If You Were A Dictator, What Would Be The Secret Of Your Sucess?

I STAY IN COMMAND THANKS TO THE FACT THAT:

  • I RUN THE ILLUMINATI!

    Votes: 3 9.7%
  • I BEGAN THE REVOLUTION. I AM A HERO!

    Votes: 4 12.9%
  • I GIVE OUT FREE BOOZE!

    Votes: 3 9.7%
  • I LOOK LIKE ELVIS!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I LOOK LIKE STALIN!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I DOUBLE AS MY NATION’S TOP MUSIC STAR!

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • I RULE USING SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES!

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • I HAVE AN EVIL ELITE GUARD WHO BULLY MY FOES!

    Votes: 3 9.7%
  • I ADDLE THE PEOPLE’S MINDS WITH TV!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I GIVE THEM ALL DRUGS IN THE WATER SUPPLY!

    Votes: 3 9.7%
  • I AM A SINCERE AND SYMPATHETIC DESPOT!

    Votes: 4 12.9%
  • I HAVE MASSIVE CHARISMA!

    Votes: 3 9.7%
  • I USE LIES AND VIDEOTAPE!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I USE RELIGION AND FEAR!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I USE COMPLETE BRUTE FORCE!

    Votes: 2 6.5%
  • MY RUFFIAN COPS ROUND UP ALL DISSENTORS!

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • MY GANGS OF BEAUTIFUL SPYS ROUND UP ALL DISSENTORS!

    Votes: 2 6.5%
  • MY GANGS OF LEATHER CLAD OFFICERS SCARE PEOPLE!

    Votes: 1 3.2%

  • Total voters
    31
Sorry, thought you meant items :) .

I actually enjoy my time in the drow city... my kind of ruthless folk and all. I just really really really hate the Mindflayers. Oh How I hate them.
 
Originally posted by Icepick Trotsky
I would annunciate calmly and clearly so that everyone could hear.
I would also stop at times to allow people to write down what I had just said

:D

Yes, yes...but can you do it in an evil manner?

:lol:
 
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