Imperium Offtopicum VI

The Polish Ministry of Defence sends a cable to the Caliphate commending them on their sexy new tank.
 
@Dommination- We are remaining well clear of Union foreign policy, we refuse comment on japanese actions, and will only be sending aid to australia if union members attack them, as they are self proclaimed non asians.

@Math- You want to rectify that and sign open borders? Us neutrals have to stick together, and Carthage will escort you with our most competent forces to ensure your safety.

Carthage is encouraged that Brasil has accepted their offer, and will also sign a trading agreement with the caliphate, reminding them once again we are not giving socotra away for free.
OOC: If you want to trade for it you have to claim something to trade ahead of time, none of your claims are something we expect you want to give away. :OOC

DT
Official Neutral :)
 
Why cant an Arab have his own tank

@DT we already agreed to that, When I claim all the islands around East Africa we will trade
 
@DT- We respect your neutrality, and warn you not to sign any defensive treaties with Mathalamus. We consider the Russians Asians and would like you to not be involved in the mess.
 
What is your opinion on recent disputes between Russia and Mongolia?
Lots of hot air from both sides. Put those back in the box, boys.

@Nedim: You might want to edit your post. It doesn't trip the autocensor, but that word has garnered yellow cards in the past.
 
@N-Napolean- oh, I thought you said update 3. My mistake, I'll trade when you're ready.

IC: A delay has Popped up in paperwork for the changing hands of Socotra Islands, and the exchange may be delayed for some time.

We accept the mongolian warning, but ask, are we 'allowed' to send them aid in case of war?

DT
Carthaginian and Proud of It :)
 
Mongolia, Russia has no Asian lands. that's Siberia. we are in Europe. get it right.

also, we sign an open border agreement with Carthage, and the Muscovy will stop in Carthage. assuming no one sinks it, explodes, sinks by itself, or stalls. the Emperor will be on it.

Brazil, what is an MPP?

Poland: yes i know, but there is a lot of bad blood between Russia and Mongolia. his arrogance just makes me want to kill something.
 
I would presume you'd be neutral, which would be... very wise...

Mongolia, Russia has no Asian lands. that's Siberia. we are in Europe. get it right.

I still consider all of Russia in the SOI of the Asian Union. Don't like it, get out.

Also, your DP with Siberia also puts you in the SOI of Asia. Asia is for Asians, non-Asians should not be signing DPs with Asian nations without the permission of the AU. And before you ask, the AU does not give you permission.

Poland: yes i know, but there is a lot of bad blood between Russia and Mongolia. his arrogance just makes me want to kill something.

I dare you. But you wouldn't stand a chance.
 
Carthage acknowlages your message.

We would like to Increase our trade with Russia, being careful to avoid military goods, and are lowering import taxes on Russian goods, as well as providing small subsidies to firms exporting to Russia. We will ensure that we do not interefere with Russian relations with other asian nations, as we have no wish to upset them.

Prime Minister Frederick Gerani proposes a toast, using imported Russian Vodka, to the Unity of the Neutral Nations! This is well received by the committee. Edit: the Aide with Russias acceptance of open borders Rushes in, and another toast is proposed, 'To the safety of the Emporers Journey!' :cheers:

DT
To Neutrality :cheers:
 
I still consider all of Russia in the SOI of the Asian Union. Don't like it, get out

1/4 or so of Russia is solidly in Europe according to general consensus.

I dare ask why Mongolia has not attacked Russia already if Russia has supposedly violated the Asian Union's SoI.

Perhaps it is not Russia who would not stand a chance...
 
1/4 or so of Russia is solidly in Europe according to general consensus.

I dare ask why Mongolia has not attacked Russia already if Russia has supposedly violated the Asian Union's SoI.

Perhaps it is not Russia who would not stand a chance...

I am not prepared to discuss AU plans in public, but just because we don't like something doesn't mean we are going to DOW them. But we still deem them in our SOI.
 
Brazil: the MPP is hereby accepted.

Mongolia: that's a good point. too bad im not getting out. cause we cant. Russia, once again, has no Asian provinces. the planned border with Siberia ensures this, along with the horde. they so kindly gave us an excuse not to claim Kazakhstan, which is in Asia.

Carthage: to neutrality! :)
 
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