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the Mathalamus Republic announces to the world that they are the best nation in the world. the fact that we suck is because we didn't do it right for the past 5 years.
 
I must've missed something. From where did all these claims of NES stem?
 
Doggystan

Language: Woofinese, and Swedish

Region: Sweden

Government: Oligarchy

Military: 500,000,000 active, 200,000,000 reserve.

Economy: Hunter gather like society, we also let visitors visit the great meteor for a fee

population:1,000,000,000.

Description: since the Plague, a meteor has crashed in what used to be Sweden, the human population largely died out from both the plague and the blast, but the meteor altered the DNA of any creature that came near it, making animals sentient and humans gained intelligence beyond whats capable for a normal Human. Dogs and Wolves we're some of the first creatures to visit the impact site, putting them in the best position to take over the territory that was formally controlled by humans.

Claims: Woof.png
 
Given the fact we don't have weapons, vehicles, or opposable thumbs it's not to unreasonable.
 
You also landed right on my Finland claims from Update 10. :p
 
You snooze you loose, maybe you should've marked your territory better:p

But I actually claimed it, look at the map:
Update 10
AD 2111


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New English tanks advancing into The Pirates nation..

Spoiler :
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Territorial Disputes: Taiwan is being disputed between The Pacific Federation and Carthage.

Espionage:scan:
Nothing happened..

Battle Results:ar15:

Current Wars:

Mongol-Australian War
Mongolia VS. Australia

Mongol Offenses
Northern Papua New Guinea, 46/12 VICTORY

North American war
Pirate Dudes VS. New England

New England offenses

Kentucky, 42/16 VICTORY
Georgia, 93/78 VICTORY
Virginia, 63/43 VICTORY
West Virginia, 29/16 VICTORY

XP/LP Count

Mongolia: +4 LP,
Praetoria: +3 XP
Mathalamus: +5 LPS
Eralutuk: +5 XPS
New England: +5 LPS
Australia: +4 LPS
 
you still need to tone down your military. or the Mathalamus Republic, the expert powegamer will lower it for you.
 
Why would we want to do that? Be Careful with your threats for we have pointy teeth.
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we have a human military of 2.5 million, and we shall soon have nuclear capability.
 
If you nuke us, then you'll destroy the meteor which has the potential to reverse the effects of the mass inbreeding that gos on in Mathia.
 
Mongolia fires any nukes it currently has at Mathalamus (I cite previous issues between our nations at Justification) and then divides its nation amongst all Asian nations, to be partioned according to majority vote.

(Sorry, but I don't have time to play in this anymore, but I still want to kill Math before going out.)
 
We offer doggystan a transfer of 1000000 lbs of fresh, prime prairie beef from Praetoria in exchange for a number of doggy death squads.
 
Mongolia fires any nukes it currently has at Mathalamus (I cite previous issues between our nations at Justification) and then divides its nation amongst all Asian nations, to be partioned according to majority vote.

(Sorry, but I don't have time to play in this anymore, but I still want to kill Math before going out.)

Will you protect us from attack
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If you nuke us, then you'll destroy the meteor which has the potential to reverse the effects of the mass inbreeding that gos on in Mathia.

we have 50 million people. inbreeding is nonexistent. the origonal popualtion size in 2010 was around 20 million. sorry, but for inbreeding to count it must be less than ~5000 humans to start with.

Mongolia fires any nukes it currently has at Mathalamus (I cite previous issues between our nations at Justification) and then divides its nation amongst all Asian nations, to be partioned according to majority vote.

(Sorry, but I don't have time to play in this anymore, but I still want to kill Math before going out.)

the Mathalamus Republic is destroyed, with the wormhole device also wiped out, thus scrambling whoever tried to escape. it was very graphic. Blood, guts and even an Eye was left where the device stood.

the Mathis, who was out to sea at the time with the President has escaped to carthage and is now part of Carthage.

the Mathalamus Republic was destroyed, but Mathalia, the Religion survives in Carthage (the new holy city) and elsewhere in the world, even Mongolia. the Idea of the Mathalamus Republic is not gone, and will rise again!
 
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