INES III: Storm Tapestry

From: His Proletarian Greatness the Emperor, He Who Holds Up the World, Glorious Liberator of the Proletariat, Glorious Genius of Mankind, Holder of Many Illustrious Titles, Et Cetera
To: My Loyal Proletarian Subjects Under Dirty Pigdog Chinese Capitalist Scum Occupation, Et Cetera

Fight them in the streets, my proletarian brothers, and remember that I, the Emperor of the Proletariat, demand no less than total loyalty. Show them no mercy, for they will show you none. Every Chinese pigdog capitalist oppressor you slay will mean an increase in rations once order is restored. The proletariat across the world is watching. Do us proud!

From: His Proletarian Greatness the Emperor, Etc.
To: Dirty Russian Pigdog Capitalist Oppressors, Scum, Usual Drill

We haven't forgotten you, either. There will be time enough to bring order and justice back to your decrepit nation once we are finished beating these Chinese capitalist knaves into the ground like so much trash. We send our regards, and wish you a bloody, painful death.
 
OOC: What do those with more experience at writing good NES stories think of my use of quotes? I'm a little worried it makes it seem too much like a history essay and not enough like an objective account or a history book.

The New Economic Growth Program
"The war is irrelevant, as the colonies are irrelevant. But a war makes the perfect excuse for what must be done." - Henri Castoriadis
"A socialist economic program- working?" - Chevènement

By October 2052, it had been apparent to most objective observers that Napoleon IX was going to keep the Premiership for himself permanently. Despite this, Guesde was still under the impression that the continuing claims that the decision was a 'war measure' were accurate.

Under normal circumstances, Napoleon would want to keep all his Cabinet members on a tight leash- from about June of 2052, however, his focus was too much on the war effort to be able to adress domestic politics. As he would put it, "I can't make myself Minister of War- but I will be Minister." (Incidentally, not even Guesede was suprised that Fillion's influence was dropping dramatically) Because of this, the easily-manipulable Guesde (who was in his post for just that reason) became the puppet of the Secretary of the Department of Industry, Henri Castoriadis.

Castoriadis was not a self-professed socialist, but his views may as well have been- he defended this with the mostly true claim that to him France came first. By his calculations, the Guineas war was going to last until 2055- a window in which the government could justify spending levels that would otherwise be unprecedented and the Emperor could be marginalised to a greater degree.

Putting the case that such a policy would be optimal to Guesede, Castoriadis argued that he could outdo Conde and Chevenment (feeding the delusion that Napoleon would not be Premier forever) and take the Premiership for himself. He was not Minister for the Economy, but he was Minister for Industry and of the Civil Service- thus he could within limits create his own economic program. The 'Castoriadis Doctrine', as it became known, consisted of:
-Creation of massive numbers of government-owned factories, creating goods for the war but easily convertable to peacetime manufacturing (and, as a last resort from Castoriadis's perspective, privatisable)
-A massive expansion of the Civil Service- Napoleon effectively vetoed a rationing policy, but an expansion of the number of staff avaliable to the Department of Infrastructure and the Department of Health was allowed. (Chevenment struggled to stop a doubling of the Department of Education staff, and narrowly suceeded)
-Merit-based pay for all civil servants linked to objective measures of sucess- deductions if a road broke down or a patient died etc, increases for encouraging economic growth or a reputation for justice.
-As a direct form of economic stimulation, the minimum wage was doubled and unemployment benefits 'suspended' - Castoriadis took pains to ensure that there were more then enough jobs avaliable for all those able to work, and the factories were instructed to accept everybody who could.

Napoleon saw the policy as "Guesde's stupidity", although Guesde wouldn't learn that until it was too late. Chevenment saw it as "crypto-socialism", which was very close to the truth. But, despite Chevenment's tax cuts, he was in no position to do anything about it- the Department of the Civil Service was legally capable both of lending money and going into debt. Napoleon was too busy to fight a policy he saw as 'entrenched like the Magniot line' (one suspects Napoleon IX didn't know his history...), and let it be.

The ASP
OOC: An excuse to use the term IC if necessary...

'A unit of spending for the future'- Castoriadis
'What stupidity is this?'- Chevenment

Another sign of the growth of Castoriadis's influence in the new government (and a sign which caused Napoleon IX to briefly consider abolishing Ministers alltogether) was the use of his terminology, quickly spreading due to Castoriadis's friends in the Department of Foreign Affairs into the French diplomatic service. This term was known as the 'ASP', and became famous to due the desire of Castoriadis (spoken much of in private and in social gatherings, little in public), to increase the French government budget by '1 ASP a year'.

For some reason, it has been difficult to find out the precisie figure of the ASP- probably because as the term spread contradictory figures within approximately the right 'ballpark' were given by different sources. Despite this, the term became a known slang word- even Napoleon IX used it once (before correcting himself).
 
OOC: What do those with more experience at writing good NES stories think of my use of quotes? I'm a little worried it makes it seem too much like a history essay and not enough like an objective account or a history book.

Well, there are lots of different ways to NES, and I for one enjoy characters that have personalities I can use in the update.
 
I've been looking through this thread I'd like to join as Patagonia.
 
To: South Africa
From: USACS


We request that you give your rebels what they demand. Our nations have kept a strained peace for quite some time now, and hope to see that return. But killing people who obviously are sick of the current regime will do nothing but deteriorate any good will we may have felt to your nation. As a matter of fact, we'd even be happy to take the regions in rebellion off your hands for you. It's obvious you cannot govern them yourself.
 
OOC: I can't resist any longer. I'll take the Inca Republic.

