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KermitDFrog: Welcome to CFC! (never thought I'd do that in Humor...)

How many <insert group you hate> does it take to paint a wall?
THREE! One to hold the spray can and two to shake the building up and down!

 

[DBear]

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
3, 1 to change the bulb and 2 to blame the Democrats for the previous bulb burning out.


How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
50. 1 from every special interest group



How many Independents does it take to change a light bulb?
Infinity. They're afraid to turn it too far to the left or right.

 

[carlosMM]

how many New York lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

500!

500?

It's in the ****ing contract, man, and now get outta our way and let us change the ****ing lightbulb!