Is there a hat out there for me?

[Sanguivorant]

Did anyone mention a fedora yet?

 

[classical_hero]

All he needs next is a neck beard.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

And to post on Reddit about ponies and men's rights.

Yah, seriously. Since the reforms of Atatürk.

Probably not enforced though.

 

[shadowplay]

Since you're always complaining about the rain:

 

[gay_Aleks]

Why not go for a refreshing, and very fashionable balaclava? It brings the message across!

Also, you'll get a tour of the jail, plus a free tasering if you're lucky.

 

[Smellincoffee]

I third the flat black cap -- it's not as flamboyant as a fedora or a Homburg, but is much, much classier than no hat at all.

 

[cybrxkhan]

Why not go for a refreshing, and very fashionable balaclava? It brings the message across!

Also, you'll get a tour of the jail, plus a free tasering if you're lucky.

And if you have no use for it anymore you can eat it and enjoy its syrupy sugar goodness...

Oh, wait, you're not talking about baklava.

 

[bhavv]

Why not go for a refreshing, and very fashionable balaclava? It brings the message across!

Also, you'll get a tour of the jail, plus a free tasering if you're lucky.

I know that this is a joke, but is wearing a balaclava itself illegal? I used to wear them in winter as a child, why is it wrong for an adult to wear them?

 

[Kyriakos]

There are also many cool 'Cthulhu-hats':

To get you into that eldritch mood.

The Cthulhuclava is better

 

[Zack]

I know that this is a joke, but is wearing a balaclava itself illegal? I used to wear them in winter as a child, why is it wrong for an adult to wear them?

It's only illegal if you rob a bank wearing one.

 

[gay_Aleks]

And if you have no use for it anymore you can eat it and enjoy its syrupy sugar goodness...

Oh, wait, you're not talking about baklava.

Wearing a baklava would be waste of food that should get you to the death penalty, immediately.

 

[Samez]

Spoiler :

 

[Borachio]

Handy hat for carrying things like car keys, tissues, and loose change. And the occasional kitten.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Formal wear?

 

[Borachio]

I can't see anything informal about that sombero.

 

[Traitorfish]

Spoiler :

badass

 

[Borachio]

Exactly. Banditry and kitten transportation in one hat.

 

[_random_]

 

[bhavv]

Sombreros are awesome.

 

[bhavv]

I have a fake Russian trapper hat for winter!

Fake fur, not made in Russia, made in China!