Comrade Ralph, you overstep your line in your criticism of the Moderating Party.
If we open the floodgates of this kind of subversive, inherently subversive since it is commanded by our Sword and Shield, the moderators, and allowing this material to be published would allow the good sheeple, uh, people of CFC to be poisoned by the decadent, imperialistic, corrupt, capitalistic bile of purged and exiled dissidents.
We cannot allow our glorious socialist system to be immeasurably tainted and infected by the bacterium of dissidence, for if we do, our great Marxist-Leninist theories will be consigned to the rubbish-bin of history.
Ralph Clancyevich Wiggum, I accuse you of sabotage, treason, anti-party activities, anti-soviet activities, and being mildly effeminate.
I reccomend that the MoDS, as the sword and shield of the party, should deal with you most effectively and thoroughly.
Take him away, Comrade Commissar Padmayev