If the greats from History were running, who would you vote for?

[Archbob]

mohamed , that way the terrorists woukdnt have anything against usa because its headed by their prophet and he was a good leader.

Yeah, but the problem with that is that Israel would probably not be in existence for long.

 

[hossam]

Yeah, but the problem with that is that Israel would probably not be in existence for long.

well, yeah but then we wouldnt be wasting so much money giving them aid and that would give the middle east(and a whole lot of other people) one less thing to hate about america.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

The image of Genghis knocking on doors canvassing for support is quite surreal.

 

[The Yankee]

The image of Genghis knocking on doors canvassing for support is quite surreal.

The image of a winner!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

The image of a winner!

Where's his beard?

 

[Bestbank Tiger]

That would be Jesus...

Yeah, but can you imagine the attack ads?

"Jesus Christ once said it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a richman to enter the kingdom of heaven. Say no to Jesus and His brand of class warfare"

"Jesus Christ associates with prostitutes and tax collectors. Developing..."

Plus the push polls about Him being a foreign-born Jew.

It would get ugly.

 

[Sims2789]

I'd vote for Obama. It isn't 1776. Even correcting for being "men of their time," we need a great from the present.

 

[hossam]

Yeah, but can you imagine the attack ads?

"Jesus Christ once said it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a richman to enter the kingdom of heaven. Say no to Jesus and His brand of class warfare"

"Jesus Christ associates with prostitutes and tax collectors. Developing..."

Plus the push polls about Him being a foreign-born Jew.

It would get ugly.

people would still probably vote for him, he would be like " i can get you into heavan, what can hilary do? come up with an exit strategy for iraq? i can make it so iraq NEVER happened."
his campaign slogan: a vote for jesus is a vote for salvation.

 

[Archbob]

Yeah, but can you imagine the attack ads?

"Jesus Christ once said it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a richman to enter the kingdom of heaven. Say no to Jesus and His brand of class warfare"

"Jesus Christ associates with prostitutes and tax collectors. Developing..."

Plus the push polls about Him being a foreign-born Jew.

It would get ugly.

Nah, he would just say some wise parable, do some divine healings and his opponents would be screwed.

Plus, he could solve the hunger problem in Africa.

 

[cubsfan6506]

Where's the champion for the Lower and Working Class?

Jesus Christ(Christianity)

Alright heres mine:

President Jesus assuming he couldn't make an official state religion.

 

[Sentient169]

jesus and buddha aren't historical figures.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

jesus and buddha aren't historical figures.

They did exist.

Jesus would be a Democrat, right?

 

[Bestbank Tiger]

Nah, he would just say some wise parable, do some divine healings and his opponents would be screwed.

Plus, he could solve the hunger problem in Africa.

That would be cool...a few loaves and fishes per day and the taxpayers save the cost of both domestic food stamps AND world humanitarian relief.

 

[m4gill4]

You've laid out an interesting combination of pacifists and warmongers.

My vote is for Benjamin Franklin: moderate, scientist, statesman, ambassador, pederast, cocaine addict.

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[Ecofarm]

Jesus would be a Democrat, right?

Sure, that's why the Jesus crowd is...

Jesus was:
Fiscal Conservative
Social Conservative
Decentralist
...

 

[Irish Caesar]

His PR people did a nice job covering up those last two things.

Additionally, thank you for making me look up that word to see if it meant what I thought it meant.

 

[Sentient169]

They did exist.

Jesus would be a Democrat, right?

How do you know? You met them?

Didn't think so.

 

[say1988]

Assume a Congress and Supreme court allowed the President to act as he liked:
Genghis Khan: Gang problems? No more.
Iraqi Insurgancy? No more Iraqis at all.
Overcrowded prisons? Open new cemeteries.
I had a couple more but I forget

 

[Emperor2]

Reagan!!!!!
No, seriously, it would be JESUS if he was in the running. Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!

Slogan: Democracy betrayed me once. Don't let it happen agian.


JESUS - PETER 08.

 

[Irish Caesar]

Hm, I never thought of Jesus as one to pose in front of a rebel flag...