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GenghisK
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That's right Genghis no more clues, now I want to hear the complete joke, and I mean right now!!!!
No, no, and no.
On the other hand here's a cuter one, at least it won't be shocking some shy ladies posting in this thread
Beforing copy pasting it, once again a warning for sensitive ladies riding camels... Superman, flying over a building, saw wonder woman quietly sleeping and having a sun bath, totally naked. He decided to go down, do "something good" with her then fly away, at lightspeed, so she wouldn't see anything. Then within a millisecond, he landed on her, quickly < blablablabla > her and escaped, making a violent wind blow. She woked up and said:
_ WTH happened?
_ "I dunno but my a** is on fire"
replied the invisible man. ok ok sorry.
Btw, for football fans, there's a cool naughty game called nuderunner on gameunsinagaz.com
Sometimes, old ones are the best.
GenghisK
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Mmmm, not over 70 years old then
Arf that one was mine, therefore awful :O
Arf that one was mine, therefore awful :O
starlifter
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With a name like Genghis, you're allowed a lot of latitude. You can tell your joke in a thread that Becka does not know about, LOL
.Yup, but Genghis is never one that is short of jokes.... we just need to give him an uncensored thread somewhere, hehe....
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
genghis!!!!!that is a joke from hollow men!!!!
that movie about that invisible man.
did you liked the movie genghis?
that movie about that invisible man.
did you liked the movie genghis?
GenghisK
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Didn't watch the movie. As I said I was forwarded tons of jokes, including that one.
Oh and Starlifter, I don't think lefty or PH would appreciate me to start an uncensored hidden thread And remember, Becka is not even 18years old, so she'll have to be kept away from those dirty stories.
Oh and Starlifter, I don't think lefty or PH would appreciate me to start an uncensored hidden thread
And remember, Becka is not even 18years old, so she'll have to be kept away from those dirty stories.
GenghisK
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Ok, just got that one, hope nobody heard about it. Before reading it, you must sign the classic warning disclosure, for female members visiting this thread.
A guy was walking down the street, with a huge lock in his right hand, a lamp in his other hand. One of his friends saw him and asked him what he was doing with that monster lock.
_ Mmmm, ask that damn genius in the lamp.
And he gave the lamp to his friend, who took it and rubbed it. Then a genius came out from the lamp and said:
_ hello my Master, thy will be done.
_ okay, I want coins, a lot of coins, tons of coins.
_ so be it.
The genius summoned a spell and suddenly, from the sky hundreds of loin fell down on the poor guy who yelled:
_ hell, your genius is totally deaf, I asked for coins, not loin.
_ right, and did you really think I asked the genius for a huge lock?
A guy was walking down the street, with a huge lock in his right hand, a lamp in his other hand. One of his friends saw him and asked him what he was doing with that monster lock.
_ Mmmm, ask that damn genius in the lamp.
And he gave the lamp to his friend, who took it and rubbed it. Then a genius came out from the lamp and said:
_ hello my Master, thy will be done.
_ okay, I want coins, a lot of coins, tons of coins.
_ so be it.
The genius summoned a spell and suddenly, from the sky hundreds of loin fell down on the poor guy who yelled:
_ hell, your genius is totally deaf, I asked for coins, not loin.
_ right, and did you really think I asked the genius for a huge lock?
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A joke worth of being told on the Mongol Steppe, in a yurt while gathered around the fire, drinking grog! 
aneeshm
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We want more .
GenghisK
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Hey why don't you go and invent some? It's very tiring finding them. Plus some people would start saying I'm only in those kind of not clean jokes which is totally wrong. So far I also did a nice easter joke. Note to Starlifter: go down page 2 or 3 of the forum and you'll find that easter joke
which is totally wrong. So far I also did a nice easter joke. Note to Starlifter: go down page 2 or 3 of the forum and you'll find that easter joke
GenghisK
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Okay, this one, must be non blonde to get it.
The other day I was in the local auto part store.
A lady came in and asked for a seven ten cap.
We all looked at each other and said,
"What's a seven ten cap?"
