I just got this one today, so I'll share it....
Number of physicians in the US: 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000.
Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)
Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000.
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups): 1,500.
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188
Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but most everyone has at least one Doctor.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets out of hand.
As a Public Health Measure I have withheld
the statistics on Lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.
The ending is the main reason I put this up here. <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gif" border=0>
Added on Edit: I am not a gun supporter advocate, so no hate PM's. And I actually found it humorous that someone created this to try and support that premise. But you have to admit the ending is cleverly humorous.
[This message has been edited by Duke of Marlbrough (edited July 12, 2001).]
Number of physicians in the US: 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000.
Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)
Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000.
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups): 1,500.
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188
Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but most everyone has at least one Doctor.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets out of hand.
As a Public Health Measure I have withheld
the statistics on Lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.
The ending is the main reason I put this up here. <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gif" border=0>
Added on Edit: I am not a gun supporter advocate, so no hate PM's. And I actually found it humorous that someone created this to try and support that premise. But you have to admit the ending is cleverly humorous.

[This message has been edited by Duke of Marlbrough (edited July 12, 2001).]