Mmmm, a few from me. A random person of randomocity.
You are taking a stroll through the woods and find a pan-galactic-gargle-blaster sitting untouched in a clearing. What do you do?
A: Sell it to the highest bidder! (+100-300 gold)
B: Give it to a forigen diplomat in honor of relations. (Equal chance of +4 or -4 relations)
C: Put it on display in a museum for all to see. (+10 culture/turn for the next 100 turns)
D: Guzzle it. (AI gains control of your civilization for the next turn, during which all mantance, unhealth, and unhappiness is wived)
A bowl of petunias and whale fall onto a nearby range of hills. What do you do?
A: Useful materials! Have the peasants salvage the remains! (+10

and +20

in stocks)
B: What an odd event, have the sages contemplate this conundrum. (+100

in closest city)
C: It shoud be a great attraction! Make it a tourist attraction of the location! (+1

in square and +10

)
D: Requires Perpentach: Ah! Today is a wounderous day! Let us all... WEAR TUNA ON OUR HEADS! (+10

in closest city and capital, +1 :happy: in closest city for 10 turns, +10

, 50% -1 populaton in closest city, 50% +1 population in closest city, and 5% chance each of great sage or prophet in closest city.)
Now for some more... Sane things.
(Requires knowledge of the ether)
The ley lines have shifted, our adepts suspect this may be significant.
A: Requires at least one mage unit: Dispatch our adepts immediately, this could be important! (-50

) (50% chance of new mana node near city. Separate 50% chance of an other mana node vanishing.)
B: Requires a state religion: This must be a sign from the gods! We must follow its movements! (-25 :gold) (10% chance of free relgion-spreader unit, 25% chance of new mana node near city. Seperate 25% chance of an other mana node vanishing. 5% chance of great prophet. )
C: Oh. Well. Thats interesting. (25% chance of new mana node near city, 10% chance of new resource appearing near city. Seperate 50% chance of an other mana node vanishing. )
Sir! A new river has burst the grounds near X. What should we do about it?
A: Allow it to flow, a river would be good for trade! (Generates river starting near city X)
B: Dam it! We must not let it alter the ecology! (Converts tile near city X to fresh water lake)
C: Requires water mana and knowlege of the ether: Have our adepts drive it back into the underground! We have no need for such a thing.
D: Requires runes of killmorph: Aha! Wonderous, harness it for our uses! (Free waterwheel on tile at river mouth and river generated starting near city X)