This round was productive... But at what cost?
Things started innocently enough. I changed over our settlement names, swapped some city tile assignments around to better reflect their
raisons d'etre, and declared peace with everyone except those pesky Persians. The Chinese wanted 10 gold to stop their infrequent raids, but the Egyptians (wherever they might be hiding) gave us 100 gold to call off the dogs.
The Buddhists, meanwhile, elected their Pope:
Fittingly enough, they voted in Julius Caesar. This was to become hilarious when he converted to Judaism a hundred years later. As you can see, we also earned a bit of spare change off the Hanging Gardens. I wasn't really planning on finishing that, anyway.
The remnants of my western army trudged deeper into the heart of darkness, finding whole cities that owed their allegiance to no empire:
That's a pretty bad infestation y'got there, ma'am. Them nests ain't gonna be easy to knock out. They weren't a total pain, but they tied up military resources that ended up being sorely missed on the Eastern Front.
On the other side of the empire, we hunkered down with the Persians, who honestly weren't much better than Barbarians:
Persia's new capitol burned. Cyrus was suitably chastened. I allowed him to buy his freedom. Again.
He ended up rebuilding, but by now, Persepolis' culture had become entrenched enough that it wasn't a worry.
So it was time to start gearing up for war with India. We just needed to train up a few more Catapults, and...
*Huff* Fine. Asoka's kind of a softy, anyway. He's got the tech, but he doesn't tend to build units. Little was I to know, this wasn't going to be a walk in the park. I also got involved in another phony war with China. Another petty bribe ended it, which is a good thing- I didn't want to have to dodge Chinese forces in the middle of India! A Holy War edict against Alexander was barely knocked down, too. That would have been awkward.
In 415, I completed my first Wonder (my first built Wonder, anyway):
It was a cheap build, and, honestly, my concern was more to keep it out of the hands of a future target.
Our stack finally retook that strip of land between Persia and India proper:
You'll notice that there are no Spearmen in my stack. That was to cost me later, when Asoka started bringing Elephants to bear.
With Machinery finished, it was time to go out to the market and get ripped off:
It was worth it to get Vassalage Macemen in the field.
In 520, we spawned our first Great Person:
We popped him for an Academy in Pasagar... Um, Basra. Maybe bulbing Philosophy was the right move. I dunno.
75 years later, everything went to hell:
My forces were camped outside Delhi, stripping away its culture. I couldn't afford to let Asoka slip away! I had to defy the resolution (which would have passed had I simply voted no). So it's official. I'm a heel.
Back west, I founded Nairobi to claim African silver and gems:
Why found two crappy cities when you only need one? And with those lake tiles being pumped up by a Lighthouse, both resources can be worked.
In 700 A.D., after decades of bloody battle outside Delhi (which I thought I had more pictures of), the city finally fell:
After using Catapults to tear down the walls, and suiciding them against its garrisons, my forces were sacked by Indian War Elephants. Without Pikes or even Spears in the stack, and with the siege expended, those were hell and a half to dislodge, and meanwhile, my home cities are burning because of my defiance of the Hindu Pope. Who happens to be Jewish
Delhi is a heck of a prize, though. The Pyramids are always nice, and the Hagia Sophia, while not worth building, is certainly worth taking. The question is whether I should press on with my patchwork army. I'm sure that Asoka's garrisons are in equally bad shape, but both my troops and my citizenry could use a breather. Obviously, I need to vote for the next AP Resolution, whether I like it or not, to get that ridiculous "villain" label off my record.
Here's a look at the map. First, India and Persia:
The core:
And a look at Africa:
A peek at the Power Graph:
And the military screen:
Finally, the (cluttered) Dimplomacy screen:
The army is licking its wounds, but it's done its job. For now, the biggest problem is all of those red frowny faces everywhere. Part of me wants to disperse the army into police forces to maintain order via HR, though, now that we own the Pyramids, a dip into Representation for the happiness boost might also be reasonable.
We're not screwed, by any stretch of the imagination, though we have hit a few snags, and we're bogged down. We might not have time for our Domination win, but I'm not too worried.
The save: