criminal coupled with suspected genocide of millions if Muslims in North Africa under Spainish rule.
Thus we recognise the Papal authoirty as the true government of Italy, the exiled British Monarchy as the true government of Britian, the Irish Paliament as the true government of Ireland and Denmark as the true government of Greenland. Iceland and France are considered by the UIA as independent.
We do not consider these nations to be at war with us, and therefore will treat any captured soldiers of these nationalities with the greatest of respect. Only Spainiards are our aim in this jihad!
The UIA has seen a defeat of sorts last turn as the Spainish for the second year in a row resorted to use biological and chemical weapons. As a result of this we publicly declare that we think the Spainish leader Franco Fransisco is a war criminal coupled with suspected genocide of millions if Muslims in North Africa under Spainish rule.
Thus we recognise the Papal authoirty as the true government of Italy, the exiled British Monarchy as the true government of Britian, the Irish Paliament as the true government of Ireland and Denmark as the true government of Greenland. Iceland and France are considered by the UIA as independent.
We do not consider these nations to be at war with us, and therefore will treat any captured soldiers of these nationalities with the greatest of respect. Only Spainiards are our aim in this jihad!
On the 22nd of December 1968 Ho Chi Minh was resting in his compound on the outskirts of Hanoi, here in his grand colonial style mansion he was preparing a days work unaware of the events that were to unfold on that day. It was early arfternoon and at the time Chairman Minh was preparing his weekly speah to the workers of North Vietnam when he was interupted by a guard reporting a rumbling noise.
The guard was sent to find out what this noise was, a few miuntes later he returned to the Chariman, and said "Sir, some troops are approaching the compound"
"What do you mean? Why are they comming here?" he replied
The guard has no time to answer as at this point gunfire broke out at the gate, the military were attacking their leader. The fighting continued for 20 minutes with the military being victorius as they has greater number and tanks. In the fighting Chairman Minh was taken prisoner and the military head have taken charge of the nation, several days later they released a statement:
OOC : Orders being PMed.
EDIT : Spelling and Date Corrected
The guard was sent to find out what this noise was, a few miuntes later he returned to the Chariman, and said "Sir, some troops are approaching the compound"
"What do you mean? Why are they comming here?" he replied
The guard has no time to answer as at this point gunfire broke out at the gate, the military were attacking their leader. The fighting continued for 20 minutes with the military being victorius as they has greater number and tanks. In the fighting Chairman Minh was taken prisoner and the military head have taken charge of the nation, several days later they released a statement:
OOC : Orders being PMed.
EDIT : Spelling and Date Corrected
Gelion
Retired Captain
Orders and maybe a story coming today....
The African Herald
Editorial by: Sedbias SonperThe Race for the Presidency has started, as the major parties present their candidates, many of which new and previously unknown, the public asks themselves who to vote to get out of this mess, here is a short overview of the major players in the upcoming elections:
ASC - Walter Sisulu
The African Socialist Congress, formely Known as African National Congress, has changed its name in an attempt to distance himelf from the blunder that caused the fall of the former government, with many of his (former) mebers placed under investigation the partys ranks have now been refreshed by many young politicians giving the party a fresh new look, but will that be enough to make the the people forget the so near past?
PAC - Robert Mangaliso Sobukwe
The Pan Africanist Party is going trough a metamorphose, being tired of always being portrayed as terrorist or merely the militarist arm of the ANC they have started a large campaign to spread their vision and ideals, their six principles are republicanism, nationalism, populism, statism, secularism and revolutionism, they can be defined as Kermalists (OOC: Kemal Ataturks Ideology)
CP - Joe Slovo
The Comunist Party has long stayed in the shadows of their big socialist brothers the ANC, being Left-Wing radicals, as part of an opposition of a Left Wing government they have been given very little chances to strike out at the governments policies as they were largely socialist ones, though with the fall of the government and they assignment as provisional government they have been placed right in the spotlight, will they be able to use this at their advantage and gain more support in the upcoming elections? And Will the Indian Communist Regimes torture of African Citizens and Biological Attack upon the African Communities influence the upcoming elections?
