Jack Handey Quotes

[cgannon64]

http://www.quoteworld.org/author.php?thetext=Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]&page=22

Just thought I'd post this. I've been laughing hysterically for the past half-hour, and I'm only half done!

 

[Octavian X]

Thanks, cg. I needed that to brighten up my day.

 

[thestonesfan]

I don't know if it's on that page, but one of my favorite is "The earliest fly-swatters were probably little more than flat, striking surfaces attached to a small stick."

 

[Riesstiu IV]

Great Stuff!!

 

[cgannon64]

Its there stonesfan. Its buried in there, somewhere. One I like:

"The jewels in her crown where like shiny precious stones in a large metal hat upon her head."

 

[omichyron]

"As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way."

 

[Plexus]

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[Archer 007]

These are so funny.