How do I make Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide?

[ybbor]

Add a touch of flair to your presentation and use the bible as your carbon source!

or use the Koran and just use the carbon dioxide emitted from the burning torches coming to your door

 

[Perfection]

Silver prefers to be antichristian to being antimuslim, and it's his project after all.

 

[silver 2039]

I like the Bible idea. Using the Quaran would be harmful to my health and detrimental to my bodily existence.