GoobNES01: Fallout

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To Haiti
From The Philippines

I think that the war might be able to be arranged. Immedatly change to democracy or face our vast armies!

To The CER
From The Philippines

I would like to state that those 4 missiles were attacking Haiti, as it said one got through and landed there. But one missile is fine getting through.
 
To Phillipines
Excelsior Ambassador! This is what world peace, belief and SURVIVAL is all about! Yah knowz! The Phillipines rock! (expletives is a healthy part of any NES speech by Matt)
-Matt Sukha Williams on rice wine while writing a telegram to the Phillipines.
*attachment by the foreign secretary office: The donation from the Phillipines will be gratefully received and the Phillipines will of course be allowed a large part in the project planning. Pray, what did you have in mind? (PM the CU secretary please =^_^= and thanks for supporting us in our time of need btw.)
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Live Interview of Lily Rose Smith, a native New Zealander and the newly appointed States Minister of Economy
(she is rumoured to be the anchor behind the growing emphasis on the lagging of the CU economy until lately)
I was made aware this morning of the semi-annual WNN report on the state of our dear Commonwealth economic situations. There was a minor case if disinformation within the WNN. Alas, though I hope not to antagonize the WNN reporters *she pulls some documents out of a medium-sized blue briefcase*, these statistics show that the 'colonies' and states of the Commonwealth Union's growth are stronger then New Zealand herself.

Ever since New Zealand took charge of the developments in the now CU states of Gambia, Guinea-Bissau and Qatar the growth has been...

11-14 economic points p. turn, New Zealand
2-6 eco. p. turn, State of Guinea-Bissau
2-5 eco. p turn, State of The Gambia
2-5 eco. p turn, State of Qatar (despite genocide and warfare)
2-4 eco. p turn, colony of Jordania
2-4 eco. p turn, colony of Madagascaria

"All this while repelling two invasions, fighting a war in South Vietnam and defending ourselves with the utmost vigour and ensuring the survival of manking gentlemen."
"Keep your facts straight." she adds with something of a snap.
 
To World

The ALIENS are attacking!!!!!!! RUN HIDE SCREAM IN FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're getting invaded by the Aliens!!!!!!!!!!
Arhghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Man I still have to wait for my update :(
 
To Phillipines:
Haiti is under our protection. Get back or be destoyed.
 
To: CER
From: Austria
What a coincidence, that we sghould all invade Hungary like this. Come here often?
I am sure we could come to some ssort of comromise; at least our troops not killing each other?
If you would allow us to take over Hugnary, or ossiblty aid us, I am sure we would be able to come to some mutual beneficiary agreement?
We will, if allowed to control this country, which has, for hundreds of years, been one of ours, purge all those you see as a threat.
At least we could set a half way point to divisde the country into two?
 
All nations that have applied for SADETO membership are granted one as of this moment and are party to all SADETO projects...
 
Gelion said:
All nations that have applied for SADETO membership are granted one as of this moment and are party to all SADETO projects...

yay! Victory at last!
I do hope we can keep project Survival out of this. I have an idea.

/The Treaty of Mutual Benefit/
What about SADETO announces that she recognizes the two colonies of the Phillipines and the Phillipines recognize the current Haitian government and Haiti promises to implement radical democratic reforms under the wings of SADETO?
The world community gets some, SADETO gets another member, the Haiti people are allowed to taste democracy and the Phillipines consolidate her holdings.
Is this acceptable?
 
We are working on the terms now....

Goober please don't forget about my Osirius project being completed this update :). Thank you!
 
I don't even want to talk about my fusion project... turns out the Japanese failed to specify any sorts of scientists showing up. Leastwise that's what I think happened. Osirius hmm?
 
OOC check your Pm Toteone
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To: World
From: Japan

Our fleets have put a noose on the treacherous pirates in the Indian Ocean. We suggest all nations join us to rid the seas of this scourge and restore shipping lanes to their original safeness.
 
Haiti, for the record, has agreed to become a DemoFascist nation, if allowed to join SADETO. So Haiti is now a DemoFascist nation, as opposed to a Fascist Dictatorship. Haiti is still demanding 2 eco in reparations from the Philippines.

Feanor - What election? I never read anything in your orders about an election.
 
To Brazil:

Russia has not in any way established a military base in South America. Russian troops are present in Columbia, however that has not been made a secret to anyone, and following a victory in Columbia they will withdraw.

On the other hand, Russia will conduct an investiagation into the Bolivian situation, and should it come to light that SADETO has been in any way responsible for the insurections Russia and SADETO will be in a state of war.
 
Mysterious Attacks on our Fluffy Friends

George the the Sheep and some other sheep from other farms have gone missing off a farm in the falkland island, no trace is found of him or any of the others. There is no evidence on the story, however a glowing green aurora was spotted on the horizen by a farmer, or so he says ...

If you see any lost sheep please tell us, we are really worried, $5 for any infomation, please help us!
 
To the CER,
From Bolivia,

We have said this once, we will repeat it. Bolivia is a pure Communist nation. Our workers are all working, and happy in our paradise. There are none of those damned Fascists in Bolivia. There is no need to send troops. Bolivia is composed of 100% pure Communism. We repeat, again, there are no Fascist Scum in Bolivia, we ensure that. Do not waste our time or your time by sending JCF troops. It is unneeded.
 
To UIA
From Spain
Your unwarrented attack on Spanish civilians is the final straw, we issue the final ultimatum with which the UIA and member nations, especially Lybia, can preserve their existance, if they decline there will be nothing to negotiate with in the future.
 
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