GoobNES01: Fallout

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OFFICIAL UPDATE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

The Update will be on WEDNESDAY, unless I do not get enough orders.

I currently have 8/19 orders, from Philippines, Malaysia, NKE, nigeria, Falklands, North Vietnam, CU, and Australia. Get them in!!!
 
If You Don't Get Them In, My Nukes Will Be Disposed Of Via Your Nation!
 
(I believe I gave you that idea. I am such a bad man . . . )
 
No you didn't.
 
To: West Timor
From: States of the Commonwealth Union

Indonesia is gone and yet you have managed to maintain law and order. The Commonwealth Union would be honored to have another member state.

To: Madagascar
From: States of the Commonwealth Union

We offer you membership as a (of nature independant/semi-autonomous) member state in the Commonwealth Union. This will protect you from foreign aggression, update some of your technology and increase your trade with SEATO. Let it be known that no money shall be taken away from you, only redistributed among the member states so less potential for economic development is wasted.
[example: Gambia, Guinea Bissau, Quatar and Madagascar share their eco... 3 states go up one lvl. Next six months and the six months after that money flows back until the fourth state is ahead of the three others and the process repeats itself. This is what's happening right this round: some of the money is being sent to the eastern islands. The next six months a large sum of finances will be used to restore order in the three states.]

To: Quatar, Guinea-Bissau, Gambia
From: states of the Commonwealth Union
Order and economy will be improved the next six months and then step up the following six months. Within one year and seven months elections will be held and local governments formed, another six months and elections will be held as to who will stay with the Union. Remember that through the Commonwealth Union you have safety and if you vote for it, independant state membership in SEATO. Prosperity, law & order, religious freedom and an industrialization and education plan. The Union has much to give, but will you choose to stay with us? If you vote pro-Union at the second election we promise that we will transform you to the most fortunate states of Africa.

[ooc] Goober, can my colonies be granted semi-autonomous state independance and be subject to the SEATO +1 eco. lvl.? I want to make an agreement with them in 1.5 years that the eco. spent on them will be 95-105% every one and a half years. [/ooc]

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ALLIED HEADQUARTERS - Saigon

The South Vietnamese general had never been known to be a coward. The soldiers under his command had held the thin line at the southeastern port city when the Vietnamese were all but an inch from achieving final victory.
The allied commanders gathered around the table knew this, that without the man in front of them their colleagues would never have given a rat's ass to invade a coutnry which had already been reunited, albeit under the communist ideology.
Some of them were here for different purposes. Borderline fascists from Spain, ex-communists from the USSR, their officers lined the table. Only symbolic gestures had kept their number beneath half. The strange but diplomatic Kiwis from the south-east and their Malaysian friends were strongly represented and the apartheid supporters from South Africa had their seat as well. And that was not even mentioning the Acadian and Quebecians who were there on a goodwill mission with a large regiment of their own.

"It'll be all right Ryu. The Australians have pledged their support now. China won't interfer with us, they're close to politically neutral and besides they jsut had a war with India and they're still busy colonizing Siberia." it was the Commonwealth commander.
Obviously the wrong choice of words. One of the Russian officers paled while another swore. The issue was ignored and the Spanish commander spoke.
"Don Quijote. Your Chinese are a windmill. They wish you no harm."

"But... but -" Gyu Hadoken stuttered. "How were they able to raise twenty-five thousand soldiers and two hundred tanks? How!? Their economy is hardly better then ours! They must have foreign aid!"
The Malaysian officer looked uneasy. "Well Ryu, I've read the expense reports and maybe if you hadn't bought submarines and other costly warships then you would have more on the ground..."
The South Vietnamese commander looked shocked, then he stood up and threw back his chair. "You say so but we've been giving money away to him! We have paid for your kind help!" he was pointing an accusing index finger at the CU commander.
"Errrr... Gyu if you'd just relax right now!"

"NO! Now I KICK YOUR ASS!" Gyu flew through the room in a fly-kick - smashing the mahogny table in two pieces as figure-head officers and number-chrunchers were scattered across the room. He caught the New Zealander squarely in the chest knocking the wind out of him before landing down beside him and immediately puting a death grip to his neck.
"NOW I TAKE YOUR MONEY BACK!"
"*wheeze* Gyu..." said the commonwealth commander. "*there's* cough* wheeze* 50.000 dollars in my wallet. *huuuuunnghhh* ...start... *wheeeeeeeezeeeee*"
Slowly Gyu Hadoken eased his grip. "You will do right by my people!"