PDP - Olusegun Obasanjo
The Peoples Democratic Party has received a overwhelming majority vote in Nigerias Governor Election, even though the party is largely formed by Muslim members the PDP has managed to become very popular with both the Christian and Muslim population in Nigeria, Cameroon and other AF Northern Member States. Olesegun Obasanjo, currently Governor of Nigeria, has been chosen as the candidate for the Presidential Elections, his current policies as the Governor and of Nigeria and at the centre of his party program the PDP puts the need for reconciliation between the many different Religions and Ethnicities of Africa first, this is a Centrist Party.
ANP Robert Mugabe
The African National Party promises a stronger, united Africa. This new party claims to proudly follow the Ideology of DemoFascism, they Claims that a only a Strong Leadership as theirs can lead Africa out of the current crisis, they also say that African should to define themselves as many different ethnicities and religions and start thinking about themselves as Africans, however they say that they are not Racist and that to be an African you do not need have a certain skin color or ancestry, they say Your love for freedom and our great continent makes you an African. If voters will chose for this party it remains to be seen, however in dark times people tend to look for strong leadership and with a Good Campaign they could become a real player in the upcoming election.
#1 Person
The Cow
No Female candidates?
"Yaaaarrrrrrrrr!"
- Matt Sukha on a concotion of strawberry mixed with pure alcohol derived from a secretive chemical process in one of the underground NZ laboratories
To APETO
From the CU
Just a few months ago two of our states were under attack by the RSA. The CU feels APETO should establish a multi-tasking APETO defence force should this ever happen again. They must be very heavily armed, secretive and include tactical submarines equipped with conventional weaponry of course. Megatons of conventional ICBM's. It is our belief that an arsenal of saaay, 500 large conventional ICBM's and a standby army of 250,000 men w/ some navy assets and aircraft might ward of any foreign agression.
- Matt Sukha on a concotion of strawberry mixed with pure alcohol derived from a secretive chemical process in one of the underground NZ laboratories
To APETO
From the CU
Just a few months ago two of our states were under attack by the RSA. The CU feels APETO should establish a multi-tasking APETO defence force should this ever happen again. They must be very heavily armed, secretive and include tactical submarines equipped with conventional weaponry of course. Megatons of conventional ICBM's. It is our belief that an arsenal of saaay, 500 large conventional ICBM's and a standby army of 250,000 men w/ some navy assets and aircraft might ward of any foreign agression.
Gelion
Retired Captain
Brazil will be sending her forces to protect CU this turn....
Goobs, I need you to NPC Malaysia for the next two turns.
I don't think I could hold three NESes at the current schedule. Maybe once I settle down after moving and set my computer back up again.
For the record, I'm packing up my computer on Wednesday and will be doing a performance on Monday and recording on Tuesday. Farewell parties on Thursday and flight on Friday.
Busy whole-day-long sheete as you can see.
And people, please don't bully Malaysia, okay?
Thanks guys
I don't think I could hold three NESes at the current schedule. Maybe once I settle down after moving and set my computer back up again.
For the record, I'm packing up my computer on Wednesday and will be doing a performance on Monday and recording on Tuesday. Farewell parties on Thursday and flight on Friday.
Busy whole-day-long sheete as you can see.
And people, please don't bully Malaysia, okay?
Thanks guys
nonconformist
Miserable
Goob, any chance of you coming on MSN soon? You've not been on in ages.
blackheart
unenlightened
OOC its Ho Chi Minh, sad that people can't spell it right, I'll help protect Malaysia while you're gone Banana
To: CU
From: Japan
Our troops are here to help you.
To: CU
From: Japan
Our troops are here to help you.
Goober
Turning Right ...
