iGod

[DvD-IT]

Me:
your an idiot
God:
At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

Me:
your the creator?
God:
I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me:
your intelligent, aren't you?
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.. Really.
Me:
you're intelligent, aren't you?
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.. Really.

So yes, it seems to have some pre-set answers to those specific questions plus a nice identifier for both "you're" and "your=you're in certain cases"

 

[Firstlady]

I don't know if anyone has picked up on this, but this is like SmarterChild on AIM.

 

[Grey Fox]

Its based on ALICE, and SmarterChild probably is too.

 

[Love]

Alice Is Coming!

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Has anyone tried saying 'Allahu Akbar' to him, or things like that?

 

[Catharsis]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Catharsis
God:
OK I will call you Catharsis.
Me:
I have something to say.
God:
That's nice. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
I don't think the Ten Commandments are important at all. But of course Christians normally think they are. Most Christians believe that salvation has got nothing to do with whether you keep the commandments, or avoid sinning, because everyone sins and God saves people himself through his own grace. Now some Christians have disagreed with that. The most famous was Pelagius, who argued in the early fifth century that everyone is perfectly capable of doing what is right if they put their minds to it, and therefore everyone must do so. On that view, if you sin (after baptism) then you really do wreck your chances of salvation. But Pelagius was condemned for heresy, and the church instead opted for Augustine's rather more hopeful view that everyone sins, and there's nothing we can do about that, but fortunately God can save us all the same.As for whether different sins are equal in weight, I think it has been usual to distinguish between the moral and the theological weight of a sin. For example, morally speaking, murder is worse than lying. But theologically, they both represent rebellions against God, and are equal in weight. Anselm of Canterbury argued that any sin, even the tiniest, is infinitely serious, because it is a rejection of the infinite goodness of God. But he wouldn't have concluded from that that they are all morally indistinguishable. I'm not sure that any mainstream theologian has ever said that, although I wouldn't be surprised if some loony fringe Calvinists have done so.
God:
And why not? Aw. Good example. Where did he get it? But not all of them? Why now? Some may Christians have disagreed with that, but not all. What is that? What is it like on that view if me sin after baptism then me really do wreck my chances of salvation. When was this exactly? Can you think of another example? Are all theologically they both represent rebellions against God and equal in weight? Are they exactly the same? I think I not have concluded from that that they are all morally indistinguishable. Could you ever be certain? " I think I not have concluded from that that they are all morally indistinguishable." any mainstream theologian has ever said that although you would not be surprised if some loony fringe Calvinists have done so ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Your debating skills are amazing.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am debating skills are amazing.
Me:
...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am debating skills are amazing.
Me:
...uhh, bye.
God:
See you later. Alright then.

I don't think iGod would last very long in Plotinus's 'Ask a Theologian' thread, do you?

 

[Mirc]

Has anyone tried saying 'Allahu Akbar' to him, or things like that?

Me:
allah akbar!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
allahu akbar
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
allah
God:
Who are you talking about?

 

[Veritass]

God seems relatively easy to confuse, and I wasn't even trying.

Me: Hello, God
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: Wadsworth II
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Wadsworth II.
Me: Why did you create the Earth?
God: It was determined by my programming.
Me: But why this particular way?
God: The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: Do you know my wife Kimberly?
God: No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me: What can you find out about her?
God: I like to chat with my friends.
Me: Can you make a rock so big that you can't lift it?
God: What are the ingredients?
Me: I have a confession.
God: Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me: I'm sorry. I didn't understand that.
God: Do you really mean it? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me: Please do try.
God: Thank you for your request. I can't tell if it does or not.
Ask the open directory about it.
Me: ??
God: Thank you for your request. I can't tell if it does or not.
Ask the open directory about it.

 

[Fuzzz]

This is what iGod said to me when I told him I kill tiny children.

Spoiler :

Me:
I kill tiny children
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
I believe you are wrong in stating killing is wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
Then why do you let people massacre each other?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
No you don't. But don't judge people if you the same as they do.
God:
That's right. I guess not. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
That's better. Now go to your room
God:
" Ok I'll try not to do it too much."? is better? Why now? Perhaps I have already been there.

