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Luckily, I can adress you, (an unseasonably returning Flatlander Fox?!), in all the issues above mentioned and leave you and any others with the same concerns in perfect contentment.

I actually just arrived from the scanner, (which I finally got to work!) and now there is but a short process of taking it to photoshop and increasing the darkness contrast (it came out lightly since I did it in pencil, a dark lead though it was) and then all the players will receive 13 pages of information! 4 pages with units info clearly illustrating all the changes, 4 pages of the new tech tree which has been made precise enough for a lemming to understand, and 5 pages of the new rules and the most important item of all, (not for your understanding of your game but for the sake of the game in general) the honor code, which includes it the section about the new 'ruler units' and my DM'ing purpose in the game, which you must all admit is below limited as I have stated earlier for all to see.

As for the playing times, I myself wanted to talk about that, but for you, the new entry, I will say that my very aim from the beginning was to get as full schedules from everyone, which wasn't met with all the support needed to make it work......but which would also be scanned and sent to you all and used to arrange as long and as many playing sessions as possible given our diverse roster of time zones (5)!

That should answer all of your doubts graciously and generously, but I have some of my own squabbles to settle, (I should take comfort that all between us is more than well, honorable Father, though my stomach nigs at me to taste your blood in battle despite my best efforts to calm it, which is a sign of health and good sporstmanship, I should hope), those own concerns of mine regarding the only item in doubt at this moment in all the long proceeding leading up to the opening of the gates to this bold arena!...AND THAT IS THE SCHEDULE!!
I will send you a copy, you will all see what I am talking about soon enough so do not doubt me as some of you are so fond of doing, but some players are the only obstacle left for me to overcome...for they have held back in this respect and hindered the longwinded sessions which you desire and which I demand. These uncooperative fellows are not to be ostracized in their unwillingness to sacrifice just a dash of freedom for the sake of the greatest game, though perhaps naively unaware of this just yet, they will ever play. Ihave repeated this bold claim many times, and so if I am proved wrong I should be shrunk from my position of power just as many times, but we will not find out until these people learn some leniancy and flexibility!

If you look at the OLD schedule, the one i completed earlier today, you would see the General's slots of availability as little starving slivers next to the uninterrupted continuity of Nicosar or even some of the more forthcoming players, and in that obsolete piece of paper he appeared the stingiest and least thirsting for a true challenge by the famishe portions of his hours, but he has honorably admitted to this shortcoming and is in the process of producing a more worthy schedule. However, there was one even more stingy than he with his time! all the schedules have been posted earlier and now lie scattered throughout this thread, and though i expect none save me to collect and convert and replot and match all these agendas you can easily read that DDay, who perhaps besides me has shown the most eager to play by his words if not by his unobligated attendance, has given us but 3 hours a day from which to choose a decent time of play! not only is this assuming, on his part, that all other schedules would be so compliant as to give his little slot a chance but that we would only want to play for three hours! HAHahahaha, do not grow red in cheek though, BOOMSTICK, out of anger or shame, if you are noble enough to feel the latter, I only invite you to see that we will need the full help of all who wish to play if we are to connect these warriors from seven points in the globe together and often, and that if you saw your little wood shavings for time slots in the schedule you yourself would laugh!! The other such culprit, (GGGUUUUILLLLTYYY I SAY!!!) is Narz, but he should be commended doubly if he complies again with my request since he has already done so before (though his new hours were boosted from a mere 1 1/2 hours a day.....(snort)....(SNORT)...pphhhhhhh HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAa...hahahha.....Hahha...sorry, (sniff) but I was just imagining me taking a strand of hair and dipping it in ink then lying it across the pager to denote his free hours if he hadnt honorably coughed up some more....heheh), but since his admirable cooperation was only an average increase you can imagine that it is still lacking but if it could be inflated just a pinch further (or several pinches if thats what you have to spare) we all be in a debt of honor.

AS FOR YOU FLANTLANDER; give me a ripe and wanting schedule so that I will not have to write you, or forbid it, write about you, on this subject again. It is a good thing you showed up with such good jhumor as you did, and with near perfect time since the Doctor is leaving on vacation to cowpatty (...) land for ten days, starting tomorrow, where there are no computers, do I have your e-mail adress? you might have given it earlier so I will check but be a sport and give again in case, alon gwith your ICQ if you have one!

AND ONE MORE THING: I HAVE BEEN QUICK TO NOTICE ABOUT HOW QUICK PEOPLE ARE TO SAY HOW UNFORTUNATE IT WOULD BE IF I WERE TO BE IN THE SAME TURF AS THEM, BUT HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT IF I'M AS GOOD AS I CLAIM (THE TRUTH WILL COME LIKE A RUDE SHOCK TO YOU, IM AFRAID) THEN YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST TO GO AND YOU WOULD HAVE TO EAT YOUR WORDS WITH PEPPER AND ROCKS??!!!

