How much fur do you got?

[Leonel]

My mom is always checking my chest and saying "Where the hell is your chest hair?! You're supposed to be as hairy as your dad!" and I'm like "MOOOOOM!!!" You can see fur on my arm but it's only noticable when up close.

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by leonel
My mom is always checking my chest and saying "Where the hell is your chest hair?! You're supposed to be as hairy as your dad!" and I'm like "MOOOOOM!!!" You can see fur on my arm but it's only noticable when up close.

That's pretty messed up, man.

 

[Bifrost]

My mom is always checking my chest and saying "Where the hell is your chest hair?! You're supposed to be as hairy as your dad!" and I'm like "MOOOOOM!!!" You can see fur on my arm but it's only noticable when up close.

Don't you think your mother is a bit strange?

 

[FearlessLeader2]

Hunting me requires a permit, as I qualify as a fur-bearing creature. I have been attacked by PETA people before for 'wearing fur'.

 

[Gastric ReFlux]

Originally posted by CurtSibling


Can you translate this into English?

My body has fashionable amounts of fur...and in all the right places...

And that's all you are going to know!

"Fess up" is a slang phrase which means "Tell the truth." It often has a sense of asking the person to confess something that is shameful, like "I want you to fess up to what you did!"

 

[Panda]

'Enough', which would be somewhere between 'Moderate' and 'Heavy'.

No hair on my back, thank God.