Well, we found her.
I started out simplifying the war with India by accepting Qin Shi Huang's buyout:
I didn't need to be tripping over Chinese elephants while rampaging through Asoka's territory, and, well, cash is good.
I also attempted to butter Mongolia up in the hopes of getting a war ally against Rome:
Well, ol' Genghis is now a little more friendly than he was, but he still won't "betray" Rome. Julius is easily the most popular guy on the map. The only people who don't like him are the Greeks. Hmph. If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself.
As the army struck out east for India's few remaining strongholds, the ungrateful people of Vijayanagara overwhelmed our garrison of Longbows and took to the streets:
Ah, well. That's the cost of doing business, I guess. The cultural pressure will... abate soon.
Julius' little stack withdrew from our territory after I built up Tehran's military presence a bit, but he continued to be a thorn in my side in his own special way:
Bah! Once again, my timetable for conquest was needlessly accelerated. I was
not going to put up with that Villain penalty again!
Thankfully, this time I did indeed have siege pulled up to the walls of Bombay, and, in fact, I only lost a single Trebuchet-turn's worth of bombardment to finish stripping the city's defenses:
You can also see Hatshepsut's army of doom trundling along there. Hello, Hattie! I think they managed to raze Delhi's rice paddy before I wiped them out. But they gave it a great effort!
I could have wiped them out before they got to the farm, but I had more important things to do:
This resulted in the Apostolic vote being "canceled." Which just has a delightful air of finality about it.
Meanwhile, the Germans remained at war with the Chinese, and had finally gotten around to bringing their military might to bear:
Needless to say, this was unacceptable. Germany was powerful enough as it was, and couldn't be allowed to swoop in and steal my future colonies.
Frederick sensed that the Chinese were ripe for the picking, and asked a princely sum to call off his crusade:
I wasn't happy about it, but I coughed it up. That city on the tip of India alone was worth it, if I remembered correctly (and I did).
Hey, uh, remember that Roman stack that peeked in on Tehran a few turns ago? The one that turned around and left? I bet you forgot about that, huh? Yeah, I did, too:
Yeah. Persepolis' garrison had been sent to the front lines. It was defended by a lone Archer.
I mean, don't get me wrong. I was able to (ahem) whip up a hasty army to defend the place:
But I lost a
lot of productive citizens in order to do so. This especially hurt in Basra.
While that depressing spectacle was happening in the heart of the empire, the news was much better at the fringes:
So China's little satellite was taken, and the army was prepared to march into Bangladesh in order to tear out Qin's still-beating heart. It's times like this that I miss the Sacrificial Altar.
First off, I had to ensure that Rome wasn't going to come a-knocking again anytime soon. I finished off his stack and:
And, combine that with Mansa's map (along with Philosophy!) for Guilds and we have a reasonable picture of the supercontinent:
A couple of notes:
Hattie is, indeed, tucked away in North Korea there. Wiping her off the map will be most enjoyable.
You're free, Isabella! You can build ships, build colonies, and...
Found four religions!? Well, at least she knows her purpose in life
Judging from the map, I can't understand why Rome is such a force and China is such a backwater. Maybe it has to do with the fact that (as I'd said before) Caesar has been playing the Diplomacy game like a damn harp.
It seems like our plan of attack should be to take Xian, then continue down the Malaysian peninsula, while holding a border with Nanjing, in order to secure our flanks. Beyond that, China is almost entirely linear.
One more thing. The Diplomacy screen:
China is not well-liked, so we'd better grab our piece of the pie while we can.
Thoughts?