To Phillipines
Excelsior Ambassador! This is what world peace, belief and SURVIVAL is all about! Yah knowz! The Phillipines rock! (expletives is a healthy part of any NES speech by Matt)
-Matt Sukha Williams on rice wine while writing a telegram to the Phillipines.
*attachment by the foreign secretary office: The donation from the Phillipines will be gratefully received and the Phillipines will of course be allowed a large part in the project planning. Pray, what did you have in mind? (PM the CU secretary please =^_^= and thanks for supporting us in our time of need btw.)
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Live Interview of Lily Rose Smith, a native New Zealander and the newly appointed States Minister of Economy
(she is rumoured to be the anchor behind the growing emphasis on the lagging of the CU economy until lately)
I was made aware this morning of the semi-annual WNN report on the state of our dear Commonwealth economic situations. There was a minor case if disinformation within the WNN. Alas, though I hope not to antagonize the WNN reporters *she pulls some documents out of a medium-sized blue briefcase*, these statistics show that the 'colonies' and states of the Commonwealth Union's growth are stronger then New Zealand herself.
Ever since New Zealand took charge of the developments in the now CU states of Gambia, Guinea-Bissau and Qatar the growth has been...
11-14 economic points p. turn, New Zealand
2-6 eco. p. turn, State of Guinea-Bissau
2-5 eco. p turn, State of The Gambia
2-5 eco. p turn, State of Qatar (despite genocide and warfare)
2-4 eco. p turn, colony of Jordania
2-4 eco. p turn, colony of Madagascaria
"All this while repelling two invasions, fighting a war in South Vietnam and defending ourselves with the utmost vigour and ensuring the survival of manking gentlemen."
"Keep your facts straight." she adds with something of a snap.