The People's Brotherhood of Colombia is victorious! Headed by myself, Ramon Galvez, we hope we can bring back respect and honour to the lives of our glorious citizens.
To achieve this, we must cease our stagnation. We must expand! We must build! We must DOMINATE!
The people of Colombia have been the laughing stock of global politics for too long! Now we strike back from the ashes, to emerge triumphant from the oppressed! As was shown by the most honourable Simon Bolivar, we can only get what we deserve through righteous bloodshed.
People of Colombia, no longer do you piggyback petty dictators on the sweat off your brow, no longer are you downtrodden!
We shall implement a policy of zero-tolerance against the pathetic bourgeousie who seek to exploit the fruits of OUR LABOUR for THEIR PROFIT!
As testament to this, we shall no longer stand the centuries of injustice put upon us by them and, as such, the People's Brotherhood of Colombia earlier today signed a formal declaration of war against the bestial savages of the Kingdom of Siam. We believe this should send a message to any who seek to put us under the yoke of their imperialism.
Brothers! Now you fight for yourselves! For riches, for honour, for the BROTHERHOOD!
To: The United States
From: Mexico
El Presidente was not pleased when he heard of your use of the Monroe Doctrine to attempt to rule over the rest of the Western Hemisphere. We hope that these rumors are not true, and that America holds no designs on Mexico.
To: Mexico
From: Colombia
The Brotherhood approves of this, and shall gladly accept the assistance of any of our Latin American brothers to prevent the egotistical filth in the White House goose-stepping through the entirety of the Americas.
The People's Brotherhood of Colombia would like to assure you that we shall fight to maintain Mexican sovereignty, if war is declared by the North Americans.
Signed,
Ramon Galvez
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