I want you lot to play my Civ game for me

it's 9:03 right now give the warrior city defense and stay in doomed
 
i guess i'll leave since every one else is early in the morning
 
switch back to tribalism again. and rename We're Doomed as The Toaster.

i wish i could offer more interesting advice, but it's sort of a lost cause and there's not much to do.
 
I'm new to this thread, but can you make peace with the Germans? Or do they still hate you like heck?
 
Nononono name it just "Toast" cause it just "Toast" If it was the toaster it would toast other people as in nuking them. "Toast" means you will or have been toasted by a toaster. if that makes sense.:crazyeye:

So name the city "Toast"
 
As soon as you can, switch from Tribalism to Slavery again, and don't ever switch to Tribalism again, unless I say so.
 
I can't believe our civ isn't dead yet! Though I mourn the death of German Applesauce. He had such potential...
 
Pie-es-Tasty said:
As soon as you can, switch from Tribalism to Slavery again, and don't ever switch to Tribalism again, unless I say so.

I heavily veto any "never ever" order in an AG. But heck this isn't a demo game so I can't veto at all. :lol:


I'm new to this thread, but can you make peace with the Germans? Or do they still hate you like heck?

Welcome conquer_dude. I hope you spread the word.

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Flotorius said:
I heavily veto any "never ever" order in an AG. But heck this isn't a demo game so I can't veto at all.

This game is going to last much longer anyways. "Never ever" isn't a very long time, although I'll try to stay away from "never ever" in the future.

How's this?:
Never switch to Tribalism again, unless three or more people order you to.
 
Pie-es-Tasty said:
This game is going to last much longer anyways. "Never ever" isn't a very long time, although I'll try to stay away from "never ever" in the future.

How's this?:
Never switch to Tribalism again, unless three or more people order you to.

This is not a DEMO game! :lol:
 
Right, I'd jsut quickly like to say thanks to everyone who's participating (yes, EVEN Mr "Disband the settler and send the warrior on a hunt", I would ahve found that fun in its own way too).

"never ever" orders. Hmm, I don't know. There are some that are fine, and some that aren't. Is anarchy not anarchy? As for "unless three other people order me to"...well, that can't work because only one person can order me about an issue at a time.

(Hence for this reason We're Doomed will be renamed The Toaster, as that guy made his explicit order, first).

Rule: If you want to adjust someone's order you disagree with, talk to them NICELY about it.

Oh and IronMan2055, don't worry, the times I play are SO random, that I'm bound to be around some of the time when you want to give orders (just look at the first erm...however many pages!).

Now, I'm at work at the moment, but will try to find a spare moment to lay out a list of standing orders.

And, I'm loving the signatures guys, lol!

(Maybe some other person/people should start another game, so poor little Argh doesn't get overloaded?). *shrugs*
 
Willowmund, I mourn many of our lost warriors. SNiff, you should have seen the slaughter on Pig Hill.

To all: I'm enforicng a rule (before its broken): NO editing your posts to make it look like you ordered something first. It hasn't happened yet, but if it does, then your orders will just be ignored forever. Sorry, ooh, ain't I nasty!

RECAP!

A lot of the unit related orders have recently been made void, by Flotorius changing HIS earlier order, to better combat local barbarians. To anyone who's orders are lost: Make some more! :)

Diplomacy:

1) Friendly attitutde to China and America - both of whom are cautious towarsd us)

2) Attempt peace with Germany periodically - Bismark absolutley hates us, but we have nothing to give him. Strangely, apart from a couple of scouts, Bismark has come nowhere near us. (By order of FLotorius (but big hello to conquer_dude who asked same thing :)).

3) Bismark's borders have been spied just outside the blackness to the far West of We're Doomed (formerly London, soon to be The Toaster).

4) China is undiscovered, and the Americans have a fairly wimpy 3 (maybe 4) city state to our East. (But I reckon they'll take Westport before we recapture it with our cavemen).

Units:

1) Currently, warriors are regrouping in London, after a costly victory against Barbarian axeman and warrior.

2) All units have a standing order to retreat from barbarians (by order of Flotorius).

3) IronMan2055 has ordered that "the warrior" (interpret: a warrior) stays in London (can't give him "city defence" though, pls clarify).

Civics:

1) Changing to Slavery as soon as the game allows (2-3 turns I think) (By order of Pies-es-Tasty).
2) Changing to Tribalism as soon as possible after the switch. (By order of niffweed17)
3) Changing to Slaver as soon as possible after the switchand enver changing back unless Pies-es-Tasty says so (NOTE: This kind of order being allwoed or not is up for discussion, I believe (as is the whole do that/change it/change it back sort of tug-of-war).


Cities:

1) We're Doomed is to be renamed The Toaster (by order of niffweed17).
2) We're Doomed is building a scout - intention of being a medic if possible (by order of Flotorius).
3) We're Doomed is then building warrior -> library -> warrior -> undefined city building (by order of Flotorius).

Workers:

1) Worker One mining and roading Pig Hill
2) Worker Two roading all adjacent squares around We're Doomed (The Toaster).

Research:

1) Alphabet (26 turns left, even though we've been resarching it for what seems like forever already)!
2) Iron Working (By order of Flotorius, possibly open to negotiation regarding agricultrue).

Long Term / General:

0) TRY TO WIN (By order of Lapoleon) :)
1) In the future, betray and nuke America
2) In any war with America, try to build warriors and rename them Boston Red Sox.
3) Boston can only be taken over after America has been nuked - if it ever is (By order of IronMan2055).
4) Start a new game, but AFTER I've lost the current one (By order of oagersnap). (hey, if anyone loses here, its you lot, hahaha). If I do start a new game, it might be after Christmas (or, at the very least there'll be a break of a fair few days from Christmas Eve onwards).
 
Argh said:
2) AW I think, though the abbreviation escapes me at the moment (By order of Flotorius).

Archery -> Iron Working (IW)
If someone convinces me to go after agriculture and postpone IW, I'll do it.

EDIT: Look on page 16 where I stated the research order. Pottery doesn't work because we're missing agriculture so it reduces to the above.
 
how open are you to orders like this:

open world builder, give yourself 20 nukes and blow everyone up :-)
 
Unfortunately not at all, because world builder is a tool, not a gameplay option.

If we did have nukes though, I suppose you could ask us to nuke people, or anything, really

Rules are being put into place to stop "game destroying" orders, but, really, in an anarchy like this, who's keeping track of the nukes? heck they say Russia "lost" some nukes during the post cold war turmoil....

Yeah, world builder ain't allowed. The issue came up on one of the first few pages, when we were talking about using it to place signs...

Edit: sorry, thats not even a game destroying order is it? I read it as nuke ourselves, lol. Still, that could happen too, I mean, we'd survive a nuke attack on ourselves, it wouldnt be "game destroying".
 
niffweed17 said:
switch back to tribalism again. and rename We're Doomed as The Toaster.

i wish i could offer more interesting advice, but it's sort of a lost cause and there's not much to do.

Just my 2 cents as a coplayer: All this switching back and forth to tribalism makes it an even "loster" cause. :sad:
 
after iron working research ... (what has been researched till now? man, this thread is going to be more than long, just started on page one, switched to page 22 and realized that it isnt over as i had expected... ;-) )
well just go for motheism after iron working, which means all prereqs necessary
then immediately switch to organized relgion
 
After you get peace with everyone (if you ever do) send a settler with (possibly) a swordsman (after IW of course) to found a new city. Then you can build military.

How bout' that?:)
 
Oh, yeah. Maybe you should do this before you do what I just said. After you discover IW build swordsman then get Wesport back. The only problem is there might not be any Iron around...
 
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