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Catharsis said:
Challenging people? You're just moving from clique to clique. Confusing people, maybe. :crazyeye:

To the OP: you can buy cheap enriched uranium on the international arms market these days. I hear Iran has a sale on at the moment.
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I like the uranium idea better than mine. What do you call cheap?
 
Abaddon said:
Drunk..many times:

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That enough dressing up for you :p
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What on Earth is that thing you're wearing? A Louis Vuitton cardigan :confused:
 
TheDuckLover said:
I like the uranium idea better than mine. What do you call cheap?
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Depends. Uranium prices have increased from below $10/lb in 2001 to current prices of $91/lb. How much do you need?

So what's the plan? How will you handle your stalker or future love muffin?
What about her friends?

Btw don't confuse me with Abaddonslozaguy. He knows what he's talking about and I don't so much.
 
Whomp said:
Depends. Uranium prices have increased from below $10/lb in 2001 to current prices of $91/lb. How much do you need?

So what's the plan? How will you handle your stalker or future love muffin?
What about her friends?

Btw don't confuse me with Abaddonslozaguy. He knows what he's talking about and I don't so much.
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Aaaahh please spare us that old "I know that I know nothing" BS, master.
 
More of just a crazy pattern zip hoodie £15 i think from H&M

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TheDuckLover said:
I was thinking a dirty bomb would work quite well.
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Those are useless; you'd do the same damage without the radioactive stuff in it as you would with. But hey, people are afriad of radiation, so it's just an expensive way to make people fear you.
 
I like the "make your own WMD" thread better.

How do I keep the stomach virus alive in a jar long enough to give it to her but not myself? I want to be a little nice and not use something like smallpox.
 
TheDuckLover said:
I like the "make your own WMD" thread better.

How do I keep the stomach virus alive in a jar long enough to give it to her but not myself? I want to be a little nice and not use something like smallpox.
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Be really nice to it and feed it lots of Twinkies.
 
d.highland said:
Has this thread turned into "How to kill a person who likes you" thread?
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Will anybody give me any tips on that? :lol:

Just make her hate me.

Did I mention my teacher is going to make us sit together in lunch tomorrow?

So how can I persuade my parents to let me stay home instead of going to school?
 
The Cricket trick or itching powder on a toilet seat will work wonders. There's always the ping pong trick. Tell her you'll go out with her if she can bounce three ping pongs you're going to toss off her forehead and into a bucket. Throw the first two and let them fall in the bucket. On the third ping pong make it a egg when you throw it. Very juvenile and quite middle school I'd think. She'll have hate you for life don't you think?

Just make sure she won't be a raging beauty in high school or you'll become a bitter teenager who won't leave the basement.
 
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