To Banana - sure, np. Have fun, whatever you are doing.
And no guys, expect my MSN time to decrease suibstantially. School is getting extremely busy.
And no guys, expect my MSN time to decrease suibstantially. School is getting extremely busy.
Goober
Turning Right ...
WNN Special Report: The South American Tigers
Historically, South America has never been an economic super-power. They have been beset by intense poverty, and have stagnated. Their economic growth have been, well, sluggish for years. People have lived in intense poverty for as far as they can remember. But, all that has changed. It all was initiated by Argentina, and SADETO. SADETO has been the cause for this economic miracle in South America, and the root of everything is Argentina.
It all started with everybody coming to the same conclusion - that they had a role to play. That their past history of high tariffs and taxes on each other could not sustain them. There was resistance, not everybody was on side at first, noteably Colombia. But, all signed on. And the effect was momumental. All nations agreed to drop all tariffs against each other, and then they began the arduous task of conforming their banking, and other such laws. After this, their economies started to grow, and the people started to feel the effect, as companies that were formally in countries that had been Nuked as a result of 17/62 started moving to South America, which had been mostly spared.
Things only continued to get better for South America, as their new laws encouraged businesses to move to South America. As wars raged in Europe, Africa, and aro9und the world, none occurred in South America, except for the bizarre invasion of Panama and Equador by Colombia. But, aside from that, and the continuing thorn of Bolivia, rthe only Communist state in South America, and the 2 colonies in South America, Suriname and French Guinea, things have never been better for South America. Those economic reforms continued, and the people responded. New waves of patriotism and pride of their nations are sweeping this continent. DemoFascist Governments, initiated by Brazil, as taking root. Right-wing ideologies are the dominant force here. And Brazil also had a major force to play in this. Argentina, after facing massive peaceful protests calling for Socialism, and Communism, gave in, and soon became quite a Socialist state.
So South American nations turned to Brazil to lead them, and Brazil took up the role eagerly. South America is set to adopt a common currency, and the economic growth has continued unabated. Particularly in the Falklands Islands, who now has one of the hottest economies in the world. It seems bizarre, but these very small islands have managed to attract billions in investments, and have made maximum efficiency of the land that they control.
But there are some bumps oin the horizon. Primarily Colombia, who attacked Belize, Guetemala, and Mexico. Then Colombian forces got horribly defeated. Colombia opeople, after having been repressed by the cruel Colombia dictator, are rebelling against their leader, and looking to the FARC, or the PDRC, the rebel group in the East of Colombia demanding a Communist Colombia State. Panama has declared independence, and joined SADETO. SADETO also needs to ensure that they are not facing any political instability. DemoFascism is, by its nature, rather anti-Communist. pro-Communist revolutions were attempted in Uruguay and Paraguay, and Brazil, and all were brutally crushed. So South American Nations need to ensure that they have no rebel groups, as rebel groups are quite bad for their economies. South America also needs to ensure that they don't ednter into any wars. South American instracture has boomed,but all that can be destroyed in a war with, say, the Communist Coalition over Colombia, or Bolivia.
Indeed, South America has no where to go but up. But they need to ensure that they don't trip over any bumps, and fall flat on their face along the way.
OOC - This was a long time in coming. I intend on doing more of these as we go along, kinda like mini-updates, but with more of a general purpose, encompassing general trends. If you have any suggestions, please, tell me.
Historically, South America has never been an economic super-power. They have been beset by intense poverty, and have stagnated. Their economic growth have been, well, sluggish for years. People have lived in intense poverty for as far as they can remember. But, all that has changed. It all was initiated by Argentina, and SADETO. SADETO has been the cause for this economic miracle in South America, and the root of everything is Argentina.
