Good Wish, Bad Wish 10: One wish, two wish, red wish, blue wish

[W|M]

Granted. Your weirder stalker starts to instead.

I wish there was no Global Warming.

 

[choxorn]

Granted. Say hello to the new ice age!

I wish the temperature would remain moderate.

 

[W|M]

Granted. Say hello to the new ice age!

Hello, new ice age!

 

[Kennigit]

Granted. Humans die out, as that's the best way to prevent further warming of the Earth. So earth gets to stay moderate.

I wish to see Firefly

 

[Mango Elephant]

Granted. It's the last thing you see before you are eaten by a lion.

I wish I had a zillion wishes!

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted. It's the last thing you see before you are eaten by a lion.

I wish I had a zillion wishes!

Granted, as the rules state you have one wish, the zillion wishes don't do anything.

I wish only capitalist Christians would exist in this world.

 

[choxorn]

The genie refuses to grant troll wishes, and thus decides to turn you into baconnaise. Then a fat guy eats you.

I wish for anti-troll missiles.

 

[GhostWriter16]

The genie refuses to grant troll wishes, and thus decides to turn you into baconnaise. Then a fat guy eats you.

I wish for anti-troll missiles.

You cheated, you have to grant my wish and twist it, for good will, I'll do yours.

Granted, they destroy you (Not calling you a troll for real.)

I wish Chroxorn would be punished for not granting my wish.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Granted, but in a bizzare twist Chroxorn only gets stronger because of the tribulation and procedes to devour Domination3000 alive.

I wish I had a pony!

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Granted, he pees on your bed and then procedes to eat your wedding photos.

I wish I had a clock.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, he pees on your bed and then procedes to eat your wedding photos.

I wish I had a clock.

Granted, it doesn't work.

I wish everyone who played this game (Including me) would get pemabanned.

 

[W|M]

Granted. It's from SimCity Forums.

I wish I had a stockpile of ICBMs.

 

[Tee Kay]

Granted. You don't have the launch codes.

I wish I can get a dentist appointment this week.

 

[Kennigit]

Granted. You make an appointmet, but the dentist didn't show up to work. Turns out the dentist's car broke down. The dental clinic was busy and no other dentists could see you.

You reschedule for 3 months later.

I wish I could get interested in civ 4 again. Whenever I try to replay it, I get somewhat bored and never finish.

 

[W|M]

Granted. There's an amazing new game out, and you get left out and lose all your friends as you think Civ IV is better.

I wish I got bored less easily.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Granted, you get interested in everything, including your elderly neighbors genitals.

I wish I had a spirit dragon.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Granted, he pees on your bed and eats your wedding photos.

I wish I had a fish on a dish.

 

[W|M]

Granted. Someone else eats it, but gets food poisoning and pukes it all over you.

I wish I was in the South Part of Rio de Janeiro.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Granted. You die of cancer.

I wish the world could talk!

 

[Kennigit]

Earth becomes alive! It begins to talk, but we've polluted it so much that it starts to feel sick. It throws up.

Unfortunately, the "throw up" is molten lava and destroy humanity.

I wish Bobbtjoe eats my wedding photos.