Imperium Offtopicum: Valkyrie

[JohannaK]

OOC:
IC:
To: Timor-Leste Ministry of Defence
From: President Don Miguel Primo de Rivera
I would be most honoured and and I give my permission.

 

[christos200]

From: UKGS
TO: President Don Miguel Primo de Rivera

If we change the name of our Nation from UKGS to Don Miguel Primo de Rivera, will you help us against the Turks.

 

[JohannaK]

No.

 

[AlexRomaniaGrig]

From : Semi-democratic Pro-communist Racist President of Romania and Magyaromania, Alexander Steven "Marmot" Greg
To : Whoever the ruler of Turkey is.

Will you grant me millitary access through your abnormally-vast empire?

 

[Tyo]

For what purpose?

 

[AlexRomaniaGrig]

World domination, strenghtening of Communism, acces to better tehcnology, higher chance of a mighty alliance and Russian maids. Oooooh, Russian maids.....
Also, heard the Russian borscht is better than the Romanian one. We'll take samples of both and do a poll.

 

[christos200]

What Russia and Communism have to do with Turkey?

Also, Nedim, can you extend the order lock for 1 more day?

 

[NedimNapoleon]

What Russia and Communism have to do with Turkey?

Also, Nedim, can you extend the order lock for 1 more day?

sigh...fine ORDERS LOCK ON FRIDAY

 

[AlexRomaniaGrig]

if we get acces to Turkey, we can spy on them and report to our commrades in Russia. Since Russia already gave me military acces, im going to Moscow for girls and borscht.
I doubt the Turks give a crap on ym action, but now that i've told you, I must kill you, christos! Oh wait, I'll leave Turkey to do it for me. Heard they're good at killing serbogreeks.
Don't worry, Turkey, I'm (mostly) harmless. If you ever feel threatened by me, send spies to take our Skittles. We'll surrender, unless you want MOAR LAND and not our precious sweets.

 

[Tyo]

... What

 

[JohannaK]

I think he's just some kind of cross-breeding from christos and something completely harmless.

 

[SamSniped]

BRFC. Battle map ASAP.
In other news, orders inbound to the Continental Alliance SG.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

OOC: @Sam, I'll try my hardest (sorry I haven't gotten them in yet, school load is very busy, plus RL is busy for me in general right now).

 

[SamSniped]

I'm busy too IRL, that's why I was rushing you. Thanks for getting it in regardless

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Im sorry for demanding a bit of time, but war orders are in, and Im happy

 

[christos200]

I just send my orders. Turks, soon you will be slaves of the Neo- Byzantine Empire.

 

[JohannaK]

I just send my orders. Turks, soon you will be slaves of the Neo- Byzantine Empire.

What the...

 

[Tyo]

Ill have my war orders in later today, Nedim. Around 9 hours from now.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Ill have my war orders in later today, Nedim. Around 9 hours from now.

Ok, no problem.

 

[W|M]

I just send my orders. Turks, soon you will be slaves of the Neo- Byzantine Empire.

You mean the revived Roman Empire?