My pokemon kicking matt damon's @ss:
Whats with the rabbit
I choose you <insert pokemon>!
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Whats with the rabbit
Stylesrj
Tabitha SEAL
Mjwhear, I told you, USE THE FRICKEN EDIT BUTTON!!
My favourite Pokemon would have to be in the Original 150 to the Gold & Silver & Crystal range.
Lapras, Meganium, Ho-oh and that's about it. However my Party has others for more specialist roles (like digging, waterfall etc. One is a Red Gyrados who knows all swimming moves I can in Gold & Silver & Crystal, you know, Surf, Whirlpool, Waterfall).
Now if that Triangle of Doom were a Pokemon... I mean what difference would it be compared to the other Pokemon?
My favourite Pokemon would have to be in the Original 150 to the Gold & Silver & Crystal range.
Lapras, Meganium, Ho-oh and that's about it. However my Party has others for more specialist roles (like digging, waterfall etc. One is a Red Gyrados who knows all swimming moves I can in Gold & Silver & Crystal, you know, Surf, Whirlpool, Waterfall).
Now if that Triangle of Doom were a Pokemon... I mean what difference would it be compared to the other Pokemon?
Swedishguy
Deity
Kids, don't listen to him! Yes, I know that the ones creating new pokemons are morons, but they are Gamefreak morons, so it's OK.
Stylesrj
Tabitha SEAL
I mean if you've got a friggin pokemon that looks like a rabbit, but with eyes making it look stunned (Spinda) and also a few other crazy looking things, a giant triangle with a mean face seems like a plausible idea and actually sounds better than what the new games provide. I mean really, not only do you get a giant triangle with sharp corners, but it has two mean looking claws!
I mean two mean looking claws! Boats don't stand a chance!
Add that to a scary looking face, and you've got an awesome Pokemon. Give it a bit of shading to give it a 3D effect and watch it in battle
Other Guy 2 sends out Pikachu
Fidel Stylesrj sends out Triangle Of Doom (TOD)
Pikachu uses Thunderbolt
50 HP of damage hits TOD
It's super effective!
TOD uses Sharp Corners
-poke-
1000 HP damage to Pikachu
Pikachu fainted.
TOD gains 200 XP points
Triangle of Doom could learn these moves:
Sharp Corners, Normal Attack- Causes massive damage... I mean, come on! They're sharp! Wouldn't you go "Ow!" if you were poked by a sharp corner? Can't be used on Ghosts
Mean looking face, Dark Attack (Standard, before battle move)- Causes the opponent to lose their control over their bowels. It does not cause any damage, but it does stink up the place and lowers the opponent's attack and defence due to embarrassment
Sharp Claws, Dark Attack- They're claws and they're sharp. Imagine being hit by one of them? You'd go "OW!" and hurt yourself real bad.
OMG NOES! Psychic Attack- The Opponent realises that they've battled the wrong Pokemon and surrenders immediately. However, as they bow down to the TOD, TOD flattens the trainer with his 2D shape and since a 2D shape hitting a 3D shape causes the 3D shape to be 2D, the 3D Trainer dies because he can't be 2D, that's impossible.
OMG NOES! is a good move to use against trainers who keep calling you up for rematches or what they almost caught or if that trainer pisses you off (like your rival) or they never get the message (Team Rocket!)
Why doesn't Team Rocket put guns in their Pokeballs instead or tanks? Yes they did have one, but making it out of rubber is stupid, blow the heck out of Pikachu with a tank shell, problem solved idiots. None of this net crap. Oh Mr. Mime puts up a wall around your tank? Drive through it or shatter it with a machine gun!
Triangle Of Doom could easily kick any other Pokemon's butts...
I mean two mean looking claws! Boats don't stand a chance!
Add that to a scary looking face, and you've got an awesome Pokemon. Give it a bit of shading to give it a 3D effect and watch it in battle
Other Guy 2 sends out Pikachu
Fidel Stylesrj sends out Triangle Of Doom (TOD)
Pikachu uses Thunderbolt
50 HP of damage hits TOD
It's super effective!
TOD uses Sharp Corners
-poke-
1000 HP damage to Pikachu
Pikachu fainted.