"No I don't think so." It was a voice from the other side of the room. Gyu twisted around to see who it was. It was a short-stocky man with brown hair carrying a Colt 0.45 straight at his head. Gyu was reminded dimly of some high and mighty organization but he didn't know why. "We've got Project Relief Agency to build and no way is there you will interfer in that." *BLAM*
A bullet whistled through the air and entered Gyu Hadoken's skull splattering his brain goo across the carpet floor. The other officers and commanders were already readying their mostly ceremonial sidearms and loading them to aim straight at the man.
"No I don't think you lot will do that. I've got 50 GI's outside who're just waiting to brainwash you all. You really should keep the chattering down to a minimum."
The New Zealandese soldiers stormed the room and seized the officers before they could make an attempt to even clean of the carpet walls for blood.
And ten they were gagged and removed to a dark cellar where a man with a large bowl of water on the floor carrying a manic grin was waiting for them.

* * * * *
The South Vietnamese President awoke with a start. Those damn Coalition officers! Bribing Thailand to help out and demanding money from them to pay for it. The Commonwealth Union were such meanies... :sad:
 
To Nazi Norway
From Yugoslavia

European Union...hmm.Maybe if you switch to communism?
 
From the Netherlands,
To the CU,

West Timor is our colony. Attacking it will be considering an act of war.

From Madgascar,
To the CU,

No, we will not be annexed by you! We are an independent nation, not a CU colony!

Your other colonies, Qatar, etc., agree with what you said to them, but you can't do diplo with them.
 
To: the Netherlands
From: states of CU

With all the turmoil of the last score of months we thought your government was in anarchy and no longer in control or cared. Our apologies, we withdraw our offending offer to the west Timorese of course.

To: Madagascar
From: states of CU

It was an offer not a threat. We respect your decision and hope for you future well-being in Africa.
[ooc] I can't do diplo. with my colonies? Do I err... decide their elections then or do they have free NPC will when election-day comes around? [/ooc]
 
The Republic of South Africa Announces Law Changes!

African Insurrection Decree


The articles 114, 115, 117, 118, 123, 124 and 153 of the constitution of the Republic of South Africa are suspended until further notice. It is therefore permissible to restrict the rights to personal freedom, freedom of speech, including the freedom of the press, the freedom to organize and assemble, the privacy of letters, mail, telegraphs and telephones, order searches and confiscations and restrict property, even if this is not otherwise provided for by present law

Enabling Act

1. Other than through the procedure prescribed by the constitution, laws of the RSA may be decided upon by the government of the RSA as well. This includes laws as referred to by articles 85 subsection 2 and 87 of the constitution.

2. Laws decided upon by the government of the RSA may deviate from the provisions of the constitution as long as they do not affect the institutions of the Volksraad and the Senate as such. The constitutional rights of the Head of State shall remain intact.

3. Laws decided upon by the government of the RSA shall be issued by the President and announced in the RSA Law Gazette. They shall take effect on the day following the announcement, unless they prescribe a different date. The articles 68 to 77 of the constitution shall not be applied to laws decided upon by the government of the RSA.

4. Contracts of the RSA with foreign states which affect matters of RSA legislation shall not require the approval of the bodies concerned with legislation. The government of the RSA shall issue the prescriptions required for the execution of such contracts.

Republic of South Africa Law Gazette


New Laws Announced!​
First Synchronization Law

Decrees that RSA Protectorates receive the same legislative powers that the RSA government has received through the Enabling Act.

Second Synchronization Law
Decrees the appointment of a Proconsul in every RSA Protectorate, the Merger of the Prime Minister and President office and hereby dismisses the President Charles Robberts Swart and Appoints Prime Minister Hendrik Frensch Verwoerd as President for Life.

Decriminalization Law
Decrees that from henceforward punishment for criminals will include immediate sterilization and hard labor.
 
OOC: Goober, the map has West Timor as NOT Dutch. Ye may like to fix that.


P.S. UPDATE TODAY EVERYONE!! REMEMBER MY THREAT!!!
 
fantasmo said:
OOC: Goober, the map has West Timor as NOT Dutch. Ye may like to fix that.


P.S. UPDATE TODAY EVERYONE!! REMEMBER MY THREAT!!!

Tomorrow is wednesday....are you alrite? :D
 
No, today's Wednesday.
 
Oh. Damn. Well, that sucks.
 
Time Zones, people, time Zones!

For the Aussies and such, you guys are like a day ahead of me. i am living in GMT-8 here. It is 8:30 Tuesday night, and I'm really tired.
 
Damn. I'm GMT +10, and I'm sick of waiting.
 
(well it's horrible to be +1 and never quite in synch with the internation community. *whine* *whine* *whine* starting to sound like Piro. Nah, it's actually quite great to be close to Greenwich standard. Not so much mess about it. and we have summer time from the war to further confuse things!)
 
Megatokyo rocks.
 
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