How Not To Negotiate Release From Captivity

[Gnarfflinger]

93. We'll keep screwing up the numbers until you let us go!

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

22 I guess now wouldn't be the best time to tell you that I'm dating your sister.

 

[Fifty]

33: IF YOU DONT LET ME GO YOU GET CRUSHED WIT MY BUTTMUSCLE!

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[Truronian]

24. Threaten them with Fifty's humor.

 

[Perfection]

35. Offer them a fine selection of hats

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

٣٤: I think I'm coming down with Stockholm Syndrome. Believe me, you do not want me to start finding you attractive.

 

[Perfection]

47: You can't hurt me, I'm Sailor Moon!

 

[Gnarfflinger]

I'm Missing Monday Night Raw, Mind if we rassle?

 

[sysyphus]

e^(π*i): I've been eating nothing but Vindaloo for the past two weeks, so either you let me go or you're going to get gassed.

 

[Perfection]

56: I'm gonna sing!

 

[Roland787]

"i Have Radioactive Poo!!"

 

[Roland787]

58. "well you managed to put a nympho in a cage all by himself, i take it your wanting a show"

 

[Perfection]

67: "I have a sword and I'm not afraid to use it"

 

[Appassionato]

14: "Let me go, or the UN will take action."

 

[Perfection]

67: Offer to show them your Pokemans

 

[Swedishguy]

x# Threaten to use your awesome power of bonsai.

 

[Perfection]

67: "Do you accept ransom in the form of Chalupas?"

 

[Bushface]

##?? "It's nice here !"

 

[Swedishguy]

Missingno.# So, do you come here often?

 

[Maniacal]

#40: If you don't let me out of here I'll sit in the corner and pout!