Ials pbem #1

[ParadigmShifter]

Dude, we are playing Civ not snorting coke off Nigella's bosoms whilst her husband has nipped to the shop to buy more tequila. How much excitement are you expecting?

Off to Flying Pig.

 

[Cheetah]

I popped two huts and fought three barbarians. Results were... uneventful.

Thus: Boring.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

That was so exciting compared to what happened in my turn.

 

[Flying Pig]

At least a barbarian would give my people someone to talk to...

 

[ParadigmShifter]

You're the British Empire. We don't need anyone to talk to we just need to bash natives on the head with pointy sticks and thang.

 

[bathsheba666]

.gps.

Saw a bunch of loganberries, but no pointy sticks.

Ate a banana, thus rendering em armless.

 

[Cutlass]

What language was that in?

 

[Cutlass]

gps, btw

 

[tycoonist]

the only hut i found gave me a map...

 

[Atticus]

gps..

 

[bathsheba666]

What language was that in?

Same language as Civ ..

 

[Cheetah]

gps..

This is a good pace.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Sent to Flying Pig.

Was that turn exciting enough for you Cheetah?

 

[Cheetah]

I have found lots of trees. They block my view. Stupid trees.

So yet again: No, not terribly exciting. And I don't think next turn will be better...

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Aww soz

I set this game up specifically for your enjoyment too

I met the Nigella tribe she wants me to call back when I have discovered coca plants and wineries.

EDIT: She says she'll bake some muffins and baps for me then

 

[tycoonist]

rocked out against a panther in a jungle slay-fest...

that almost sounded exciting

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Remember you get a couple of free wins vs. barbs at noble

 

[Cutlass]

Scouts can be pretty well always counted on to beat panthers and wolves in any case. But if you see them coming, always try to let them attack you on a hill or in a forest. Or both.

 

[tycoonist]

Remember you get a couple of free wins vs. barbs at noble

wow, that's another level of dangerous then...

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Well it's wise to save up your dangerousnessness.

When I did a settler gauntlet my scout beat up a load of barb swordsmen