BassDude726
It's Just a Phase
Hey, since superisis thinks OT is too serious, maybe we should lighten it up a little.
I think parody is the best kind of humor. What does everyone else think? Please, post your favorite jokes here (but with no vulgarity). Here's mine:
The pope is walking down the beach. He sees a man in the water being eaten by a shark. Two men in a boat float up to the poor man and start beating the shark with a baseball bat. Eventually the shark is dead. The two men row back to shore and drag the dead shark onto the beach. The pope sees that the two men in the boat are wearing Red Sox hats, and the man who was being eaten (gravely injured at this point) is wearing a Yankees hat. The Pope says: "Wow. Despite the rivalry between your two cities, you managed to come together and save this Yankees fan's life."
The Boston fans say, "Save his life?? We were using him as bait!!"
I think parody is the best kind of humor. What does everyone else think? Please, post your favorite jokes here (but with no vulgarity). Here's mine:
The pope is walking down the beach. He sees a man in the water being eaten by a shark. Two men in a boat float up to the poor man and start beating the shark with a baseball bat. Eventually the shark is dead. The two men row back to shore and drag the dead shark onto the beach. The pope sees that the two men in the boat are wearing Red Sox hats, and the man who was being eaten (gravely injured at this point) is wearing a Yankees hat. The Pope says: "Wow. Despite the rivalry between your two cities, you managed to come together and save this Yankees fan's life."
The Boston fans say, "Save his life?? We were using him as bait!!"
