John McCain Apparently Not Luke Skywalker; Nation Breathes Sigh Of... Whaaaa?

[skadistic]

C3PO Any man who sleeps with and marries his cousin is fine by me.

 

[Phlegmak]

I like Jabba the Hut but I don't like Hillary Clinton.

 

[Pontiuth Pilate]

Thank you everyone for your participation in this thread!

Who is Al Gore? He might run, you never know...

Al Gore is R2D2. He used to be just a robot, and everyone kind of treats him poorly and underestimates him, but over the years he's developed a personality. And you can depend on him to save the day in one ingenious way or another.

@PP: you are highly skilled in the art of explaiining why everyone sux. Please explain whom you believe to be the proper candidate. Its easy to critisize, hard to build.

That's not the topic of this thread, but I would be ok voting for Edwards, Clark, Obama, or Gore.

Where's Ron Paul, or Mitt Romney?

I like Blabber's answer that Ron Paul can only be found in one of the trashy, semiendorsed novels.

However I do stand by my assertion that Romney is that one Ewok. He's impeccably cute (check the hair!) but anytime there's a scene involving him, you just wish it were over. And no matter how much dialogue and screentime he gets, he will never develop into a serious character. He will always remain a lightweight sideshow.

Mayor Giuliani isn't considered (a rather ugly) Princess Leia?

No way! Princess Leia has balls*. Rudy has none.

*in a good way

I like Jabba the Hut but I don't like Hillary Clinton.

Hillary isn't ROTJ Jabba or even Prequel Jabba, she's ANH 1997 "You stepped on my tail!" Jabba.

 

[Phlegmak]

Hillary isn't ROTJ Jabba or even Prequel Jabba, she's ANH 1997 "You stepped on my tail!" Jabba.

Ug! I like that even less! The only real Star Wars movies are the original 3. The New Editions are puke.

 

[Godwynn]

Hooray for Giuliani!

 

[Pontiuth Pilate]

Ug! I like that even less! The only real Star Wars movies are the original 3. The New Editions are puke.

I dunno, I kind of like AOTC.

Maybe Hillary is Hayden Christiansen. She was supposed to be the Promised One, but when the movies came out, well, we find out she can't act.

 

[Phlegmak]

I dunno, I kind of like AOTC.

Maybe Hillary is Hayden Christiansen. She was supposed to be the Promised One, but when the movies came out, well, we find out she can't act.

Hayden Christiansen is probably the worst actor since William Shatner. Actually, he's like William Shatner-bad times two.

Dude, you just keep making Hillary worse and worse.

Let's just say she's a ROTJ Jabba and leave it at that. And it's the original ROTJ, not the special edition. Bleah.

 

[Millman]

Now if only politians stuck to their word when they say things ahead of time we might have a more honest and accountable government. These flip-flopping idea gives me the impression the real R2-D2 would be a better candidate than many of the politicians out there. Sadly, he would.

Don't worry, I don't have anything against politicians, mostly dishonesty.

 

[emzie]

I voted randomly, much like I always vote. I seem to have voted for a racist.

 

[Mercenary82]

I don't see any racists on that list.

 

[Shylock]

They're only in the extended universe.

Ron Paul is (Darth) Revan using the canonical light side ending.

 

[emzie]

I don't see any racists on that list.

Tancedro voted against renewing the National Voting Rights Act. He would support nuking Mecca if the US was hit with a nuke (before anyone says it, yes, Islam is not a race). He thinks Miami is a third-world country and compared it to Cuba. I really fail to see how he's not a bigot.

You can be anti-illegal immigration without being a bigot.

 

[Mercenary82]

Voting against the voting rights act is not racist, its an outdated bill that is no longer necessary anymore, it unfairly targets Southern states who have since reformed their voting laws. And how is calling Miami a third world country racist? He is stating the truth, Miami is much more similar to any city in Latin America than any city in the US. You're simply living in denial if you think otherwise.

 

[Zande33]

Obama.

By the way, Cheney isn't running in the 2008 campaign.

 

[Pontiuth Pilate]

Dude, you just keep making Hillary worse and worse.

She's one of the crappier candidates. She's not getting off easy like Jango Fett / George Allen. (presidential bid was decapitated when he was foolish enough to get in an arena with a guy with dark skin.)

 

[Bad Player]

@PP: you are highly skilled in the art of explaiining why everyone sux. Please explain whom you believe to be the proper candidate. Its easy to critisize, hard to build.

Oh come on the only favourable comparison is Luke Skywalker in the poll. The bias is tragically blatant.

 

[TheDervish]

I have two words for Count Dooku; Keating Five!