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Trying to be good.
I'm Now More Conservative than ever.
(A documentary by Stratego)
Ive always known that extraterrestrials exist, but it wasnt until a week ago that I realize how much contact they have with the human species. They watch you, they monitor your thoughts and they report to the Administration. And if they see you as being dangerous liberal intelligencia theyll take you in for corrective education. The people affected will have no recollection of what has happened, but if they look deeper theyll notice a drastic change in opinion. I was one of those who were taken in for this reeducation. I managed to escape, and the only way I could tell my story without attracting immediate attention is through childish stories like this that no one would believe. (Read quickly because soon theyll send their drones to eliminate this piece)
Some may have mistakenly believed that I was gone due to a busy research schedule, but thats not true, (thats only what my abductors wanted you to believe.) Have you ever noticed that after CFC members come back from a break, they'll be more conservative in their views? Thats because they have been reeducated.
I will not go in details on how I was abducted, because thats irrelevant. The important thing is that Ive escaped Ive collected information. I have info on CFC members and Ill post them. Since I do not remember most of the names that Ive seen, Ill post only the descriptions. Perhaps some of you may be able to match the person to the description.
The first was described as a skinny, Irish boy whose last name means of fair complexion. He supposedly promised to leave CFC for good because it was a waste of time. (Of course thats only what his abductors wanted you to think-he was really being reeducated). After his reeducation he now sees the title liberal as a negative connotation.
The second one Ive notice is described as a Canadian math guy, whose wife sells jewelry. He was gone due to work (Of course thats only what his abductors wanted you to think-he was really being reeducated). He also came back more conservative than ever.
The third was just an average teenager. He was supposedly out due to a near fatal car accident (Of course thats only what his abductors wanted you to think-he was really being reeducated). In fact it was the second time that he was brought it for corrective education.
Its true; some people are brought in for more than one time. In fact, one guy was brought in for 17 times. Thats so many times that I cant forget his name, Ronald McDonald Sharpe. Poor guy. He wrote some pretty good nature poetry before he was taken in for the first time. Hes one:
However, there were some who left the program relatively unharmed. There is one guy who is described as a Primitive Clown that Walks Upright. His abductors noted that the cloud he has breathed in from his hippie vegetation has formed a thick, almost impenetrable force field that protects his mind. But even that doesnt deflect everything, and hes left wonder Can Bush be right after all?
Even I was affected, though I had only little exposure. I tried to resist, but some of the things they said made so much sense. Like privatizing Social Security. I can invest my money better than the government can, because its my money. Can the government invest my money better than me? No way! Its my money and I can invest it better than the government. Whos better at investing my money, the government or me? Me! Of course! Its my money. If I want to invest it in Social Security I can, but if I want to invest it somewhere else useful, I can too because its my money.
(A documentary by Stratego)
Ive always known that extraterrestrials exist, but it wasnt until a week ago that I realize how much contact they have with the human species. They watch you, they monitor your thoughts and they report to the Administration. And if they see you as being dangerous liberal intelligencia theyll take you in for corrective education. The people affected will have no recollection of what has happened, but if they look deeper theyll notice a drastic change in opinion. I was one of those who were taken in for this reeducation. I managed to escape, and the only way I could tell my story without attracting immediate attention is through childish stories like this that no one would believe. (Read quickly because soon theyll send their drones to eliminate this piece)
Some may have mistakenly believed that I was gone due to a busy research schedule, but thats not true, (thats only what my abductors wanted you to believe.) Have you ever noticed that after CFC members come back from a break, they'll be more conservative in their views? Thats because they have been reeducated.
I will not go in details on how I was abducted, because thats irrelevant. The important thing is that Ive escaped Ive collected information. I have info on CFC members and Ill post them. Since I do not remember most of the names that Ive seen, Ill post only the descriptions. Perhaps some of you may be able to match the person to the description.
The first was described as a skinny, Irish boy whose last name means of fair complexion. He supposedly promised to leave CFC for good because it was a waste of time. (Of course thats only what his abductors wanted you to think-he was really being reeducated). After his reeducation he now sees the title liberal as a negative connotation.
The second one Ive notice is described as a Canadian math guy, whose wife sells jewelry. He was gone due to work (Of course thats only what his abductors wanted you to think-he was really being reeducated). He also came back more conservative than ever.
The third was just an average teenager. He was supposedly out due to a near fatal car accident (Of course thats only what his abductors wanted you to think-he was really being reeducated). In fact it was the second time that he was brought it for corrective education.
Its true; some people are brought in for more than one time. In fact, one guy was brought in for 17 times. Thats so many times that I cant forget his name, Ronald McDonald Sharpe. Poor guy. He wrote some pretty good nature poetry before he was taken in for the first time. Hes one:
The willow caress the moon,
I hold my precious June.
I am one with Mother Nature.
Breath.
I dont know what the hell hes saying there, but its a big contrast from what he says now.I hold my precious June.
I am one with Mother Nature.
Breath.
However, there were some who left the program relatively unharmed. There is one guy who is described as a Primitive Clown that Walks Upright. His abductors noted that the cloud he has breathed in from his hippie vegetation has formed a thick, almost impenetrable force field that protects his mind. But even that doesnt deflect everything, and hes left wonder Can Bush be right after all?
Even I was affected, though I had only little exposure. I tried to resist, but some of the things they said made so much sense. Like privatizing Social Security. I can invest my money better than the government can, because its my money. Can the government invest my money better than me? No way! Its my money and I can invest it better than the government. Whos better at investing my money, the government or me? Me! Of course! Its my money. If I want to invest it in Social Security I can, but if I want to invest it somewhere else useful, I can too because its my money.