She said "You know, it's right on the
engine. Mine got lost some how and
I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? Now I'm thinking
maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten but no, she said its a Beetle.
"OK lady, how big is it?"
She makes a circle with her hands about
3 1/2 inches in diameter.
"What does it do?," we asked.
She said, "I don't know, but its always been there."
One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw
a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in
diameter and in the center she writes 710.
The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as
she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter
laughing so hard in hysterics.
One guy said,
"I think you want an oil cap."
She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it,
I just need one, and I don't see what is so darn funny about it."
Yes, she was a blonde.
Now if you still don't get it, take a pen and draw a 710
The other day I was in the local auto part store.
A lady came in and asked for a seven ten cap.
We all looked at each other and said,
"What's a seven ten cap?"
She said "You know, it's right on the
engine. Mine got lost some how and
I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? Now I'm thinking
maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten but no, she said its a Beetle.
"OK lady, how big is it?"
She makes a circle with her hands about
3 1/2 inches in diameter.
"What does it do?," we asked.
She said, "I don't know, but its always been there."
One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw
a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in
diameter and in the center she writes 710.
The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as
she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter
laughing so hard in hysterics.
One guy said,
"I think you want an oil cap."
She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it,
I just need one, and I don't see what is so darn funny about it."
Yes, she was a blonde.
Now if you still don't get it, take a pen and draw a 710
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GREAT one, Genghis!
We won't put excessive pressure on you to produce quantity... we'll settle for your renown quality!!
We won't put excessive pressure on you to produce quantity... we'll settle for your renown quality!!
Wolfe Tone
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That was a good one. I will have to distirute that joke to some of my friends.
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
i have one,its mabe not so good and probalby bad translated but.....
2 woman come toghether.one of them is not so active in the sexual life and asks advice for a better sexlife.
the woman gives her advice:"do a blowjob"
the other woman asks:"how do you do that?"
she says:"well you gotta suck on the "member"and think the word: pom-pel-mouse while sucking"
the woman thanks her for the advice and in the night the woman says to her husband:may i do a blowjob?
the husband is very surprised in a positive way and says: ok
so he take his pants off and she kneels and opens her mouth...
she wonders : what word was it now that i must say while i suck?
she thinks and says: ok it will be an-an-as.
*ouch*
for who dont get the joke say ananas with the expression on the N
2 woman come toghether.one of them is not so active in the sexual life and asks advice for a better sexlife.
the woman gives her advice:"do a blowjob"
the other woman asks:"how do you do that?"
she says:"well you gotta suck on the "member"and think the word: pom-pel-mouse while sucking"
the woman thanks her for the advice and in the night the woman says to her husband:may i do a blowjob?
the husband is very surprised in a positive way and says: ok
so he take his pants off and she kneels and opens her mouth...
she wonders : what word was it now that i must say while i suck?
she thinks and says: ok it will be an-an-as.
*ouch*
for who dont get the joke say ananas with the expression on the N
GenghisK
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Originally posted by starlifter
GREAT one, Genghis!
We won't put excessive pressure on you to produce quantity... we'll settle for your renown quality!!
whoa whoa
. I'm sooo touched by so many compliments. Exactly the opposite to the French football team But well now that people are expecting much more from me than spamming, it'd be hard to keep a rate at one per day. Maybe one every 3 days
And beside, this thread is not a one man show. Others are warmly invited to participate too
Finally
Phillipe starlifter
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LOL, philippe, I'm surprised you hear that stuff in Belguim!
But I do recall the Belgique sense of humor, with such things as the famous statue at a city fountain called "Der Manneke Pis" (I don't know if it's spelled right, but it translates to "The Pissing Boy"). The little boy, holding his peck*r and the steady stream going into the city's drinking water fountain below. I think the fointain is about 300 years old?
But I do recall the Belgique sense of humor, with such things as the famous statue at a city fountain called "Der Manneke Pis" (I don't know if it's spelled right, but it translates to "The Pissing Boy"). The little boy, holding his peck*r and the steady stream going into the city's drinking water fountain below. I think the fointain is about 300 years old?