It all started with everybody coming to the same conclusion - that they had a role to play. That their past history of high tariffs and taxes on each other could not sustain them. There was resistance, not everybody was on side at first, noteably Colombia. But, all signed on. And the effect was momumental. All nations agreed to drop all tariffs against each other, and then they began the arduous task of conforming their banking, and other such laws. After this, their economies started to grow, and the people started to feel the effect, as companies that were formally in countries that had been Nuked as a result of 17/62 started moving to South America, which had been mostly spared.
Things only continued to get better for South America, as their new laws encouraged businesses to move to South America. As wars raged in Europe, Africa, and aro9und the world, none occurred in South America, except for the bizarre invasion of Panama and Equador by Colombia. But, aside from that, and the continuing thorn of Bolivia, rthe only Communist state in South America, and the 2 colonies in South America, Suriname and French Guinea, things have never been better for South America. Those economic reforms continued, and the people responded. New waves of patriotism and pride of their nations are sweeping this continent. DemoFascist Governments, initiated by Brazil, as taking root. Right-wing ideologies are the dominant force here. And Brazil also had a major force to play in this. Argentina, after facing massive peaceful protests calling for Socialism, and Communism, gave in, and soon became quite a Socialist state.
So South American nations turned to Brazil to lead them, and Brazil took up the role eagerly. South America is set to adopt a common currency, and the economic growth has continued unabated. Particularly in the Falklands Islands, who now has one of the hottest economies in the world. It seems bizarre, but these very small islands have managed to attract billions in investments, and have made maximum efficiency of the land that they control.
But there are some bumps oin the horizon. Primarily Colombia, who attacked Belize, Guetemala, and Mexico. Then Colombian forces got horribly defeated. Colombia opeople, after having been repressed by the cruel Colombia dictator, are rebelling against their leader, and looking to the FARC, or the PDRC, the rebel group in the East of Colombia demanding a Communist Colombia State. Panama has declared independence, and joined SADETO. SADETO also needs to ensure that they are not facing any political instability. DemoFascism is, by its nature, rather anti-Communist. pro-Communist revolutions were attempted in Uruguay and Paraguay, and Brazil, and all were brutally crushed. So South American Nations need to ensure that they have no rebel groups, as rebel groups are quite bad for their economies. South America also needs to ensure that they don't ednter into any wars. South American instracture has boomed,but all that can be destroyed in a war with, say, the Communist Coalition over Colombia, or Bolivia.
Indeed, South America has no where to go but up. But they need to ensure that they don't trip over any bumps, and fall flat on their face along the way.
OOC - This was a long time in coming. I intend on doing more of these as we go along, kinda like mini-updates, but with more of a general purpose, encompassing general trends. If you have any suggestions, please, tell me.
Speech by Matt Sukha requested to be held on the WNN, otherwise submitted without the parts including alcohol consumption
The African Wonder - Peace, Stability, Religious & Personal Freedoms and the Economic Miracle
Yes, this has had a lot of time in coming too.
The world should notice how the CU states and colonies are the only locations in the North African-Middle Eastern world that are experiencing significant economic growth. The growth would have been astounding had it not been for the very security that have also kept them safe. These areas of interest and CU citizens have repelled both an Indian and an RSA invasion, the former indirectly (after the 40% Qatarian genocide) causing the end of Indian genocides in annexed territories.
In retrospect it is Commonwealth Union involvement that has kept the states of Guinea-Bissau and The Gambia open for economic, industrial and educational improvement. Just some food for thought before every temporary political opponent calls the CU imperialist. Within three years South Madagascar will be an economic sphere far stronger the the entire island ever could have hoped to aspire to with their former dictator. It is our hope that these mini-states of the CU will experience future stability and prosperity as we all know great riches attract great dangers.
Here's to that the Union may have many allies and no enemies! And the future health of what is mother Earth and home to us all!
