I want to build an Orangutan

[Schmoe]

I want Rage to unlock the Orangutan for the clan, with +2 Banana affinity.

Please.

 

[Deon]

with +2 Banana affinity.

o_O
Let's give all monkeys some banana affinity.

 

[Fafnir13]

I'm voting this one best new idea of 2009.

 

[Grey Fox]

Which units would have banana resistance?

 

[DioBrando]

Now imagining a giant monkey using bananas as steroids and throwing massive amounts of peels on the ground, making entire regiments of Bannor soldiers slip and fall.

 

[civ_king]

WTH??? is going on?

 

[WarKirby]

This sounds like a neat idea

 

[Ahwaric]

Must... do... it...
Scheduled for the next patch in Orbis. Banana affinity only - not ability to build them.

 

[FireBlaze]

But the bananna affinity must come with the new Banana node!

"Your banana node has exploded. What shall we do?"
A- Nothing (-1 population from slip and fall accidents, spawns random banana peel improvments in your territory, if a unit steps on it they're stunned for one turn)
B- Throw money at the problem! There will be no slipping on my watch! (- 100 gold for janitorial duties)
C- Harness the power of the banana!!!!! (+2 strength to a Gorrila/Monkey/Oranguitang. Requires one of those.)

 

[Schmoe]

But the bananna affinity must come with the new Banana node!

"Your banana node has exploded. What shall we do?"
A- Nothing (-1 population from slip and fall accidents, spawns random banana peel improvments in your territory, if a unit steps on it they're stunned for one turn)
B- Throw money at the problem! There will be no slipping on my watch! (- 100 gold for janitorial duties)
C- Harness the power of the banana!!!!! (+2 strength to a Gorrila/Monkey/Oranguitang. Requires one of those.)

I envision my Enraged Orangutans will secretly sneak about and transform all of my farms and cottages into Banana plantations. Fear the monkey.

 

[[to_xp]Gekko]

nice idea

 

[Avahz Darkwood]

I'm voting this one best new idea of 2009.

I am going to have to 2nd that

 

[mathkim]

I love this idea..

 

[Lutefisk Mafia]

Which units would have banana resistance?

No one can resist a good banana.

 

[Deon]

Oh, and we need a superbanana bomb artifact consumable. The more banana resources we have, the more collateral damage it does.

 

[Nikis-Knight]

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you have affinity for me?

 

[Ashrak]

And banana peel to bombard city defenses

 

[wuntoothrie]

I always have at least one Orangutan ... I imagine him with looking like clyde from 'anywhich way but loose' but speaking in english very eloquently with a south african accent ... and since he's a very powerful archmage ... he comes and goes as he pleases ... I like the idea or Banana affinity though ... that should definitely be added into the game ...

and what happened to Gurid and Margalard ? ... I haven't seen them in 0.40 ... I loved subduing a giant ape and bringing the hammer down on anyone who defies me ...

 

[Fafnir13]

They are based on random events, unfortunately.

Perhaps having the banana resource could cause an even much like Ikol the hill giant and pigs. I think that was his name...

Give him the banana's and you have a new best friend with banana affinity.

Don't give him the bananas and you have one mad monkey.

yeah, yeah, ape. but "mad ape" doesn't have the same ring to it...

 

[Snarks]

Oy, this is great. Banana affinity +1 for Gorillas and +2 for the heroic apes would be epic win. Banana itself seems to be a rather rare resource and Gorillas can't be built nor be updated to new metalic weapons so I can't imagine it being too game changing.