Jokes......

[Knight-Dragon]

Do you want to know how to make $$$$ fast?

Hold down the shift-key and hit 4 four times......

 

[starlifter]

I don't understand this one......

What's the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
The bad marksman shoots but can't hit.
The owl.

Replace the H & SH between SHoots and Hit.

It's because people sometime accidently reverses sounds in words, e.g., "Hoots but can't SH1t"...

The Owl makes a "Hoot" sound at night, LOL... and you know what constipation stops, yes?

 

[Maple]

Originally posted by Knight-Dragon
Do you want to know how to make $$$$ fast?

Hold down the shift-key and hit 4 four times......

So thats how those Enron chaps got their money...

 

[GenghisK]

A priest and his friend were playing golf. The friend missed the hole and shouted:
_ damn, hell, I'm cursed. How could I miss that one.
The priest replied:
_ be careful, God can hear you. He is patient but don't go too far.
_ sorry, Father. I won't say that again.

The game went on and once again he missed another easy hole.
_ god dammit. missed again.
_ last warning, God will punish you if you keep on saying such insanities.

For the last hole, he missed and lost the game. He shouted:
_ mothaf**k**ing sh**. What did I do to God to deserve such a curse.

Before the priest could reply, a big thunder fell from a cloud and totally disintegrated the poor priest...
Then, from the cloud, a voice said:
_ f***, missed once again.

 

[Zwelgje]

Horrible Genghis.....