If You Were A Dictator, What Would You Wear?

[atawa]

Originally posted by BlueMonday
I wear what I wear everyday -a pink feather boa and a pink speedo with a daisy on the back side. And I won't shave my back hair!

Didnt I see you at Jerry springer last week?

 

[Apollo]

I would wear a pressed grey suit and cary a long-haired white cat with me everywhere I go.

 

[damunzy]

Originally posted by CornMaster
And of course I'd rename the country CornEmpire.

nah, make it Cornpire, has a nice ring to it.

and the clothes would deffinately have to be Nazish in my empire. Horrible people but they knew intimidating clothing!

 

[Crazy_Vasey]

I'd have to wear a Darth Vader suit and have my troops wear stormtrooper armour!

 

[Kev]

No need to dress in anything intimidating for me. My supreme rule will be based on the populace being in awe of me and only wanting to bask in my glory.

For me: Sweats and a tee shirt for the most part. Perhaps some blue jeans and a light, cotton button-down or mandarin collar shirt. For those nights on the town, some loose-fitting, wrinkle free khakis along with a light sweater with a cotton tee underneath. For the outdoorsy dictator look, I'd prefer some faded jeans, a nice flannel shirt unbuttoned over a polypropelene under shirt and some rugged shoes from Timberland or Bass. For those formal occaisions - such as adding new provinces to my territory - I'd be sure to be decked out in a nice-fitting Hugo Boss suit with a silk shirt and tie to match.

For my harem: Hmmmm.... maybe some sunblock if it's sunny. That's about it.

For my military: I like the trench coat idea as in Matrix or City of Angels. Casual yet utilitarian and deadly. And nice if it rains on them.

For my spies: Nobody will ever know. That's how damn good they are.

For my toadies and other suck-ups: I like the idea of "I'm with Dictator" tee shirts with the arrow pointing toward me at all times. They'll have to really keep moving to be sure that this is the case.

For my enemies: Tee shirts with "I'm no dictator. I'm just a DIC*".

For the rest of my adoring public: Business casual. See if they can figure out what that really means.

 

[Apollo]

Originally posted by Kev
For the rest of my adoring public: Business casual. See if they can figure out what that really means.

Now that's an EVIL dictator. I'd hate to be under your rule!

 

[Sixchan]

For my military: I like the trench coat idea as in Matrix or City of Angels. Casual yet utilitarian and deadly. And nice if it rains on them.

How about my Coat, the one with tons of concealed weapons that I mentioned?

It could also be used for spies. (no-one will ever know, because they found out when a previously concealed knife went through their jugular before they could scream.)

Instead of being evil dictators, mabye we should pull our resources and take the planet together, and have an 'Evil Council' instead. We can all have a part to ourselves, and we can all wear what we want!

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Sixchan


Instead of being evil dictators, mabye we should pull our resources and take the planet together, and have an 'Evil Council' instead. We can all have a part to ourselves, and we can all wear what we want!

ENEMY ACE approves of wise Sixchan's idea!
(So does his Amazonian army!)

Of course as founder of this crazy thread I will be leader of the council!

The US Senate beware!
The Illuminati Watch out!

The CIV Fanatic circle of despots has been FOUNDED!

All those who want to be counted pledge your name now!

 

[The Balrog]

Yeah lets start a EVIL COUNCIL hehehe...(Looks devilish at everybody)
I am all in!!!!!!!!!!!!

We can also at the same time brainwash every puny earthling!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA(COugh Cough) Haha.........

 

[Hamlet]

Probably Mao style black collar suit, with silver brading around the cuffs, and white shirt. Perhaps also a black berret from time to time. Sunglasses, too.

 

[The Balrog]

Originally posted by Hamlet
Probably Mao style black collar suit, with silver brading around the cuffs, and white shirt. Perhaps also a black berret from time to time. Sunglasses, too.

Well you meen a Hippy with bad taste of clothes????

Og velkommen til boardet!

 

[Juize]

Originally posted by SpaceCow


Well you meen a Hippy with bad taste of clothes????

Og velkommen til boardet!

:rotflmao:

I would wear Nazi-style clothes... They're just so korn...
(erm hope thats the english word, I mean a synonym of cliché.

 

[Hamlet]

Originally posted by SpaceCow
Well you meen a Hippy with bad taste of clothes????

Og velkommen til boardet!

If you're going to be a dicator, then you may as well make a mark. No point dressing like the plebs.

Also, I refute the accusation that I have a "hippyish" taste in clothes.

 

[The Balrog]

Originally posted by Hamlet


If you're going to be a dicator, then you may as well make a mark. No point dressing like the plebs.

Well if you read my post then you would have seen that i would wear spandex!

 

[Hamlet]

Originally posted by SpaceCow
Well if you read my post then you would have seen that i would wear spandex!

Kinky bugger!

 

[Sixchan]

I get a position, since I suggested it.

BTW, did I mention all the nice looking women in my domain would be wearing either black leather or PVC?

Now that's kinky!

oujo-sama to oyobi!
oujo-sama to oyobi!
kono!
kono itami ni taeru no yo!
taete, taete, ureshinaki o shinasai!

Go on find out what it means! (looking at the song thread is cheating, though.)

 

[The Balrog]

Originally posted by Sixchan
I get a position, since I suggested it.

BTW, did I mention all the nice looking women in my domain would be wearing either black leather or PVC?

Now that's kinky!

oujo-sama to oyobi!
oujo-sama to oyobi!
kono!
kono itami ni taeru no yo!
taete, taete, ureshinaki o shinasai!

Go on find out what it means! (looking at the song thread is cheating, though.)

OKay as i volunteered, i think i should have a post AND my part of the warriors can only wear little bikini and thong

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by SpaceCow


OKay as i volunteered, i think i should have a post AND my part of the warriors can only wear little bikini and thong

If you want the part of a warrior in a bikini, and thong?

Gadzooks! Cow, you been chewing the cud again!

I has heard it all now!

Look out for my new silly poll!

 

[FearlessLeader2]

Simply because the wretched hero won't be able to identify me, I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion. I will have several of my stupidest advisers dressed in various drab, sombre, or apprehensive outfits so that they can be mistaken for me, then I can shoot whoever shoots them. As a bonus, I'll be short one moron. Naturally, I'll wait until the hero actually kills the fool before I order my ninjas to slay him, so I can be sure he isn't merely a genius assassin attempting to impress me by beating my security so he can offer his services. If such is the case, I'll offer him free plastic surgery, and while he is under, have a bomb surgically implanted in his skull so I can kill him whenever it is convienent, such as when he tries to cross me, which he will, when I send him after the hero, who, it will turn out, is his little brother and the only person on earth that he has a soft spot for.

 

[FearlessLeader2]

I would be glad to extend the gloved hand of alliance with my fellow Evil Overlords. Since I wouldn't want the hero turning any of you against me, I shall always be a stalwart and reliable ally, even when my purposes are not directly suited. If I have serious issues with supproting one of your sourses of action, I will not pretend to support you and then betray you. I'll just tell you we can't work together on this project, but best of luck, and I'll watch your back for friendship's sake. And then I'll actually watch it. Heck, you might just succeed, and remember my indirect support. You'd certainly remember my treachery.