Good Wish/Bad Wish VI: Wish at Your Own Risk!

[Bigfoot3814]

Granted, you are now just as dumb as he is, so you have no comprehension that he is any better or worse than you.

I wish I had some D batteries. Intsantly!!!

 

[choxorn]

Granted. However, your twist violates mythmonster's wish (as making him just as dumb means also just as smart, which he said could not be done), so the D batteries cause the appliance they are used in to electrocute you.

I wish I could make an untwistable wish.

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, it involves the universe exploding. Niiiiiice.

I wish to be able to run super fast yet still be able to walk normal speed and be able to go through things that i choose to go through.

 

[sepamu92]

Granted. But you broke your leg

I wish for a fwuffy baby lamb to pet!!!!

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. However, it is then slaughtered and forced fed to you.

I wish to be the person operating that lamb processing factory

 

[Perfection]

Granted, you make crap wages for hard work

I wish the next Good Wish/Bad Wish thread is better than this one.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, a bunch of rules are created to stop Styles' antics. It ends up a lot like DYOS X.

I wish Stylesrj would suddenly vanish from the face of the earth so that we didn't have to put up with him, and this would not effect anything but Stylesrj in a negative way.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. However, while I vanished from the face of the Earth, I reappear on Mars, with an oxygen suit and 24 Internet and do my thing from there.
Either that, or some other guy comes along who is much worse than me

I wish the internet has less trolling and pr0n

 

[Perfection]

Granted, trolling and pr0n rule so the internet now kinda sucks.

I wish that some rich bastard I don't know drops dead and leaves me with 50 million USD.

 

[Deep Thought]

Granted, directly after you've taken all of the money out, a corruption starts and the 50M gets worthless.

I wish to be leader of the world. And no one will stop me, because no one wants to.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You now rule Pluto. You didn't specify what world you wanted. Oh and Pluto isn't even a planet.

I wish Pluto to be a planet

 

[choxorn]

Granted, it smashes into your face.

I wish to be able to come with better twists!

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, they are so good everyone hates you and kills you.

I wish that Pluto was a planet again and it wouldn't do anything bad.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Granted. Pluto is a planet now, but the ultra conservative pluto illuminati mafia comes after you, and Tom Hanks has to try and stop them, and expose the truth to the masses. It's made into a movie called the DaPluto Code, and everyone thinks it's the bees knees. However, some albino monk jumps out from an alley and kills you with that chain self-cutter thing. However, pluto didn't do anything bad, it was just sitting in outer space. Pluto doesn't kill peope; people kill people.

I wish my response had been just a little more silly than that.

 

[sepamu92]

Granted. Pluto was incidentally wearing a clown costume.

I wish for a magic chessboard that would do anything I told it to!

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. It kills you after mishearing a word you said.

I wish to know the 4 move Checkmate in Chess

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, but so does everyone else. You're not special.

I wish to know the 4 move checkmate in Chess and for noone else ever be able to learn it or be able to deduce it from my moves.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, everyone else knows the 3-move checkmate and the 2-move checkmate. Ha.

I wish to have sepamu's magic chessboard, for it to do whatever I say, and for it not to mishear me.

 

[kill fire]

Granted, but you accindentaly say "kill me" and it kills you.




I wish that I had the ability to do anything, including making it so that everyone ignores the existance of the twist to this wish and making it so the the twist doesn't exist.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. The anything you do is to lose your powers and then we dogpile you with wish twists. Be more careful.

I wish to have a Vertigo Bomber