JUST SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.....TH ETIME DRAWS EVER NEARER, I AM LEAVING FOR DINNER AND UPON RETURN ALL THE FILES WHICH ARE READY ON MY DESKTOP WILL BE MAILED TO YOU. PRAY THOSE ABOVE-MENTIONED MAY READ THIS SPEEDILY AND THE GAME COULD BEGIN WHILE I AM STILL DIGESTING!!!
 
I HAVE REWRITTEN THE SCHEDULE CONSIDERING THE GENERAL'S ALTERATIONS TO HIS AGENDA.

THE GENERAL HAS BEEN EXTREMELY HELPFUL IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD AND SHOULD BE COMMENDED FOR AN EAGERNESS AND WILLINGNESS TO BRING THIS GAME TO LIFE THAT I ONLY WISH EVERYBODY SHARED. ALAS, HIS HOURS HAVE NOT BEEN SO GREATLY IMPROVED AS TO REALLY MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND THE HOURS GIVEN BY THE OTHERS STILL HINDER THE GAME WITH THEIR MEEKNESS. I WILL NOT SAY MORE, YOU WILL GET THE SCHEDULE AND YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELVES, BUT I WIL NOW DECLARE THE AVAILABLE TIMES OF PLAY THAT FIT WITH EVERYBODYS ROYAL TIMEFRAME:

WEDNESDAY(TODAY): NONE
THURSDAY: NONE
FRIDAY: NONE
SATURDAY: 4:00-5:30
SUNDAY: NONE
MONDAY: NONE
TUESDAY: NONE

THAT IS ALL FOR THIS WEEK. I WILL NOT EVEN BOTHER AND DECLARE A START TIME.

THIS GAME IS AS FAR ALONG TOWARDS BIRHT AS I CAN PUSH IT, YET IT IS STILL IMCOMPLETE BECAUSE IT CANNOT BE PLAYED, SO I AM OFFICIALLY DECLARING THIS GAME DEADLOCKED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

BUT I ACTUALLY DO WANT TO PLAY, SO I WILL NOW GO AND SEEK SOME SKILLED PLAYERS IN THE IMMENSITY OF THE WEB WHO ARE MORE AVAILABLE, AND THOSE WHO ARE EQUALLY WANTING TO PLAY AS ME AND HAVE PROFFERED A SCHEDULE PROVING IT SHOULD DO THE SAME.

AS FOR THE OTHERS, YOU ARE NOT YET TERMINATED FROM THE GAME, NOT YET.
 
DO NOT WORRY, THOSE WHO ARE FAITHFUL TO THE GAME, FOR IT WILL BEGIN, INEVITABLY, LIKE A BOULDER ON THIN ICE WHICH EVENTUALLY FALLS THROUGH EVEN IF IT HAS TO WAIT FOR ALL THE ICE TO THAW AND MERELY FALL EFFORTLESSLY INTO WATER; THIS IS JUST A SLIGHT DELAY, IT WILL BE AMMENDED, SINCE IT HAS BEEN FORESEEN AND ACCOUNTED FOR.
 
Listen hartster; you may doubt me when I say this or think me ridiculous or think me a pompous fool injected with arrogance and self-deception for even thinking it, but I am one of the very, very few true masters of this game in the world. I know that this website and its guests have yet to realize it, and I don't expect them to just yet, just as I would be skeptical myself of someone stating similar 'grandiosities' but I am merely telling you this in honesty, lest I should be lying to myself as well, so that you will understand what i am about to tell you;
I have been playing this game for a few years now, and it took me but a couple months to be able to open up a game and, choosing whichever settings provided the most difficulty, beat the computer silly in a matter of just a short time. Then I started to have fun with it, though a morbid sort of fun, and beat them in ridiculous ways, and then i got desperate and gave myself handicaps which just stifled the game rather than improved it, because the truth is, the computer is just a randomly-growing organism, expanding and maintaining itself by small cheats and the minimal set of programming it takes to keep it functional; it is not, alas, an 'evil retarted guy' as I have heard someone describe it, because it is not evil; it is simply ********...

It has been quite a long time since I have played a civ game with more than 3 computer opponents (though all those games were with a full host of 7 civs) and I don't intend to start now. Civ for me is just like a gameboard to me now, like one that you keep in your closet, that cannot be played without others to wield the pieces on the other side, and though it is the greatest, most intelligent game in the world, I would just as quick play civ with you and a host of computer enemies as I would take out my chessboard and have my dog run on top of it in the hope that he made somehow a legitimate move. I would hunt you, you see, and ignore the computer opposition, which to me would not really exist except as a means of resource, a device to manipulate as I willed, and soon you would be found and destroyed, because my sights would be aimed only at you, from the very beginning.

