Crazy Eddie
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GWB Jokes
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I like this one:
President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and
he visits one of the classes (4th grade).
They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings.
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the
class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy".
So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of
a "tragedy".
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend,
who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a "tragedy".
"No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50
children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would
be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what
we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.
President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone
here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a boy raises
his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If an American Air Force
plane, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you
tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an
accident, and it certainly would be no great loss."
Poor Mrs. Bush.
President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and
he visits one of the classes (4th grade).
They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings.
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the
class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy".
So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of
a "tragedy".
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend,
who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a "tragedy".
"No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50
children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would
be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what
we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.
President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone
here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a boy raises
his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If an American Air Force
plane, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you
tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an
accident, and it certainly would be no great loss."
Poor Mrs. Bush.
CIVPhilzilla
Reagan Republican
"How does George W. Bush know there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"
"His dad kept all the reciepts."
BTW this is my 600th post.
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"His dad kept all the reciepts."
BTW this is my 600th post.
RegentMan
Deity
I'll be telling the one with the bicycle repairman tomorrow at school! 
cromagnon, did you read the first post?
cromagnon, did you read the first post?
The Person
Deity +2
My view on Bush. Clean and simple. And now I have some jokes for those morons always hanging around me wanting me to tell jokes.
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