To: The European Scum
From: The Glorious South American Empire of the Supreme Sapa Inca, Reza Eghtedar


We are willing to offer you peace and allow you to keep the remaining lands you have in South America. These islands you have were never ruled by our ancestors. But we will not relinquish the Guianas. These lands were illegally occupied by a hostile imperial colonial force for over 300 years. Now the people have risen up and cast down their oppressors. To continue to claim the Guianas are part of France is to claim India is still British and North America belongs to Europeans. Always in the past have colonial oppressors ultimately been defeated and driven out of the lands they occupy, why do you believe you can prevail in this time? We are not totally unreasonable. We are prepared to pay 1 ASP to the French people to secure our ancestral lands. Otherwise we will fight to the death. We do not fear you! You cannot match us from far away across the oceans. It is the will of my people that we reclaim our ancestral lands and the Sapa Inca will not ignore their will! You can end this war now or we will defeat you in war, no matter how long or desperate the struggle is.
 
To: The Members of the TUA
From: The Union of Patagonia


After much deliberation within our Parliament we have decided to accept your offer to join the Treaty of the United Americas.
 
To: South Africa
From: USACS

We request that you give your rebels what they demand. Our nations have kept a strained peace for quite some time now, and hope to see that return. But killing people who obviously are sick of the current regime will do nothing but deteriorate any good will we may have felt to your nation. As a matter of fact, we'd even be happy to take the regions in rebellion off your hands for you. It's obvious you cannot govern them yourself.

To: USACS
From: South Africa


You lie. We kill no one. You have the blood of the Congo on your hands. We will distribute funds to calm the poor, and you may call that socialism, if you like. But be on notice that your agitators are no longer welcome in our lands. We are a proud and independent country.

OOC: I can't resist any longer. I'll take the Inca Republic.

Welcome to you too!
 
OOC: Once again, nice update.

From: The Supreme Leader
To: The Order of Mecca


This war is over. There is no longer any country left for you to fight in defense of. Surrender now, and I will find it in my heart to be merciful to you. Continue your pitiful resistance, and you will not be so fortunate.

From: The Supreme Leader
To: Israel


What is this? You threaten Iran with war, and yet make no move other than to attack your own Muslim population. I demand that you cease supplying Order forces in Mecca, and suggest a mutual disarmament along the border to prevent further incidents. It is clear that half your government has no wish for war. It would be wise to follow their advice.

I still sit in your precious city, and hold your most holy places in the palm of my hand. Cease this fighting, and I will not be driven to any drastic action. India and Israel stand ready to stop your war mongering. We are willing to allow Muslims to enter Mecca without restriction, but we must remain in control of the city.
 
Sorry I dropped this. I am back, but since this is my last few weeks of college life ever (into the real world finally!) I plan to take as much advantage of these last few weeks, so I can't play. I'll come back begging in 3-4 weeks when its all said and done :D
 
I still sit in your precious city, and hold your most holy places in the palm of my hand. Cease this fighting, and I will not be driven to any drastic action. India and Israel stand ready to stop your war mongering. We are willing to allow Muslims to enter Mecca without restriction, but we must remain in control of the city.

Why is it, I wonder, that the dog without teeth still attempts to bark? Because the prophet Mohamed taught of peace and brotherhood, I will give you one last chance. Lay down your arms, end your foolish attempts to resist the soldiers of Allah, and I will be merciful to you. Continue this war, and you will find yourself at the bottom of the Red Sea.

And I reiterate. Should any harm be done to Mecca by your forces, Christians in the Middle East will suffer greatly.
 
And I reiterate. Should any harm be done to Mecca by your forces, Christians in the Middle East will suffer greatly.

If Mecca lies in ruins, might I remind you it is only because you perpetrated war against the Order in the first place?
 
OOC: Sorry about this, but it seems that I have forgotten my password AGAIN. If you don't believe me, I'll confirm this as FormerNWAG once I get it back. Apologies to allies, as I'm going to take a while.
 
And what will happen if we stand down and surrender? If you want us to stop the spilling of blood, start putting forth terms instead of threats.

We are, at most, willing to let the Order survive as a small state confined to Oman, and parts of Yemen and southern Arabia. Obviously, Iraq, the UAE, and most of eastern Arabia would become part of Iran, while we believe Egypt would be happy to take the Red Sea coastline.
 
From France
To Incan Republic

We have been over this- despite your reigme's nationalistic blustering, you have no right to the lands you claim. The Incas never reached as far as Columbia, let alone the Guineas- and they were conquerors, too.

However, for 3 ASP (OOC: I've made an IC justification for using the term IC) we would have been willing to sell the lands all along. It is a fair price for the lands, so we are willing to allow it.
 
We are, at most, willing to let the Order survive as a small state confined to Oman, and parts of Yemen and southern Arabia. Obviously, Iraq, the UAE, and most of eastern Arabia would become part of Iran, while we believe Egypt would be happy to take the Red Sea coastline.

Preposterous. You are proposing the annexation of lands that have been under our control for centuries, as spoils of a war of unprovoked aggression. We would be willing to handover Mesopotamia, as well as Qatar. Like we have said earlier, we will allow Muslims to enter Mecca unrestricted. Is that not what you were aiming to do, allow your brothers in faith to go to Mecca in peace?
 
To: The Incan rabble
From: The Roman Republic


We stand by France's terms, and will continue to fight the war unless you accept them. We will relinquish the Galapagos Islands upon the acceptance of said terms.
 
36 hour warning would have been 45 minutes ago. 1/19 orders in.

I'm fairly confident I can keep up, but wow is this going fast.
 
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