To: FEAR
From: ASEAN
Your attacks, while not unexpected, were certainly treacherous and unwarranted. Making the first move does not equate to being the agressor. We stuck first out of safety. We had word of your impending invasions long before they began, and so we pre-empted you by beginning our liberation of Indonesia and Australia's rightful land. And despite our preoccupation elsewhere, and the suprise of your other allies attacks, we have had many victories on the battlefield. Indonesia is on its knees. The Arabian and Pakistani fleets lie largely at the bottom of the sea. And your own fleet was sent slinking back to the dockyards, after being defeated by a smaller force, a fleet that was only one third of our entire navy.
Despite your advances, we still are a force to be reckoned with. You might notice that our army and navy are both much bigger than yours, not evening counting our allies Australia, New Zealand, and Akaska. True you have assistance from Pakistan and Arabia, but they are far away and it is diffucult to transport troops here without naval superiority, which we hold. Mr. Putin, despite being evil, you are not an idiot. And anyone but an idiot could see that this is a bad situation for you. Even if you do manage victory with your smaller force, it will be extremly costly. Every man, woman, and child of this country will fight to their last, because they know that the other choice is being massacred once you occupy our land. To conquer us you must waste hundreds of thousands of lives on your own side, along with millions of dollars, leaving you far behind the rest of the world in terms of military and economy, holding tracts of jungle land, devoid of productive life, which will take years of reconstruction to become of any worth.
We are offering you a way out, a way to escape with your lives, and mabye your diginity. Withdrawl to pre-war border now. Because if you do not, we will be forced to throw you out, or die trying.
To: Pakistan and Arabia
From: ASEAN
We ask you why you occupy our nation, why you have chosen to get involved in this fight you cannot win. You send your young men off to a forigen land to die. And why? To please a pack of atheist, child-murdering communists that are the enemy of every person on earth who considers themselves free. There is no religious reason for this. To declare jihad one ASEAN is a gross misuse of Islam. I myself am a Muslim, yet I know that misusing Jihad and Allah for political reasons is unacceptable. Never once has ASEAN lifted a finger against Muslims. Perhaps, if you are so eager for a Jihad, you should turn to FEAR, the government that denies religious freedom to its people and massacres innocents.
There is no way you can win this war. There is no reason for you to be involved in it. There is nothing for you to gain from it. Thus, we suggest that you withdrawl your soldiers. We do not want to have to remove them for you. In coffins.