TOD gains 200 XP points
Triangle of Doom could learn these moves:
Sharp Corners, Normal Attack- Causes massive damage... I mean, come on! They're sharp! Wouldn't you go "Ow!" if you were poked by a sharp corner? Can't be used on Ghosts
Mean looking face, Dark Attack (Standard, before battle move)- Causes the opponent to lose their control over their bowels. It does not cause any damage, but it does stink up the place and lowers the opponent's attack and defence due to embarrassment
Sharp Claws, Dark Attack- They're claws and they're sharp. Imagine being hit by one of them? You'd go "OW!" and hurt yourself real bad.
OMG NOES! Psychic Attack- The Opponent realises that they've battled the wrong Pokemon and surrenders immediately. However, as they bow down to the TOD, TOD flattens the trainer with his 2D shape and since a 2D shape hitting a 3D shape causes the 3D shape to be 2D, the 3D Trainer dies because he can't be 2D, that's impossible.
OMG NOES! is a good move to use against trainers who keep calling you up for rematches or what they almost caught or if that trainer pisses you off (like your rival) or they never get the message (Team Rocket!)
Why doesn't Team Rocket put guns in their Pokeballs instead or tanks? Yes they did have one, but making it out of rubber is stupid, blow the heck out of Pikachu with a tank shell, problem solved idiots. None of this net crap. Oh Mr. Mime puts up a wall around your tank? Drive through it or shatter it with a machine gun!
Triangle Of Doom could easily kick any other Pokemon's butts...
sirtommygunn
Emperor
the pokeball missed... same thing happened in red when i tried to catch mewtwo! i have bad luck with the master ball...
seriously the pokemon world seems advanced i mean really shrinking a 30 ft tall pokemon down to 1 inch is preety advanced. so advanced that they shouldnt be on earth they should be at alpha centuri! a tank shell should demolish a city and also... WHERE DOES TEAM ROCKET GET ALL THEIR STUPID DEVICES ALSO WTH HAPPENED TO THEIR OLD POKEMON, DID THEY LIKE THROW THEM AWAY WHEN THEY GOT NEW ONES?
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
Before Gold and Silver were released stateside, I downloaded a Japanese emulator on my computer. I accidentally used my Master Ball (since I don't read Japanese) on a LV 23 Haunter.
Stylesrj
Tabitha SEAL
Well Team Rocket buys their stupid stuff off E-Bay, and the Pokeballs can also change size to smaller ones to be more portable. As for why they're there, well it was left over from an advanced race of aliens who made the Pokemon and left instructions, materials (like Aprikorns) and devices to make the balls work behind. As for why they died off, well they went to Alpha Centauri and wiped each other out with tank shells that could demolish cities!
Happy you've got a stupid explanation? Good...
If I were in the Pokemon games, I'd have my standard party of Meganium, Lapras, Ho-oh and TriangleofDoom. So once you've defeated my 3 level 100 Pokemon, prepare to be humiliated by a level 50 TriangleofDoom (TriangleofDoom is an unknown type of Pokemon, and has no elemental weaknesses). Then if you manage to bring it down (almost impossible) then I throw out an AK-47 in a Pokeball and blow you up, but if you dodge it, I throw my last ball and run away. You're crushed by a Mammoth Tank. Then I drive away cheering. Nothing can withstand the crushing power of a Mammoth, it can even crush other tanks underneath, so a Steel Pokemon is not even a match for it
Happy you've got a stupid explanation? Good...
If I were in the Pokemon games, I'd have my standard party of Meganium, Lapras, Ho-oh and TriangleofDoom. So once you've defeated my 3 level 100 Pokemon, prepare to be humiliated by a level 50 TriangleofDoom (TriangleofDoom is an unknown type of Pokemon, and has no elemental weaknesses). Then if you manage to bring it down (almost impossible) then I throw out an AK-47 in a Pokeball and blow you up, but if you dodge it, I throw my last ball and run away. You're crushed by a Mammoth Tank. Then I drive away cheering. Nothing can withstand the crushing power of a Mammoth, it can even crush other tanks underneath, so a Steel Pokemon is not even a match for it
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
I'd choose either Scyther or Onyx.
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
Ugh, Onix is so overrated.
