Heeheeeheeeha

[Brad]

Ok... here is a sick little joke that I read... Actually it's more of a riddle but still it is quite funny.

Here goes: Two men are on exact opposite sides of the world, one is walking on a high-wire between two extreamly tall skyscrapers, the other is getting a B-Job from an 80 yr. old prune of a woman.... yet they are both thinking the same thing; what are they thinking?


DON'T LOOK DOWN

 

[damunzy]

 

[.:KNAS:.]

wow... thats just plain groce

anyways its still funny

 

[Zwelgje]

Good, very good!

 

[philippe]

well thats like those jokes i always hear at school...vulgair,VERY VULGAIR but damn funny

 

[GenghisK]

Always lower than the belt discussion But I loooove those ones

 

[Juize]

But I loooove those ones

Of course you do, you're Genghis.

Very good joke, brad.

 

[GenghisK]

Then may I add that one. Even sicker You're already warned guys.

A doctor teaching his students autopsy... On the surgery table was a dead corpse.
_ To be a good doctor, there are 2 major rules. First one: not being disgusted by anything.

Then he put his finger into the body a** then licked his finger...

_ Ok boys. Now you do the same.

The students were all horrified but finally one by one, they did the same.

_ Good, good. But rule N°2: have a good sight. I put my forefinger in his a** and I licked my middle finger...

All right, I already warned you it was awful

 

[monkeyman116]

lol id try tht.... xcept i aint a doctor...... an if i was i probs wudnt carry out autopsies..... but shhhhhh i wanna try tht

 

[gonzo_for_civ]

Oh jeez... talk about nasty!! This whole thread is one nasty little thread... Good jokes, nonetheless

 

[damunzy]

GenghisK wins "Nastiest Mongol" award!

 

[GenghisK]

hey hey, I already warned everybody so no one can blame me
I've got another one but this one is quite awful so I'll spare you from reading it ... Really funny but quite "not so clean"

 

[Zwelgje]

Post the next joke Genghis, this one is already damned funny!

 

[Juize]

hey hey, I already warned everybody so no one can blame me
I've got another one but this one is quite awful so I'll spare you from reading it ... Really funny but quite "not so clean"

Last time I was this disgusted when I saw your pic... More jokes!
We-want-more! We-want-more!

...

I just realized that I am a masochist.

 

[GenghisK]

Originally posted by civ1-addict
Post the next joke Genghis, this one is already damned funny!

Noo, I just cannot. It's talking about (golf) holes but female people might misunderstand it so I'll abstain. It's really awful
I'm just waiting for a friend to forward some naughty (but less than that one) so I can paste them.

 

[Becka]

Originally posted by GenghisK


Noo, I just cannot. It's talking about (golf) holes but female people might misunderstand it so I'll abstain. It's really awful
I'm just waiting for a friend to forward some naughty (but less than that one) so I can paste them.

Is that the one that ends "What do you mean 'wrong hole?'"

 

[starlifter]

Noo, I just cannot. It's talking about (golf) holes but female people might misunderstand it so I'll abstain. It's really awful

That one is an oldie, but has a lot of versions .

PS, LOL, and Becka I'm surprised! How do you hear of such jokes?

 

[Becka]

Originally posted by starlifter
PS, LOL, and Becka I'm surprised! How do you hear of such jokes?

From here. I think somebody posted it in a joke thread here.

 

[GenghisK]

Originally posted by Becka


Is that the one that ends "What do you mean 'wrong hole?'"

Absolutely not This one is not really a classic golf one. totally new.
It's about a tampax and a lotus resellers
But well, as promised, no more clue.

Oh and don't worry Starlifter, she's much more, huh, experienced than what you could ever ever imagine

 

[Zwelgje]

That's right Genghis no more clues, now I want to hear the complete joke, and I mean right now!!!!