JalNES I: Quick and Easy

[jalapeno_dude]

I'm back. I have orders from everyone but Swissempire.

I honestly have no clue when the update will be, since I'm going back to school this week. Hopefully it will be by the end of the weekend, and maybe sooner. We shall see.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Race ya jalapeno.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

You'll probably win....

 

[LittleBoots]

I see you JD... Not going to pester you more than once, but is there an ETA? I can't wait to see if my nightmare of a campaign worked or not.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

I see you JD... Not going to pester you more than once, but is there an ETA? I can't wait to see if my nightmare of a campaign worked or not.

Ummm.... no?

Today was the first day of school, and I've been busy. Plus I'm still catching up on what I missed.

I will get it done soon, I promise.

 

[LittleBoots]

Yeah, I could've just remembered this post from all of one day ago. Anyway, I know what you mean with school. I shall wait patiently (and get back to the pile of papers/presentations I have due in the next two weeks )

I honestly have no clue when the update will be, since I'm going back to school this week.

 

[alex994]

You better have not invaded Tartessos.

Actually, after thinking about it, invade tartessos!

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Of course he invaded Tartessos. Haven't you been reading his diplo?

 

[alex994]

And you lecture me about MY country size That other thing better work!

 

[LittleBoots]

My country size is tiny. I have Ireland and a couple port cities. I never said I was taking over the Tartessos land. Actually, the campaign was vaguely inspired by silver. Like a milder version of my Dark Elves in ChipNES. If I do end up holding the Tartessos' land, I still wouldn't be as big as you are, as I'm just maintaining port cities.

EDIT: Besides, Tartessos is no big deal, Carthage is closer to you anyway...

 

[~Darkening~]

Eh the bad part of his Tartessos invasion was the fact that I ended up putting up more soldiers than he did ;]. Lets see if another npc bites the dust.......

 

[LittleBoots]

Actually, you didn't, but you matched me about 50/50. I spent pretty much my entire treasury on the war and will probably have upkeep next turn. And don't worry, I put it in my orders to be sparing with all lives and the troops are all mixed so that if your guys get in trouble, they're mixed half and half with mine to lessen both our losses.

I didn't mean a silver campaign of wasteful attrition. I meant a silver campaign where, because I don't feel like occupying every little thing or worrying about villages attacking my rear, I just burned them all to the ground and killed or enslaved everyone present. The soldier's lives are carefully spent.

EDIT: Including ships (and counting them as 1000=10) you did send more than I did. Cheers.

 

[~Darkening~]

Aaaah. You didn't reveal that when we were discussing ;]. All I meant was that I do have a certain hate towards NPCs, and it would be nice to rid the world of another foolish one. I rather prefer to overwhelm and crush them, execute the leaders as an example, and keep the local economy intact instead of burning it all and having to rebuild ;]. And as long as you get iron then there will be no upkeep (at least for me ;]) You wanna know the best part of this? It only took my three points to match you completly (I gotta smile at that )

 

[LittleBoots]

Well, that does make a large amount of sense but I had a little issue of honour to settle. I mean, I told him I would show them horrors if they didn't comply and they didn't comply. So I can't really have gone easy on them after that, if only because if I make similar threats later on, people might not believe me.

But yeah, that size multiplier is pretty sweet hehe.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Please continue. You guys are giving me evil ideas...

 

[LittleBoots]

Evil ideas...? All this was covered in my orders lol

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Can someone go through the thread and post links to all the stories that have been posted since the last update? Thanks.

 

[~Darkening~]

Stop dreaming up evil ideas and do the update with our success .

 

[LittleBoots]

Can someone go through the thread and post links to all the stories that have been posted since the last update? Thanks.

Sure, these the ones I saw, sorry if I managed to miss something.

Iggy

HumanSlaughter

LittleBoots

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Thanks LB!