I thought I made it clear in my first spoiler that I screwed it all up and was ready for my aWard. I don't even remember the painful details too much.
Basically, I tried a strategy of sending units to the farthest away Civ and doing pinchers back to the start. Either I did it really badly or it doesn't make sense on a linear map like that. Anyway, I know that my date is a bit worse than Erkon's, but I forget. I think it's something like 12XXs AD.
So I was a WIMP ROYALE.
Hehe. You know what,
LC? I screwed up even worse than you did.
All was going well in the BC's but somewhere after my successful archer-rush of Rome I started to make a series of terrible mistakes. I had intended to whip a settler in Rome and settle at or even on the horses east of Rome. But for some reason I changed my plans when I spotted horses at Paris. I guess I was wary of the maintenance cost from having too many spread-out cities. This delayed my horse archer by roughly 40 turns...
Here is a brief timeline of my downfall:
1300 BC (turn 90): capture Rome
745 BC (turn 117): waste 5 archers in a failed attack on Beijing
445 BC (turn 137): waste 2 swords in a failed attack on Beijing
415 BC (turn 139): capture Paris
340 BC (turn 144): capture Beijing
100 BC (turn 160): DoW Monty
85 BC (turn 161): my two CR3 swords meet Montys two shock axes in the open...
10 BC (turn 166): waste 4 swords in a failed attack on Washington
170 AD (turn 178): capture Washington
320 AD (turn 189): waste 2 swords and one axe in a failed attack on Shanghai.

I also lose access to Iron and horses in Beijing and Berlin due to chinese culture and barb cities appearing on my roads. My solution? Research Sailing and archer-rush a barb coastal city.

380 AD (turn 192): discover Sailing and capture said barb city.
410 AD (turn 194): First English city captured
620 AD (turn 208): Finally capture Shanghai, almost 100 turns after the first DoW on China.
860 AD (turn 224): capture London
1202 AD (turn 257): last continental Aztec city falls. But Monty still has one city on an island, and my nearest costal city is Canterbury, quite far away. I stupidly razed Montys only coastal city. And the first galley that I cunningly whipped in Nottingham as soon as I spotted the island city was disbanded when my units went on strike for one or two turns. Out of the scores of units I had, it just had to be the one unit I couldn't replace that was disbanded.
1256 AD (turn 266): Finally, a galley makes it to Montys last city and I can raze it.
1262 AD (turn 267): conquest victory. Phew!
Research:
AH (3580 BC)
BW (3010 BC)
Archery (2680 BC)
Wheel (2380 BC)
IW (1180 BC)
Agriculture (955 BC)
Horseback riding (580 BC)
Fishing (350 AD)
Sailing (380 AD)
Pottery (395 AD)
and that's all... not quite up to the pace of
jesusin or
Balbes.
Some other noteworthy mistakes:
Razing the gold and corn at Rome just turns before capturing the city. I didn't even have Agriculture researched so this resulted in huge delays before Rome was up to speed again.
Making way to many attacks at marginal odds in the hope of a lucky break.
Sorry
LC, but I believe I will claim the Wimp of the Weak award with this abysmal performance.
