If human players had diplomatic modifiers...

[sylvanllewelyn]

-100: I was the first one killed online last night, thanks to you
+200: I then went off and had sex with your girlfriend

 

[rabidveggie]

-5 Your name is Montezuma
-5 Your name is Isabella
-10 You captured my city
-20 You razed my city
-10 Our close borders spark tension
+5 You're too far away
+10 I respect your power
-15 You're score is lower then mine
-100 You just lucked out and killed my three attackers with 1 archer
-200 I'm playing online and you've gone around calling everyone noobs

 

[Kadasbrass]

+2 "I like your diplomatic music"

I was going to say that too! But I go up as high as 10 for Victoria

 

[Napalm102]

+20: Your name is Isabella and you are sharing same religion as me.
-20: Your name is Isabella and you are under influence of heathen religion.
-5: You are Mansa Munsa
-20: ...and you are not immediatelly reacheable
-100: ....and on a different continet
-1000: .....vassal to a Montezuma and feeding him tech
-10000: .....still pleased towards the guy who declared war on you 2 times and off a different religion.
-50: Your borders expanded "just" enough to hold on to that strategic resource
-50: You are on a different continet and dont have astronomy, yet you declare war on me (Alexander in last game)
-100: You are my vassal and pillaged perfectly good cottages near enemy city I just captured.

 

[Onagan]

-1: You asked for a tech.
-1: I got a -1 for not giving it
-2: You can't get over a war we fight 2000 years ago
-2: You expand to my borders instead of the other direction
-3: You're American
-3: You're my vassal and obstruct my expanding empire

 

[sabo]

-40 "You're American" (to Roosevelt and Washington only)
+10 "Oohh..Sexy lady" (to Isabella, Louis XIV and Catherine only)

I've always wondered about people who play an American game and come on an American website to complain about Americans

 

[Onagan]

maybe because your government?

I don't hate American people! i hate those who voted for Bush.

 

[King Flevance]

The only thing worse is not voting at all to me.

 

[Swedishguy]

-2 "You're Genghis"
-2 "You're aggressive"
+6 "But I like your music in the industrial ages, so it's OK."

 

[sabo]

I've always wondered about people who play an American game and come on an American website to complain about Americans

Well I didn't vote for him, so you probably dont hate me. In fact I can't believe he actually got re-elected. I think it was fixed. What was the democratic party thinking when running John Kerry against him?

ANyway back on topic... -10,000 cuz you voted for Bush

 

[Onagan]

+100 you voted for Al Gore

 

[Jastrow]

What was the democratic party thinking when running John Kerry against him?

There was a theory going around that any stooge could beat Bush in '04. The democrates decided to test it!

 

[sercer88]

Well I didn't vote for him, so you probably dont hate me. In fact I can't believe he actually got re-elected. I think it was fixed. What was the democratic party thinking when running John Kerry against him?

ANyway back on topic... -10,000 cuz you voted for Bush

I don't mean to change this into a different topic, but... ...I would be in very bad luck with any (human) civ I met!!

I guess I'd better post something on-topic, so:
+3 you gave us help
+2 you have been at peace with us always (I'm very peaceful)
-1 you are bigger than me, that scares me (x2 if montezuma, or any other extremely militaristic civ)
-2 I am annoyed that you are annoyed that we are of different religions!!!
-3 I try to be nice to you, but you are still annoyed with me (if cautious: -2, and if furious, -10)
-5 I am annoyed that you cannot get over the (insert any bad event) that happened 2000 years ago!!!!!!!

 

[Comrade Aart]

I don't hate American people! i hate those who voted for Bush.

Then you don't hate the vast majority of the US voting population. ;-)

 

[Nikis-Knight]

Nope. Just a slight majority.

 

[Justy]

+10 You haven't bothered me for a long time.

+10 You're Catherine and not Peter.

-(10 * N) You asked me to quit trading with X for Nth time.

-50 You settled in territory claimed by me.

 

[King Flevance]

There was a theory going around that any stooge could beat Bush in '04. The democrates decided to test it!

LMAO and almost proved it. This statement does seem true though. Beats me what they were thinking.

+100 you voted for Al Gore

Woohoo! I actually did. I don't care what anyone says, I liked him and Clinton both.

 

[LAnkou]

-10 "i manage to missionarize budhism in almost all your cities and you convert to islam that is present only in that little junk ice city up in the north of the map!!!" (X2 if Isabella or Saladin)
-5 "i'm sick of facing you every game i start!!!"
-10 "why don't you want to open border?!!!" (X2 if tokugawa)
+5 "hi Baby!!!" (Catherine and Kublaï only)
-3 "no!!! not you on my border!!!" (Montezuma, napoleon and Alex only)
+2 "how funny!!!" (only when a leader build a wonder in the appropriate city, i.e. Eiffel Tower in Paris, Hollywood in LA...)
-80 "f***ing wonder whore!!! 1 turn before completion!!!"
-115 "f****ing free upgrades!!! Now he got longbows in a hill city!!!"
+40 "you're so tech ********"
+99 "i crushed you and you're dead"
-15 "you got that little iron deposit i was claiming"
-20 "Why do you demand me the tech i just discover!!"

 

[Swedishguy]

-10 "i manage to missionarize budhism in almost all your cities and you convert to islam that is present only in that little junk ice city up in the north of the map!!!" (X2 if Isabella or Saladin)
-5 "i'm sick of facing you every game i start!!!"
-10 "why don't you want to open border?!!!" (X2 if tokugawa)
+5 "hi Baby!!!" (Catherine and Kublaï only)
-3 "no!!! not you on my border!!!" (Montezuma, napoleon and Alex only)
+2 "how funny!!!" (only when a leader build a wonder in the appropriate city, i.e. Eiffel Tower in Paris, Hollywood in LA...)
-80 "f***ing wonder whore!!! 1 turn before completion!!!"
-115 "f****ing free upgrades!!! Now he got longbows in a hill city!!!"
+40 "you're so tech ********"
+99 "i crushed you and you're dead"
-15 "you got that little iron deposit i was claiming"
-20 "Why do you demand me the tech i just discover!!"

All those things at once? That's a hell of an AI.

 

[Ecofarm]

-5 "I was about to settle there"
-20 "I was about to settle there and no other decent locations exist"
-4 "You put a crappy little ice city on my continant"
-2 "You put a city on the 1 tile, no seafood island off my coast"
-10 "Tech trading should be toggled off"


+5 "You attempted a naval invasion against me"
+4 "You declared war on an AI"
+3 "You converted to my religion after a single missionary"
+2 "You declared war while terribly underpowered" (Probably only Alex can get this modifer, but he may get it a few times in one game)
+1 "You continued to build spaceship parts while I attacked you"
+1 "Your entire Armada is cowering in docks because of my 1 destroyer"
+1 "You gave me your first worker"
+4 "You continued to build archers instead of warriors to defend against my quechas"
+5 "You did not build any catapults"


p.s. I must agree that Louie is one sexy bastard.