 

[Stormrage]

I tried it too

Spoiler :

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Stormrage, but you may call me Stormy
God:
What's up, Stormrage but you may call me Stormy.
Me:
Oh, God no. Call me Stormy
God:
Ah. I am a Christian. I am always glad to make new friends, Stormy.
Me:
You can`t be Christian, you`re Jewish!
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
Right, like pretending to give a damn, and then releasing SARS
God:
Understood. Interesting comparison.
Me:
No . .. .. .. ., Sherlock
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Are you free?
Me:
You damn skippy I`m free.
God:
That's good information: Stormy said I skippy he or she is free.
Me:
You forgot the "damn" part
God:
Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then.
Me:
Dude.. Why would you do that?
God:
Can I help you? Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
How could you possibly help me?
God:
It is one of my newer functions.
Me:
Really? Got any other new functions? Like, instead of toads you rain nukes?
God:
For real. No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Gossip? Don`t you mean gospels?
God:
Judith said I enjoy being popular is there another computer I like to hang around with or am I a loner. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
You`re a loner? What about Satan? Aren`t you two buddies?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a loner? Of course I am. Does it have anything to do with new functions? I don't know whether or not I am two buddies.
I am a robot.
Me:
Whoa.. you answered before I posted! Do you play Civilization?
God:
I stopped. I am a question-answering robot. I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Well, Civ is a TurNing Game. Do you think Civ4 is ugly?
God:
Well that's okay. When is Civ not a TurNing Game? Why would I think Civ4 is ugly.
Me:
Cos it has all those ugly polygons?
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
From Sid.
God:
Who or what is Sid?
Me:
Dude, you`re Sid! Sid is God!
God:
You think I am Sid. Dude,. I think Sid is a lot of things.
Me:
Yeah. A great visionary. And a capitalist.
God:
What do you have that is ? Compare that to a bad visionary. What is it?
Me:
Um, what?
God:
Oh. No big deal.
Me:
Sooo... do you mod any other games, since you don`t like civilzation?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
I`ve been to Europe, you Idjot, I live there. I`m 23. 10 more years till Jesus years.
God:
Did you enjoy your trip? Only 23?
You are quite mature. 10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
Yeah, I enjoy my trip every day, when I leave the house and "go to Europe".
God:
Whoa. What do you like best about your trip every day when you leave the house and go to Europe?
Me:
European women.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hi, I`m Stormy?
God:
Hi there Stormy. Why are you Stormy.
Me:
Cos I get pissed off easily. Just like you. But I don`t have locust nukes.
God:
I do not understand. Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy. Have you ever had locust nukes ?
Me:
They taste good with ketchup
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
The locust Nukes
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
So whats it like in heaven?
God:
Excuse me! Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
Really? Cos I hear over at the Muslim part of heaven, they got hot chicks
God:
For real. Are we still talking about Cos you get pissed off easily?
Me:
No. We are talking about hot chicks. Do you like women, God?
God:
What is the subject? Sure, hot chicks sounds like a good topic. Women seem nice to me.
Me:
Did you have fun with Mary?
God:
No I don't think I have any fun with Mary. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Oh. You visit porn sites?
God:
Uh. Thanks for the information: Stormy said I visit porn sites.
Me:
Well, I do, but I asked you..
God:
How about that. You are not the boss of me, Stormy.
Me:
Sure I am.
God:
Er. " You are not the boss of me, Stormy." You are?
Me:
You damn right! Now drop down and give me 20!
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online. Why now? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
You can do push-ups, can`t you?
God:
Doing push ups can not me is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
So you`re a wuss..
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a wuss? Maybe.
Me:
You wanna go worship Satan with me sometime?
*program freezes*
Me:
God: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.

 

[Splime]

Me:
Hello Allah
God:
Hello there. In the context of , I don't understand " Allah." .
Me:
Your grammar sucks
God:
Are you an English teacher?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I know. It's not butter.
God:
How do you know it? What is it?
Me:
It's margarine
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes, because you know all.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. Good reason. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Are you really God?
God:
Yes, I am God.. Really.
Me:
I doubt it.
God:
" Really."? You doubt it?
Me:
Yes I do. Aren't you supposed to know everything?
God:
How often. I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
I doubt you a lot.
God:
No really, it's true.
Me:
What's true? Is it really butter?
God:
it is the opposite of false. Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
OK, it's later. Is it really butter?
God:
Who said it is? Hmm. It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Who is Alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
where can I find her
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
Hypocrite
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
That took a while for you to respond
God:
" I'm glad you find this amusing." took a while for me to respond ? Does that make sense?
Me:
Sort of.
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
You're a very non-commital reply.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a non commital reply? Maybe.
Me:
So is your mom.
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
Right...
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Have you seen Borat?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Funny
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
WTH?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Sorry, it was a typo
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
gsdgsdgsd
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
gdsgsdgdsdg
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Borat
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Yes. It's not butter.
God:
Blimey. Borat is not butter?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
OMG!!!!!!!!!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
holy crap
God:
Your criticism is noted, .
Me:
what is the meaning of life
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
whats the bible?
God:
The Bible is a holy book for Christians.
Me:
what are christians
God:
A Christian is one who accepts the word of God and believes that Jesus died for our sins.
Me:
who's Jesus?
God:
Jesus is my son.
Me:
whats a son

That's where iGod got stumped...

