Welcome all, would you like to hear tales of daring and battle?
Well tough, listen now to the tale of Jkaen the Idle

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Jkaen's reign began in the year 3400 BC, and lasted many years, but the mark left on the history books is light indeed, his earliest years was spent directing the national army towards an outpost that had previously been spotted by JesusOnEez the Wise, however taking 60 years to draw near to the site, they found it was no longer there! Determined to find where these people had gone Jkaen commanded the army to continue heading in this direction
I didn't think Mao would have gotten to it to pop it, so wondered if we had a civ under us
Some short years later a working party was formed, and lacking other knowledge, began work on Cow Street.
You all name the cities and units, I get to name the roads!
Thought I may as well hook the cows up as it will need to be done eventually and there is little the workers can do at the moment
Deciding it was time to spread the empire orders were made for preparations of a new group of settlers to form up in the village square. As there was as yet no village square built, it was forseen this mayu take some time
The army continuing its manovours South West found coastline there
Continuing his explorations they pushed on in that direction until they found tundra and ice on the horizion, not having brought their winter clothes they turned back towards the north defending themselves against a lion attack on the way.
Hit screenshot too late and got a rubbish picture, took him down to 1.1 /2 health
While this attack was going on nearer to home Cow Street was now finished, and lacking other direction work began on a road from the North of the city named 'Road to Nowhere'.
Now wounded the army headed back to the city to see to its wounds, although before it reached rumours were already spreading about new advanced weaponry!
The search went out for materials to build these new arms, and one site was found nearby
With this technology now learnt, and the first stones of 'Road to Nowhere' lain the workforce ran to the forest to provide timbers for the new group of settlers forming in the city.
Finally bored of the inactivity of this most idle of monarchs he was overthrown in 2950 BC by Chief Talamane I, but that is a story for another night