*cheers*
**drinks some traditional Kiwi wine (on live TV) until he's as drunk as his space-projects advisor, he's brought his bodyguard with him so either the TV anchor focuses on something else or Matt starts offering to share his wine with him in a rather loud obnoxious tone of voice**
((And asides... there are always NPC's to beat up, guys. *sighs* =^_^= lol
)
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Diplomacy to Costa Rica from the States of the Commonwealth Union
Good people of Costa Rica. Prosperity and future lies within our nationstate organization. The CU hereby extends an official invitation to the people and democracy of Costa Rica to become a state of the Commonwealth and share in our economic growth and freedom of rights. Please keep in mind that this is in no way a threat. The Commonwealth respects the democracy of Costa Rica in every way possible. However we would be honored to have you in our midst and work together with you in science, economy and advances to the benefit of our citizens in close cooperation. Consider it, will you not?
The African Wonder - Peace, Stability, Religious & Personal Freedoms and the Economic Miracle
Yes, this has had a lot of time in coming too.
The world should notice how the CU states and colonies are the only locations in the North African-Middle Eastern world that are experiencing significant economic growth. The growth would have been astounding had it not been for the very security that have also kept them safe. These areas of interest and CU citizens have repelled both an Indian and an RSA invasion, the former indirectly (after the 40% Qatarian genocide) causing the end of Indian genocides in annexed territories.
In retrospect it is Commonwealth Union involvement that has kept the states of Guinea-Bissau and The Gambia open for economic, industrial and educational improvement. Just some food for thought before every temporary political opponent calls the CU imperialist. Within three years South Madagascar will be an economic sphere far stronger the the entire island ever could have hoped to aspire to with their former dictator. It is our hope that these mini-states of the CU will experience future stability and prosperity as we all know great riches attract great dangers.
Here's to that the Union may have many allies and no enemies! And the future health of what is mother Earth and home to us all!
*cheers*
**drinks some traditional Kiwi wine (on live TV) until he's as drunk as his space-projects advisor, he's brought his bodyguard with him so either the TV anchor focuses on something else or Matt starts offering to share his wine with him in a rather loud obnoxious tone of voice**
((And asides... there are always NPC's to beat up, guys. *sighs* =^_^= lol
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Diplomacy to Costa Rica from the States of the Commonwealth Union
Good people of Costa Rica. Prosperity and future lies within our nationstate organization. The CU hereby extends an official invitation to the people and democracy of Costa Rica to become a state of the Commonwealth and share in our economic growth and freedom of rights. Please keep in mind that this is in no way a threat. The Commonwealth respects the democracy of Costa Rica in every way possible. However we would be honored to have you in our midst and work together with you in science, economy and advances to the benefit of our citizens in close cooperation. Consider it, will you not?
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
Madrid Times
The war rages on! Victory in sight!
As Spanish forces continue to pound the UIA forces into oblivion, the UIA remains as stubborn as ever. Despite various attempts by the Spanish government to find a diplomatic solution to the war, the Islamic barbarians continue to fight in their corrupt wars for the overlords of the UIA. Spain will not falter, for united Spain stands as the beacon of greatness in Western Europe. WE must remain behind our leader Franco for now, for after the war a true vote will be held and Western Europe will reenter the Free World once again, and we can continue on with our lives in prosperity and freedom! Long live Spain! Long live Franco!
A symbol of Unity used among many staunch supporters of the united empire of Western Europe
UIA threatens nuclear war!
In a series of threatening letters from the UIA leader in Libya, it is well suspected that the UIA will attempt to smuggle nuclear weapons either into spain or to mimic the artificial Tsunami in southeast asia. All men and women of the nation are to remain alert and report ANY suspicious activity they find, and are to be ready in case of a nuclear or biological attack somewhere in Spain. Do not allow this to disrupt your lives however, just be wary and report any and all suspicious activity IMMEDIATELY. Countless lives could be saved.
Brave Spanish men fighting the terrorist scum
UIA POW's get a taste of the West!