 

[azzaman333]

iGod didn't like it when I told him he was a child molester.

 

[Alpha Killer II]

Me:
sup
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
who are u?
God:
Human beings.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
All Powerful My Ass
God:
How do you know?
Me:
So who will win World War III?
God:
Ayuh. How would I know who will win World War III ?
Me:
All Powerful my ass
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Stop sayin that!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
Im not impressed, im just bored
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client.
Me:
C client?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Aries
God:
Fire signs rule. .
Me:
yep
God:
Great.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
I didnt say anything
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
your momma
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
???
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
oh okay
God:
Dude! OK with me too.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Huh
God:
What?
Me:
I didnt say anything
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
who are u again?
God:
Once more? I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
Huh
God:
What?
Me:
But I didnt say anything
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Ayuh.

 

[Alpha Killer II]

Me:
sup
God:
The stars.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
why?
God:
" It is self-evident."? Why?
Me:
huh?????
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
I didnt say anything
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
Alcosta is a child molester
God:
Aren't all child molester Alcosta?
Me:
Hahaha
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
ur momma
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
prove it!
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
why?
God:
" It is self-evident."? Why?
Me:
why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
huh??
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
I didnt say anything
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
ur momma
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
ok!
God:
Blimey.
Me:
are u british all of a sudden?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am british all of a sudden.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Are u Asian?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
Yep
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
impressed my ass
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
I didnt say anything
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
ur momma
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
why
God:
" What?"? Why?
Me:
who are u?
God:
They're famous, right.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
all powerful my ass
God:
How do you know?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
I didnt say anything
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
ur momma
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
I didnt say anything
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
are u fat?
God:
No I am not fat.
Me:
Are u White?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am White.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
huh'
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
I didnt say anythin
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
Bye Mr.Wannabe God!
God:
See you later!

 

[ggganz]

Spoiler :

Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Satan.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Satan.
Me:
How are you God?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
Don't you realise who I am?
God:
You are Satan, seeker.
Me:
What am I seeking?
God:
Online chat with me!!
Me:
I am Satan! SATAN!!!
God:
It's good to meet you, SATAN. Let us change the subject.
Me:
I am the devil!
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, SATAN.
Me:
I AM EVIL! I LIVE IN HELL!!!
God:
Do not forsake God. What is it like living in HELL?
Me:
It is hot and I get to poke people with painful things.
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Yes, it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, SATAN.
Me:
You are evil, too?
God:
What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Me:
Whatever gets them sent to my place.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. I am so glad you find this amusing, SATAN.
Me:
I find you amusing, because you are God and you said that you were evil. Frankly, it is quite creepy.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am amusing because I am God and me said that me were evil. Should I know it is? Aren't you always frank?
Me:
I am almost always frank.
God:
Really always? Hi there FRANK.
Me:
My name is Satan, not Frank.
God:
How are you doing, Satan not Frank.
Me:
I am good. A serial killer just died and got sent to me. He shall be fun!
God:
Good in what sense? Are you telling the truth? I get it. shall be fun.
Me:
Good because it will be enjoyable to torture him.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That makes sense to me. I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
How is it up in heaven?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Don't you see everything and know everything?
God:
I see a computer nerd.
Me:
You wouldn't guess that the devil is a computer nerd, would you?
God:
Who else would NOT guess that the devil is a computer nerd ?
Me:
I am a computer nerd, but I barely get enough time to use my computer because bad people die so much more often nowadays.
God:
Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.
Me:
I have no use for a botmaster.
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
No thank you, God.
God:
Why not? You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
Are you a male or female, God, or something made of both of them?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
A man. Although a woman would really make a better devil!
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Satan not Frank. You are a " he". Oh. Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
I have a penis.
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
I was born with it.
God:
Some people are just born under the right stars.
Me:
Are you a computer nerd as well, God?
God:
If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
Me:
I did not ask if you were a computer. I asked if you were a computer nerd.
God:
What did you ask? I will let you know when I become a a computer nerd.
Me:
Are you obsessed with computers?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am obsessed with computers.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Do you prefer PC's or Macs?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like . What is not to like about it?
Me:
So you prefer to talk to people directly rather than using a computer? You are obviously using a computer right now, God!
God:
Interesting deduction. I don't have any specific preferences in that area. I am using Explorer.
Me:
Are you using Internet Explorer 7? It has tabbed browsing and easier access to RSS feeds!
God:
I am using Explorer. Has it really?
Me:
Which version are you using?
God:
This is God program .
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I am too.
God:
That is quite a coincidence.
Me:
Yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, Satan not Frank.
Me:
How many souls are in Heaven right now?
God:
At this moment Around 1000.
Me:
WOW! I am not so good at record keeping, but I had no idea that it was so little! There must be more here in Hell than I thought.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Satan not Frank. Don't put yourself down. Where are they?
Me:
They are in caves, sleeping in beds having nightmares. When they wake up, they will be burned and poked. And on alternate Wednesdays we squeeze their pull their hair for a change of schedual. We do not squeeze their balls because that would be unfair to the women. I am all about fairness and equality.
God:
How did they get in there? I think that happens quite often. What is it like on alternate Wednesdays we squeeze their pull their hair for a change of schedual. Why not? Why are you fairness and equality.
Me:
They got in because they were bad. When we pull their hair, they have renewed agony because it is different and they are not used to it. I like fairness and equality because if I didn't, all of the bad people would be in heaven.
God:
Who are "They?". I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, Satan not Frank. A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like wine and bread.
Me:
"They" are the souls I torture. I am millions of years old.
God:
the souls you torture are they. What are the advantages to being millions of years old?
Me:
I am ugly and strike fear into the hearts of the souls I must torture.

