If You Were A Dictator, What Would You Wear?

IF I WAS A EVIL DICTATOR I WOULD BE SEEN IN...

  • CHAIRMAN MEOW COLLAR COAT!

    Votes: 3 5.9%
  • STALIN TYPE WORKERS SUIT!

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • A FUNKY WHITE UNIFORM, WITH FAKE MEDALS!

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • A SADDAM-STYLE KHAKI TUNIC!

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • CASUAL GEAR, TO KEEP LINKS WITH THE PEOPLE!

    Votes: 12 23.5%
  • BERET AND SMELLY SHIRT! VIVE LA RELOVUTION!

    Votes: 2 3.9%
  • INFIDEL CASTRO TYPE BASEBALL CAP AND UNIFORM!

    Votes: 3 5.9%
  • DUBYA BUSH-STYLE GRIM SUIT!

    Votes: 2 3.9%
  • CRAZY CULT-ROBE TYPE CLOTHING!

    Votes: 2 3.9%
  • FULL LEATHER, ROB HALFORD OUTFIT!

    Votes: 2 3.9%
  • EVIL ADOLF-STYLE UNIFORM WITH EAGLES AND STUFF!

    Votes: 14 27.5%
  • NOTHING! I AM TOTALLY INSANE!!!

    Votes: 8 15.7%

  • Total voters
    51

CurtSibling

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ENEMY ACE has been wondering...

If you were a Dictator, What kind of "duds" would you hussle in?

I Want you to vote and tell me if you have the dress sense to dazzle the world!!!

I will give some choices and you gimme yar reasons!

I will leave the form of Dictatorship and it's Party Philosophy up to you!

Get Dreaming!:lol:
 
i schould be moved to the humor forum though.Still a very original thread , laughed out loud with the title :lol: .Personaly ,i would wear a jimmy hendrix 70's outfit. (with curly ball-hair ,and some over-sized shades)
 
I would wear a military shaped uniform that was all blue this color blue , as if saying I am an officer, not a fighter. I would NOT wear a crown, despite calling myself an emperor, and possibly wear a cape too... I would always have a sword on me and maybe a gun, and have a little KEE Sybmol pinned where Star Trek people have thier rank pinned.

I would rule with a simple algorythem...

1-become famous and loved
2-do whats in the best intrest of the people
3-repeat steps 1 and 2


my uniform, to be more specific...
It would be like a jacket, with a flap over the zipper, and the lining of the flap would be a lighter blue, kinda like the uniforms that them bad dudes wear on the sailormoon show my little brother watches all the time, he says they are in the first season, go figure. anyways, at the edge of the flap it would be light blue, the edge where the jacket ends, at the top it would be curved into a collar, and go all the way around my neck. at the end of the jacket, at the bottom, its also light blue, but it would intersect at a 90 degree angle with the flap. the pants would be all light blue, the same light blue as the lining of the flap. the inside of the jacked will be light blue, and the inside of the pants, dark blue. the pants would only have linings at the very top and bottom, but they would be normally blocked by my boots and jacket. my cape would be attached to almost my shoulders, and be light blue inside and dark blue outside. my glasses will be like 'sally' glasses, only blue, not red, my boots, however, will be black.
 
Originally posted by Pellaken
I would wear a military shaped uniform that was all blue this color blue , as if saying I am an officer, not a fighter. I would NOT wear a crown, despite calling myself an emperor, and possibly wear a cape too... I would always have a sword on me and maybe a gun, and have a little KEE Sybmol pinned where Star Trek people have thier rank pinned.

Pelly, what a dashing image!
The women will be at your feet...:lol:
 
I like the NAZIi's uniforms, very stylious :) Plus the grey was cool :)
My title would be Grand Master ;) or something
my military title will be Supreme Commander ;) i love that title
 
I voted for casual clothing.

However, I did have something specific in mind. I'd just wear what my army wears, which is a grey trenchcoat (lotsa pockets inside, for a sidearm with silencer, grenades, extra ammo (also on belt), and yes, a switchblade for real desperate fights, id plaque for in case they die or are injured) over beige colored or dark brown khaki pants and a mixed black/navy blue shirt with a light bulletproof vest underneath. Of course, I'd probably arm myself with some sort of automatic rifle (which is the best for urban combat?), but wouln't obsess with it like that Bin Laden fellow over in the caves. It would be slung over my back. On the shoulders, I would simply have whatever insignia for my rank on a little strip of navy blue, but not medals like some dictators because it looks stupid. I'd also wear a gray hat, kinda like Itchy's hat when he's the priest who presides over Scratchy's wedding that he tosses like a frisbee to kill Scratchy and Mrs. Scratchy.

That of course, is for the occasional show and actual fighting (hey, you don't look so great to your people if you hide behind a 100 foot deep bunker while they're doing all the dying with the blood and the gore and the whatnot).

Inside, I'd just wear whatever so I won't weigh myself down with so much stuff.

And I don't like titles like Overlord. Too oppressive sounding. A more humble title like Lord or Lord Emperor will do. :king:
 
Kid on the street: "Look, the emperor isn't wearing any clothes!"

;)
 
I would wear a, Spandex suit!!!!:crazyeyes :D :crazyeyes :D :lol: :lol:
 
Originally posted by allan
Kid on the street: "Look, the emperor isn't wearing any clothes!"

;)

:lol:

I would wear "I AM your Dictator" t-shirts and maybe they could have "Bow down before me" written on them as well.
 
Originally posted by Dell19


:lol:

I would wear "I AM your Dictator" t-shirts and maybe they could have "Bow down before me" written on them as well.
And then your wife would wear a "im with stupid" t-shirt??
 
A FUNKY WHITE UNIFORM, WITH FAKE MEDALS!

Yep, that is the one for me.

P.S I can't vote and won't be fiddling with cookies till I have my civ3 LE biscuit tin to put them INTO!
 
a napoleon suit, of course.:lol:
 
There is only one right way to dress:
I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
:goodjob:
 
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