In a move to show the superiority of Western Society, UIA POW's were given a tour of the nation in order to see what great accomplishments they are fighting to destroy. Though most remained stubborn as ever, trips throughout the nation seemed to change their attitudes slightly. The UIA POW's gained a new understanding of their enemy, especially during the tours of many Muslim neighborhoods and Muslim architecture in southern Spain.
Some POW's given a taste of the free press
The war rages on! Victory in sight!
As Spanish forces continue to pound the UIA forces into oblivion, the UIA remains as stubborn as ever. Despite various attempts by the Spanish government to find a diplomatic solution to the war, the Islamic barbarians continue to fight in their corrupt wars for the overlords of the UIA. Spain will not falter, for united Spain stands as the beacon of greatness in Western Europe. WE must remain behind our leader Franco for now, for after the war a true vote will be held and Western Europe will reenter the Free World once again, and we can continue on with our lives in prosperity and freedom! Long live Spain! Long live Franco!
A symbol of Unity used among many staunch supporters of the united empire of Western Europe
UIA threatens nuclear war!
In a series of threatening letters from the UIA leader in Libya, it is well suspected that the UIA will attempt to smuggle nuclear weapons either into spain or to mimic the artificial Tsunami in southeast asia. All men and women of the nation are to remain alert and report ANY suspicious activity they find, and are to be ready in case of a nuclear or biological attack somewhere in Spain. Do not allow this to disrupt your lives however, just be wary and report any and all suspicious activity IMMEDIATELY. Countless lives could be saved.
Brave Spanish men fighting the terrorist scum
UIA POW's get a taste of the West!
In a move to show the superiority of Western Society, UIA POW's were given a tour of the nation in order to see what great accomplishments they are fighting to destroy. Though most remained stubborn as ever, trips throughout the nation seemed to change their attitudes slightly. The UIA POW's gained a new understanding of their enemy, especially during the tours of many Muslim neighborhoods and Muslim architecture in southern Spain.
Some POW's given a taste of the free press
Stormbringer
The Brick and The Rose
Russia Today
Final Abolition of the Monarchy
The man that assured the reforms, Victor Khristenko
Mr. Khristenko, the pro-Kremlin leader in the Council of Federations has finally submitted a reform packet to the Constitution. After a prolonged debate the Packet came to a vote just yesterday, with the Communists and some of the Monarchists still opposed to it. With the Communists and the Unity and Fatherland party voting against it, some predicted the reforms to fail, and for the Czar to be restored. However United Russia in a very unexpected move combined forces with the Social Democrats and Liberals in order to force the legislature through. With 69% voting in favor of the reforms, Russia ceased to be an Empire, and elections for the new government were scheduled for the next 3 months.
End of the War
Igor Sergeyev, Russian Defence Minister
In a Press Conference earlier this week Mr. Sergeyev said that "We have won Comrades, our sons and daughters are coming home as heroes." He also informed the crowed that Russia has ended hostilities against every nation in the world, and there are no plans for military action against anyone in the near future. "If all goes well we can be safe without fighting any more wars," said the Minister.
Hungary? Columbia?
Sergey Ivanov
In a statement that directly contradicted that of Mr. Sergeyev, Russia's Secretary of the General Staff of the Military has suggested that Russia might take offensive action against Hungary. When asked what Russia has been doing to free the embassy personel that has been under arrast in Hungary for almost a year Mr. Ivanov said that "if politics don't work, I start working." Furthermore, when asked about the situation in Columbia Mr. Ivanov replied with some humor, "Not a situation until our boys get there." Opposition newspapers voiced concerns for committing more Russian troops oversees, but there have been no official statements from the Kremlin.
"New Horizons"
Images in newspapers of Russia's new installations
Russian newspapers have been buzzing with the news of Russia's new installations at Baykonour. Even though it is supposed to be a secure area, a photographer got a shot from afar of a huge new Missile Installation built there. Newspapers have speculated about everything from a mission to the moon and to a ballistic missile of the new generations, however when arpoached by the newspapers all government officials declined to comment.
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