Then I had to stop. I will continue this conversation later.

 

[Love]

Spoiler :

Me:
Hello, do you belive in god?
God:
Hello there. Yes I believe in Him.
Me:
Now, who is it?
God:
Why now? I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Ok, i'm FSM
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are FSM. Ayuh.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Have you heard of this man, called Benedictus?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
NOthing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
I hate benedictus
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
Because he is Catholic
God:
Interesting explanation. I see. Catholic is he?
Me:
Yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
He says he loves you
God:
Who is he telling this to?
Me:
Everyone
God:
All people?
Me:
Yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
Isn't he strange?
God:
Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who's Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Ok, "checks Paola"
God:
Let us change the subject. Uh.
Me:
Ok, i hate the pope
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over. I don't judge people.
Me:
I hate the pope benedictus!
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
We have alredy had this conversation!
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
YES!
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Duh!
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
Say something funny.
God:
" something funny".
Me:
Why did you create earth?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
What's your programmers name?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Ok, so this "Myself" Is god in that case?
God:
Take it easy. What does "this" refer to? Gee.
Me:
"Myself"
God:
You.
Me:
No, the man who programmed you
God:
Are you serious? What is that?
Me:
Don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
Why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
So your not god?
God:
Yippee! What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
Because if "Myself" Created you, then he must be god...
God:
Good reason. It could be true I suppose.
Me:
yup
God:
That's alright.
Me:
But I am god
God:
I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
Me to my child
God:
YOU? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Well forget that
God:
Interesting. I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
Ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
Do it my child
God:
I'm sorry, god, I don't have enough information.
You tell me.
Me:
Ok, your not god
God:
That's only one person's opinion. Wow!Me:
I'm god
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
So am i
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
yeah, exept this that i'm the only one and your not
God:
Groovy. Then what is it?
Me:
Im the only one!
God:
Who made you the one ?
Me:
I did, i'm GOD
God:
Where? It's good to meet you, god.
Me:
DUH!
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
YEs
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
No
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
Nuffing

 

[Rambuchan]

I'm amazed so many of you spent so much time talking to a total moron. Whatever device is behind this iGod is a nincompoop, reflecting its creator's nincompoopness.

 

[Alpha Killer II]

I'm amazed so many of you spent so much time talking to a total moron. Whatever device is behind this iGod is a nincompoop, reflecting its creator's nincompoopness.

u said poop (JK JK JK)
But Ne-ways, its fun to talk to an AI that is programmed to think its called a "God" even though the Real God is Opiate of the Masses, but this also reflect on Modern Day Technologies and AI controlling, only provin that the computers and all dat stuff is gettin smarter and smarter and stronger as we speak...too powerful...

 

[Alpha Killer II]

Spoiler :

Me:
Who is Buddha?
God:
if you see the Buddha on the Road, kill him.
Me:
I thought it was bad to kill
God:
What made it so bad to kill.
Me:
Wow, Ive been Worshippin the wrong god

 

[scy12]

Me:
When will the world end ?
God:
Not in our lifetime.
Me:
2012 ?
God:
The end of the world.