Is there a hat out there for me?

[Farm Boy]

Comfortable, sensible, and looks better the longer you own it and the more beat and rumpled it gets. Doesn't rock the Texas d-bag vibe like a Stetson.



Alternatively, if you're one of those city slickers that needs to try and scream how slick they are, an alternative suggestion:

 

[bhsup]

Doesn't rock the Texas d-bag vibe like a Stetson.

I am going to let that slide only because this lovely weather was bad news for you.

 

[Farm Boy]

I am going to let that slide only because this lovely weather was bad news for you.

Been prodding at you for the better part of a week. Trying to see how far this rides.

I dunno though, something about freshly starched hats just pisses me off. They get paired off with those enormous crotch-sled belt buckles too frequently for one thing.

 

[GinandTonic]

Ive got one of these

But in red

Also mine is more calf skin and the example looks more suedey.

http://thehatshop.co/

 

[Borachio]

Formal wear (with hair):

Funerals: