Kill the user above you

[shadowplay]

(rises from his grave)

Welcome to your doom!

*force-feeds Joan cheese until he dies of cheddar overdose*

Bet you didn't see that one coming!

 

[SouthernKing]

Dead.

 

[JohannaK]

And then I send you my iron jawed doberman horde, under the command of Jaws. They kill you in a most painful way, ripping your flesh away and biting the bones.

 

[MajKira]

releasing some quantumtorpedoes to above user and let the phasers fire

 

[JohannaK]

But I have... quark-energetic shields? Le whatever. The thing is: they reflect your lame ammo and shoot it back to you.

 

[thecaesar]

Oh yeah? REFLECT THIS!!!!

-stabs shield with Gladius-
-Gladius reflects off shield-

...TO PLAN B!!!

-tunnels underneath shield and then detonates tunnel, causing the ground beneath the generators to collapse, which in turn causes the generators to be completely buried and cease to function-

Oh, and you get buried too.

 

[MajKira]

killed by a hunnic cauldron squadron arching

 

[thecaesar]

I don't get it...

Spoiler :

Anyhow, you are cooked inside the Cow of Death. (Brazen Bull)

Spoiler :

And like the Romans, I totally borrowed it from the Greeks.

 

[JohannaK]

And then I throw you into the flames while you're adding some fuel to it so MajKira burns...

 

[SamSniped]

But I rise from the dead again, and light the whole place on fire, burning all of you to death.

 

[JohannaK]

But you did not count on my... new shiny railgun! BANG! You're dead!

 

[SamSniped]

But the round passes through my body harmlessly, and I push you into the flames, burning you to death.

 

[JohannaK]

Ah, so you killed me. Except for the fact that I'm wearing inflammable clothes and a series of thermal devices which allow me to use the fire surrounding me to übercharge my railgun, pulverizing and erasing from existence the particles composing your body.

 

[SamSniped]

but you overcharge the railgun, and it blows up in your face. Then, the Chinese-manufactured inflammable clothes and thermal devices decide to stop working, so the flames you were standing in kill you.

 

[JohannaK]

That's what you think you saw. The truth is that the übercharge caused the bullet to be expelled at a speed near to that of light, teleporting on site to the future, and pushing me to teleport to the next building, from a window of which I shoot you again with the railgun, as you look confused to me teleporting (because I teleported back in time as well, so I shoot you at the same time I had shot you. With the slight difference that I haven't übercharged it, so no side effects happen.

 

[SamSniped]

teleprting

Seeing as this was in your post above, and is not a valid word in the English dictionary, your post is rendered invalid, and you are still dead.

 

[JohannaK]

I hate auto correct And you're also dead.

 

[SamSniped]

Yes, I know I am dead. I came back from the dead, and I am therefore undead. Since this is true, I push you back into the fire for your insolence, and the fire cooks you for the approaching cannibals, who then proceed to eat you.

 

[JohannaK]

But I make a deal with the devil. Since you're Death incarnated, the Devil wants your spirit, that of Death (which was in control of the Devil) back, because thanks to your embodiment it could override the spiritual restraints that the Devil had cast upon it.

And so I come back to life, completely fire-proof and with a mega-übercharged railgun forged in the infernal depths, with which I can turn all matter within its blast into sparks of energy.

 

[SouthernKing]

I hereby declare this thread dead, therefore pulling it off life support. Everyone is dead.