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
It's a big snake made out of rock... what's not to like?
sirtommygunn
Emperor
its lack of poison and the fact that you take a hose to it and its dead 
Stylesrj
Tabitha SEAL
A dream Pokemon battle:
Ash Ketchum:
Whatever Pokemon he has
Ussmak SEAL:
Level 100 ????? ?????
Level 100 Ussmak SEAL (himself!)
Ash sends out all his Pokemon
Ussmak SEAL sends out all of his too
Ussmak SEAL uses "Get high" attack.
Ussmak SEAL is high!
Ussmak SEAL's second Pokemon is...
Chuck Norris!!
Chuck Norris uses Roundhouse Kick
Pikachu faints and cannot be revived
Ash's Pokemon all attack Chuck Norris
Pokemon realise that that's Chuck Norris they're about to hit and change their attacks to hit Ussmak SEAL
Popeye music plays as Ussmak SEAL takes out a can of ginger and squeezes it and it breaks open and Ussmak eats or tastes the ginger.
Continuous tune plays as Ussmak SEAL toots on the pipe and belts a Pokemon into a jail or something.
Chuck Norris throws his jacket on another Pokemon, killing it.
Chuck Norris smells a Pokemon's fear, beats him up and kills him
Chuck Norris uses mean grin and the other remaining Pokemon die from shock
Ash Ketchum has no Pokemon. Ash tries to run away, but Chuck Norris intercepts.
Ash is about to attack Chuck Norris, but realises that that's Chuck Norris he's about to attack. Attack is directed to Ussmak SEAL.
Ussmak SEAL claws Ash, cutting a large gash in his arm.
Chuck Norris uses Roundhouse Kick on Ash.
Ash is knocked down and cannot get up again.
Ussmak SEAL wins!!!
Ash Ketchum:
Whatever Pokemon he has
Ussmak SEAL:
Level 100 ????? ?????
Level 100 Ussmak SEAL (himself!)
Ash sends out all his Pokemon
Ussmak SEAL sends out all of his too
Ussmak SEAL uses "Get high" attack.
Ussmak SEAL is high!
Ussmak SEAL's second Pokemon is...
Chuck Norris!!
Chuck Norris uses Roundhouse Kick
Pikachu faints and cannot be revived
Ash's Pokemon all attack Chuck Norris
Pokemon realise that that's Chuck Norris they're about to hit and change their attacks to hit Ussmak SEAL
Popeye music plays as Ussmak SEAL takes out a can of ginger and squeezes it and it breaks open and Ussmak eats or tastes the ginger.
Continuous tune plays as Ussmak SEAL toots on the pipe and belts a Pokemon into a jail or something.
Chuck Norris throws his jacket on another Pokemon, killing it.
Chuck Norris smells a Pokemon's fear, beats him up and kills him
Chuck Norris uses mean grin and the other remaining Pokemon die from shock
Ash Ketchum has no Pokemon. Ash tries to run away, but Chuck Norris intercepts.
Ash is about to attack Chuck Norris, but realises that that's Chuck Norris he's about to attack. Attack is directed to Ussmak SEAL.
Ussmak SEAL claws Ash, cutting a large gash in his arm.
Chuck Norris uses Roundhouse Kick on Ash.
Ash is knocked down and cannot get up again.
Ussmak SEAL wins!!!
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
Onix's only saving grace is the fact that it evolves into Steelix. The sooner you do this, the sooner he ceases to be a useless 28 foot rock.
Stylesrj
Tabitha SEAL
Still, Steelix is vulnerable to water attacks. All the real benefits are that grassy types are weak against them, not strong and now they are vulnerable to electricity... They need to make this kind of Steelix:
Stainless Steelix.
Stainless Steelix.
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
But this is in real-life terms, not the terms of the game. If you had a 28-foot-long rock snake in RL, it could just squish that Squirtle.
Junglecutter
Honorable Delegate
I'd have to go w/ Ditto :|
Gilder
Deity
Oruc
Reactionary
I like the Bird with the stick.
Stylesrj
Tabitha SEAL
That's a little far-fetched (something along those lines)
How do you think Chuck Norris would do in a Pokemon game?
How do you think Chuck Norris would do in a Pokemon game?
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
I thought we were talking in terms of a game in which you could choose any starter. In RL an Onix would be sweet, I agree.
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