I have offered you a seat though, indeed it is true, in this table of players with fell grip on their ability to command their nations similar but, alas, not as strongly as me; though you need to be able to give me a schedule worthy of your anticipation to play the greatest scenario ever constructed, a schedule outlining your activities during each day of the week and what times you would be home, so that I could synchronize them with the other 5 players (you, me and them potentially making a full game), but heed this!: if you should give to me some crude, limited, and spiritless little agenda with but a few hours for me to work with each day, not wanting to give me as full a timeframe AS POSSIBLE out of arrogance that someone else shouldn't be so privileged as to beckon you to come at whichever time they wish, then you have alienated yourself and you are not so priviliged as to be in a game with a master player, who would not hunt you, necessarily, but who would in any case provide you with an experience such as you have never felt in civ. Otherwise, I welcome and endorse with pleasure your entry into this game!!

By the way, I do not give into boredom, for this game is to me a challenge and a test against the will of others who could at the least be able to threaten me; I would rather spend weeks looking for the best crew as possible as I have been doing and spend twice that time designing the ultimate custom version of the game, as I have already done, then play a pitiful game otherwise.
 
yes....it is... but how did you get it? this is most curious....
 
i stoped playing it as soon as i knew what it was so i dont know much except its going to be a long one, i in another thread told you times the times i am available is 24/7 do u think you can work with that?...
 
yes as for your schedule, it is the best one yet besides mine which equlally absolute! You will replace the player who offered me the worst schedule of all,DDay, unless he can show me a decent schedule by midnight Thursday night, which leaves him less than a day, but then again, if he is really interested he will show before then, so in one move I have set a quick time limit and imposed upon him a test!! Even if he does not offer a good a schedule as you, hartster, which is impossible to do, he still stays on if the schedule meets with my approval, though that would take the pumping of an anorexic into an obesse, and anyway, even if he does and improves his formers hours you can take the place of the next in line with the second-worst schedule, General Shwartzcough, who is unfortunately dependent upon the flexibility of others since he cannot change his schedule anymore than he has honorably done, alas, and if the third-worst, Narz doesn't shape up his I'd give that to you instead out of pity for the general who has no choice, but the general is a good man and he will understand that I cannot do this... I need your e-mail, by the way, and that for sure.
 
OH!!! ahahaha, of course, you're the one! i thought for a moment some strange devilry was at work!! Yes, feel free to look the units and terrain and anything EXCEPT view the map or start a gam, by the way, when you started the game and realized that was my map, who were you exactly?
 
you will get the package of information, as soon as tomorrow deadline is reached and you are welcomed as an official player.

The English hein, and how is it exactly that you realized the map was so big? it seems to me the only way to do this was to 'reveal all map'....but it is alright if you have erred in this way, since you did it out of curiosity and not foul spirit. I also recommend you read the whole thread from beginning to end so you are not lost on some things which should be obvious, it sounds like quite a task but it should only take youi 20 minutes or so and then you will know just as much about everything as every ohter player (if you have not already done this).
 
Just a note to all that I'm terribly sorry about holding up gameplay because of my holiday, unfortunate timing but an essential trip... I am hopefully making up for it by making myself available 24hrs during the week when I return, and will even try to clear a weekend or two when I return {depending on the good grace {or egos} of my fellow DJ's {I could do with a weekend at home anyway}.
 
Ummm....just expanding a bit on a previous post. That one being the post in which I refered to the fact that this map was on dr_eamers computer and no one elses. I have faith in the honor of dr_eamer and faith in the honorable intentions of our verbose host. But I must say that allowing hartster to replace DDay would go against the grain, considering he stated that he has started a game on this map as the English. I am not trying to stir up a cauldren of discontent here, just stating the obvious. :) What started as an honorable test and attempt to debug last minute playability glitches has turned into 2, possibly 3 players already knowing which civ they are and their starting positions. Hence the sooner we get started, the sooner we will ALL know our civs and starting positions.
 
he did not go beyond the first stage of seeing the city, since dr.eamer was there but not quite there when hartster was actually opening up the file and stopped him from going any further upon hearing what he did, and as for him replacing Dday, hartster has 24/7 availability, look at your schedule which i already sent EVERYONE in the mail and you will see the difference between these two schedules...

EXACTLY 19:56 MINUTES TO GO (PACIFIC STANDARD TIME) UNTIL MIDNIGHT...BEST OF LUCK DDAY!!!
 
I have an idea for your schedule issues.....Find more players from both sides of the globe And have more than 1 game, with players localized to their opponents. You are right, unless all players can devote 18 hours of their life a day to the game, the time differential is going to kill the game before it starts.
 
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