Good Wish/Bad Wish VI: Wish at Your Own Risk!

[Stylesrj]

Granted. While tacos rule, this one was stolen by George Bush

I wish to have a mafia game up and running quickly.

 

[Perfection]

Granted, it's boring and lame like all the other mafia games

I wish that people came up with more clever answers in this thread.

 

[Catharsis]

Granted:

Einstein's nine (9) primary fundamental universal base unit values
1) Einstein intensity: [(hG/c^5)^1/2]/sr = 9.8601020(30) x 10^-46 cd
2) Einstein time: (hG/c^5)^1/2 = 1.3511889(33) x 10^-43 s
3) Einstein length: (hG/c^3)^1/2 = 4.0507625(15) x 10^-35 m
4) Einstein substance: [(hc/G)^1/2]/M = 1.6605388(62) x 10^-27 kmol
5) Einstein mass: (hc/G)^1/2 = 5.4563031(18) x 10^-8 kg
6) Einstein current: e/[(hG/c^5)^1/2] = 1.1857531(48) x 10^24 A
7) Einstein temperature: [(hc^5/G)^1/2]/k = 3.5518626(92) x 10^32 K
8) Einstein relative permeability: (e0hc)/e^2 = 6.8517999(55) x 10^1 rad
9) Einstein inverse fine-structure: (2e0hc)/e^2 = 1.3703599(91) x 10^2 sr

Planck's non-primary fundamental non-universal base unit values
1) Planck intensity: [(bar-hG/c^5)^1/2]/sr = 3.9336115(89) x 10^-46 cd
2) Planck time: (bar-hG/c^5)^1/2 = 5.3904639(43) x 10^-44 s
3) Planck length: (bar-hG/c^3)^1/2 = 1.6160204(35) x 10^-35 m
4) Planck substance: [(bar-hc/G)^1/2]/M = 6.6245916(02) x 10^-28 kmol
5) Planck mass: (bar-hc/G)^1/2 = 2.1767500(08) x 10^-8 kg
6) Planck current: e/[(bar-hG/c^5)^1/2] = 2.9722423(67) x 10^24 A
7) Planck temperature: [(bar-hc^5/G)^1/2]/k = 1.4169882(01) x 10^32 K

Legend's http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Constants/
Planck constant: h = 6.6260693(11) x 10^-34 kg-m^2/s
Newton constant: G = 6.6723635(22) x 10^-11 m^3/kg-s^2
speed of light in vacuum: c = 2.99792458 x 10^8 m/s
Einstein molar mass: M = 3.2858629(47) x 10^19 kg/kmol
elementary charge: e = 1.6021765(31) x 10^-19 A-s
Boltzmann constant: k = 1.3806504(11) x 10^-23 kg-m^2/s^2-K
electric constant: e0 = 8.854187817... x 10^-12 A^2-s^4-rad/kg-m^3
Planck h/2(pi): bar-h = 1.0545716(84) x 10^-34 kg-m^2/s

Will NIST ever fix their tables?

THIS IS THE WISH: I wish I knew exactly what penguins smelled like, without actually having to go near them.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, they smell precisely like a rotten orange.

I wish for non-poisoned pie.

 

[kill fire]

Granted, it tastes like $#!^.


I wish that there was a spoon.

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, but it is made out of plutonium.

I wish for my dandruff to be gone forever.

 

[Perfection]

Granted, you're scalped

I wish that mosquitos go extinct.

 

[choxorn]

Granted!!!!!!!

I wish that Perfection's wish has absolutely no ill effects.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. It takes a million years though. Got time?

I wish for that twist to make sense.

 

[choxorn]

Sorry Styles, I said no ill effects, that's an ill effect, hence your twist does not work.

 

[Stylesrj]

For your sake, I edited it. There, you didn't specify the time it would take for the mosquitoes to go extinct

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, it makes sense to a scientist. Unfortunately, not for us.

I wish for my dandruff to be gone and I am not scalped or have any body part removed.

 

[rhawn]

Granted. The only sound you can now make is "derp."

I wish for some jameson on the rocks.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You get a drink that is smashed on some rocks in an ocean. Go get it cowboy. Oh, that'll be OVER NINE THOUSAAAND dollars.

I wish for the OVER NINE THOUSAAAND meme to be used three more times in this thread by three different users

 

[Catharsis]

Granted. Three moderators turn up and ban you for OVER NINE THOUSAAAND days each.

I wish my printer had coloured paper in it, so I could print whimsical memos and invoices.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, it no longer has white paper, and the only color you have is olive green mixed with dark brown.

I wish this thunderstorm would stop.

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, it's replaced by a tornado outbreak.

I wish for all human effects on the enviroment to be cancelled.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. Natural effects still happen and oh boy, that tidal wave is sure natural!

I wish that tidal wave to wipe out all life on Earth.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, it wipes out a person who has a name on some forum, "All life on earth".

I wish Stylesrj would stop wishing for the end of the world, solar system, Orion arm, galaxy, galactic cluster, galactic supercluster, universe, or multiverse.

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, he just wishes for you to die.

I wish my brother wasn't such an idiot, but he was still not as smart as me or ever be able to be as smart as me.